Humorous sentences describing narcissism

A humorous sentence describing narcissism is 1. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

I am glad that there are many people here. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

3. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.

5. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

6. Don't have a secret crush.

7. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

8. Now I am, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

10. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.

1 1. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man in your family, you can go back and ask him-it's difficult during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

12. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

13. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

14. Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.

15. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

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17. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

18. Don't set up a stall in my sister's heart, and then I'll call it a pass!

19. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.

20. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

2 1. I feel sorry for every unhappy child who is still laughing.

22. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

24. I wake up by myself every morning.

25. I am really bored to death. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

26. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

27. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. In case it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

28. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

29. Once I was really bored and sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, I didn't catch up except for a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

30. I want to be an anodyne vegetable and don't care about these.

3 1. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.

32. I just miss you suddenly and can't help but suffer.

33. If I die, how will you live?

34. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

36. Don't think that I am unattainable just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

37. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

38. I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.

39. Lao Tzu said, hit with a brick, hit on the head, care about immortality. Forget it. ￣

40. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

4 1. The child's words are unscrupulous, and the words blurted out without thinking outline a full but affectionate ID.

42. Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

43. Be a low-key person, as handsome as I am, I didn't say anything.

44. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.

45. Feelings are like this. If you hurt others, consciously or unconsciously, someone will always hurt you.

46. Hold your hand and drag it away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

47. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.

48. Now I like listening to music quietly, and then I miss you.

49. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There will only be one winner. However, you are happier than Zhong Wan who won the third prize of my smile.

Witty words about drinking, narcissism and humor.

I love every unhappy child who is still smiling.

Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into family affection.

The farther away from you, the more I love you. Now I can't help asking myself whether I am looking forward to happiness or the process towards happiness.

6. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

7. Once I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

8. The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.

9. When I am gone, the world seems to have lost its soul.

10. If I really love you, will you forgive all my mistakes?

1 1. A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you; If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.

12. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

13. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. Thanks for stopping being crazy after seeing me yesterday. Immediately announced that he would withdraw from the entertainment circle in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

14. Do you love me or not is pure fiction.

15. I was born to do great things.

16. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.

17. I said it was best to break up that day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.

18. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

19. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

20. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.

2 1. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

22. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

23. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

24. I'm still cute for my age. I am really a sinner!

25. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

26. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

27. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

28. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

29. I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

30. Now I am, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

3 1. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself?

32. Look in the mirror and say, hey, it looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror has exploded.

33. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

35. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

36. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

37. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. If I blow into someone's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return.

Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

39. Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

40. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

4 1. If you like me, you will buy a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, you will be happier than winning the third prize of my smile and winning 5 million.

42. Narcissistic words: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!

43. I am handsome, please don't look.

44. Be a low-key person, as handsome as I am, I didn't say anything.

45. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

46. I wake up by myself every morning.

47. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

48. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

Humorous copywriting describing narcissism, self-confidence and self-love (a collection of 48 sentences)

A humorous copy describing narcissism, self-confidence and self-love tells a story-1 Why I don't have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

2. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

3. Handsome to disfigurement, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, is it frosted already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

6. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

7. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you not be handsome.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

9. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

10. If I die, how will you live?

1 1. When I'm gone, the world seems to have lost its soul.

12. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her directly. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

13. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

14. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

15. A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!

16. I was really bored once and sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

17. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

18. The day is over, and the poor have only money left!

19. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

20. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

2 1. Life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one reading opportunity.

22. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.

23. How can a handsome guy who goes deep into the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

Humorous copy describing narcissism, self-confidence and self-love Part II 25. Lao Tzu said, fight bricks, lean on your head and care for your death. Forget it. ￣

26. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

27. Don't have a secret crush.

28. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't tell everything.

29. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

30. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

3 1. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.

32. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

33. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.

I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

35. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

36. Law-abiding and depressed, singing at night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

37. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

38. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

39. Am I handsome?

40. What I can do is to find someone who loves me and accept everything from me.

4 1. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.

42. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, with eyebrows and stars. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

43. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. If I blow into someone's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return.

44. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

45. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

46. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

47. The child's words are unscrupulous, and the words blurted out without thinking outline a flawed but affectionate ID.

48. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

Humorous sentences describing boys' narcissism and confidence

A humorous sentence describing a boy's narcissism and confidence 1. Admit it, you still love me.

The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off decisively, because I was about to explode.

3. Don't be infatuated with elder brother. Brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation!

6. Once I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

7. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.

8. Don't call me shameless, and don't envy or hate me. I'm beautiful, and it's inevitable that many people will chase me!

9. The farther away from you, the more I love you. Now I can't help asking myself whether I am looking forward to happiness or the process towards happiness.

10. Except for being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !

1 1. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

12. Despair in life just adds a little hope to despair and becomes more desperate.

13. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

14. You are not the only one in your world. You still have me, you know.

15. this kind of thing, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am beautiful and I am casual.

16. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

17. The child's words are unscrupulous. They blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate ID.

18. A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!

19. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

Humorous sentences describing boys' narcissism and self-confidence 20. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

2 1. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.

22. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.

23. If I die, how will you live?

24. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

26. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

27. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

28. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

29. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

30. I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

3 1. I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

32. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

33. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

36. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket, there will only be one winner. However, I won the third prize with a smile, which was happier than winning 5 million.

37. I am not cool at all, but I am beautiful.