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This is what Ma Bao said from the bottom of his heart. Tik Tok, a stay-at-home mom, is the hottest sentence (19).

1. I should have known that I would rather not get married, because you have parents and friends, and you can go to play when you are free, and I have nothing but the children I bought all my life.

2, the good side of the child will never be your credit, and the bad ones are all your fault. Teaching well, the pride of the family, teaching badly, all because my mother didn't manage well, my mother used to.

You said "it's difficult to take care of children", so I said "it's not difficult"! But if you say "How to take care of the children …", I will say "If you can, you can come, if you can't, shut up"!

What you see is her bad temper, but do you see her anxiety and fatigue when she takes care of the children? Do you understand and comfort? She is not a superman, she is just a girl who has just grown up.

5. Women always have to get out of postpartum depression and spend those years with children. After this hurdle, you will begin to enjoy life. Don't worry, happiness is coming to you on the way.

6, the best age, the most beautiful time, I chose to accompany my children, and the full-time mother became an idle person in the eyes of others. Such a day, only the treasure mother who accompanies the children can understand.

7. In the future, my daughter will not marry if she has no room. If she had no money, she wouldn't talk about it. It is material, realistic and unrealistic. On the contrary, realistic girls live happily.

8. I'm beginning to feel that everyone is taking my children. After I was born, I found that I was not at ease with anyone, so I felt helpless and powerless at home at work.

9. I used to wonder why the divorce rate in this world is so high. Don't most people get married when they fall in love? Later, I learned that rice, oil and salt should be spent together for a lifetime.

10, you don't need to hold the baby when you go to the toilet. You don't come out in the shower. You can chew it carefully and swallow it slowly when you eat it. All those hardships have been overcome, and the rest of the days should be very sweet.

1 1, you never know without a baby. Milk powder is expensive, diapers are expensive, calcium, iron and zinc are expensive, vegetables are expensive, fruits are expensive, and Cary has no money. Really poor to a new height.

12, through the pain of obstetrics, the helplessness of pediatrics, and those days when no one cares, you will find that you used to talk about feelings, but now you just want to talk about children and want a decent life.

13, did you find it? Stay-at-home mothers don't want to work for a long time, can't eat hard work, can't look at other people's faces, don't like intrigue interpersonal relationships, but are short of money.

14, urine stains on the toilet, clothes on the sofa, shoes piled at the door, dirty floor after mopping, children writing homework ink, these are trivial things for you, but I lost my temper.

15, how many days and nights did the voice mother spend? A good mother is a good medicine for all bad moods. A mother is willing to give up her job and social freedom for a mother.

16, there are so many chicken soup in life, only chicken feathers on the ground and endless quarrels. Men are unhappy with alcohol and tobacco friends, while women are unhappy with their children's crying and pots and pans.

17, mother gives birth to mother, mother does not give birth to mother's surname. After the education, the ancestral graves are full of smoke, and it is the fault of the mother that the education is not good. I just want to know why it's so hard to be a mother.

18, I was born to support myself. This sentence is quite good. From obstetrics and gynecology to pediatrics, from being in a hurry to being handy, I stumbled all the way, and a "mom" made me learn to be strong.

19, nothing else, that is, a person raised a starving baby, not to support the elderly, as long as she is healthy and happy, her life has always been full of gratitude and joy.