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Sand sculpture sentence

1. Do I have to learn electric welding to make your eyes shine?

You can't hide your love for someone. If you like a few more, you can live.

If I guess right, I must guess right.

I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I didn't get good grades when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

5. You wake up in the morning and guess what happened? Hey! Wake up!

6. Tell the peach blossoms not to bloom. I am a monk.

Remember to sprinkle some sesame seeds when you draw me a pie.

8. Summarize yourself in one sentence: more sleepy than dogs, more greedy than pigs, and more stubborn than donkeys. If you can't keep the peak, then go to the factory to eat and live.

9. Some people said I was poor, but I smiled. You are talking nonsense.

10. Come on, you can sleep without me.

1 1. I said I was starving, and you said everywhere that I was going to remarry.

12. I said I worked as a front desk in the hotel, and they said I paid at the funeral home.

13. Why are all wheelchairs hand-operated without pedals?

14. My super power is that everything is beyond my ability.