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Alice's composition in Wonderland continues to be a freshman.
Alice worked in Mr Ascott's company for two years, and she also learned a lot about China culture in China. On this day, Alice, who is having afternoon tea with her colleagues in the garden, is worrying about the activities to be carried out next season. Suddenly, a snow-white thing flashed before her eyes-
"Whew-"It's Mr. White Rabbit! Same blue shirt and ticking pocket watch. ...
"hey!" Without considering her surprised colleague, Alice quickly pushed open the stool, carried the skirt, quickly pushed open the branches in the garden and chased Mr. White Rabbit. "Mr. White Rabbit! And so on ... "
"Ah-"With a scream, Alice fell into the rabbit hole. This time, in the tunnel, there are books thick or thin, exquisite or yellowed. Of course, Alice doesn't care about this. While enjoying the roller coaster, she was also secretly curious about what Mr. White Rabbit was doing this time.
"Bump-"Alice fell heavily on the bed, only to see White Queen smiling at Alice and holding out her slender right hand: "My dear knight, welcome back. Are you willing to fight for us? "
It turns out that the underground world is "at war" again, but this time the Red Queen is playing fair and launching a reading contest. When she was exiled to Outland, she read a lot of books, developed from Outland and established her own kingdom. Last week, she declared war on White Queen, and Alice became a "brave warrior" to defend the kingdom.
On the day of the game-
The competition was presided over by Mr. White Rabbit. Each team gives three questions, and the one who answers the most correctly wins.
The Red Queen begins: "China Confucian classics are thought-provoking. I wonder if Alice can study them. Listen to the question: Ceng Zi said, "What is the main thing that makes me reflect on myself? "
Alice is full of confidence, and the knowledge she came to China was not wasted: "Did you cheat for others?" Don't believe in making friends? Can't you learn? "
Alice asked, "Since the Red Queen is quite familiar with The Analects of Confucius, she might as well continue to ask. Excuse me: Zigong asked,' Who can walk away for life without saying a word?' What is Confucius' answer? "
The Red Queen smiled and said, "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. I once lost my sister.
The second round was another draw, and the atmosphere was full of gunpowder, and the deciding game began.
The red queen was a little nervous, and thick sweat cloth covered her forehead: "Excuse me, Lin Chong in the water margin, nicknamed (), was cornered by straying into the White Tiger Hall, and () went to Liangshan on a snowy night."
Alice was in no hurry: "Lin Chong was nicknamed Leopard Head and set fire to the grass yard."
The red queen's eyes were glassy, and all the questions she carefully prepared were "captured" by this little girl. After all these years of preparation, is it really not as good as her sister? It's not the Red Queen's turn to finish thinking. Alice asked again, "Please briefly describe the process and results of the famous three-string banana fan in Journey to the West."
The Red Queen was puzzled. She swallowed the Journey to the West at once and couldn't say anything. Isn't it easy to lose half the country?
"Then tell me, what are these three sounds?" The red queen's men unwillingly asked.
"One tune: After being fanned back by Princess Iron Fan, the Monkey King borrowed the Bodhisattva's soul pills and turned into a bug, but borrowed a fake fan. The second tune: Wukong turned into a cow and borrowed a real fan, but the cow turned into a pig and cheated him away. Three times: with the help of Yiyi, hit Niu Wangmo and borrow a fan. " Alice answered lightly with a smile.
Alice walked slowly to the red queen and said, "honey, you don't have to be sad." I read the book you read before the game. Your choice for books is great, but I still have some suggestions. " Alice handed the red queen a piece of paper-
1, don't move the pen and ink, don't read the book, circle the pictures in the book and write your own feelings.
2, when reading, the heart should be quiet, eyes, heart, mouth.
3, not only to "absorb", but also to "share". Communicate with others more, write your own articles with a pen, and let go of your own ideas.
-Your dear Alice
Alice had already returned to the garden when the Red Queen was crying.
"Hey, it's better to take' reading' as the theme of our next season's activities, and also advocate the correct way of reading!" Alice returned to her seat with a big smile on her face, regardless of her colleagues' surprise.
A blue butterfly flew in the distance, and Alice knew it was a clever insect. Look, he smiled and agreed to his suggestion. ...
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