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What do you mean, go to the roof?

Question 1: What do you mean by going to the rooftop? Want to hear the detailed source or just tell you what it means? It means jumping off the roof, but it's not really jumping. It's just as a kind of ridicule and self-mockery to express helplessness or despair about something.

Question 2: What do you mean by going to the rooftop? It means jumping off a building. In other words, people who buy football lottery have invested all their wealth in football lottery, but they are poor because they are unpopular and have the idea of jumping off a building. However, it is more fun, and it is a few who really jump up.

Question 3: What does rooftop mean? Rooftop fans are a new term derived from the recent World Cup, right?

Of course, this rooftop fan didn't go to the rooftop to watch the ball because it was too hot in summer and the air conditioner was broken. But more and more people are taking part in the World Cup. For fun, 20 yuan guessed the score and suffered a series of fiasco.

In this World Cup group match, strength is not the only reason that determines the outcome: Spain 1-5 lost to the Netherlands, Uruguay 1-3 lost to Costa Rica, Italy 0- 1 ... Behind every worry, there is a tragedy. Of course, fans will not jump off a building for 20 yuan, but from the heart, the disappointing performance of their beloved team is the fundamental reason why they cry and shout to jump off a building.

Here are some jokes from rooftop fans.

1. I bought Italy yesterday. After the game, I went to the rooftop. I have no nostalgia for this world and jumped down. But I'm not dead! It turns out that downstairs are all friends who bought England the day before yesterday, and they are not dead yet! Because the following friends who buy Spain are under great pressure ... tonight, when I buy friends from Argentina, I will be lighter.

2. In the stairwell, a group of persistent people appeared. They won the bet on Brazil, Spain, England and Italy ... Their eyes were red, their eyes were pounding and their lips were trembling. They sang Jay Chou's song on the roof: holding hands, looking at the sky step by step, looking at us in a line ... different family backgrounds, different professional identities, for the same goal.

The doctor asked the nurse: Why did the emergency room send so many rescues in the middle of the night? The nurse replied: I heard that they are all fans, and they all jumped off the roof while shouting that they lost. The doctor asked again: Did you give them blood transfusion? The nurse replied, I lost ... As soon as the voice fell, the patients jumped out of bed and walked to the window. ...

4. Notice: The fans on the top floor of the Italian building are full, and no new fans are accepted. Please go to the other building by yourself. At present, the roofs are relatively empty: World Tower in Brazil, Seine Tower in France and World Center in the Netherlands. Traffic control is implemented on the roof of the British financial center building and the roof of the Bank of Spain.

When an Argentine fan fell from the balcony on the 30th floor, he saw Messi's goal in overtime through the window of the building. ...

I hope I can solve your problem.

Question 4: What do you mean by fans going to the rooftop? The meaning of jumping off a building. In other words, people who buy football lottery have invested all their wealth in football lottery, but they are poor because they are unpopular and have the idea of jumping off a building. However, it is more fun, and it is a few who really jump up.

Question 5: What does it mean to go to heaven?

Question 6: My roommate is lovelorn, and now she has just gone to the rooftop, saying that she is going to blow it! What do you mean? The wind blows in Shui Han, and the strong men are gone forever.

Question 7: What does "rooftop" mean? Generally refers to the roof of a building, where people relax.

Question 8: What does the recently popular phrase "See you on the rooftop" mean? This year's World Cup was so unpopular that many gambling games lost miserably, so we met on the rooftop and jumped off the building.

The results of college entrance examination and senior high school entrance examination came down, and scum cried like dogs.

Jay Chou announced the wedding, and the fans met on the rooftop.

The goddess Tang Wei is getting married, TT.

Actually, it's all jokes. How can jumping off a building be so easy?

Question 9: What does it mean to go to the rooftop in the name of Peking Opera? The first half of "Playing the Golden Brick" is called "Going to the Roof" and the second half is called "The Scare of the Han Palace", which is a discount of "Playing the Golden Brick".

If it is the "soul on the roof" in the line, it means that after death, the soul has its own place and is in peace.