Interesting talk on Daquan campus

Talking about campus classics is funny-people can take out their nose bubbles and play for a while when they are bored.

In the future, we will share weal and woe. If you are in trouble, yours is mine, and mine is mine.

How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

The head teacher's mouth is like gold AK47, full of explosive power.

Sanitary napkins are so expensive that we can't afford to menstruate.

Self-study can be a success, including being a fool.

In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine. "Boss, change the plane!"

It seems that we are all at an awkward age, and our children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced.

Nail polish not only looks good, but also has one advantage. You can shave when you are bored.

Examinations are like menstruation. Sometimes it is delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

Every time I meet the opposite sex about my age, I always look at each other.

If you stare at a simple word for a long time, you will find that you don't know it, and the more you look at it, the less you understand it.

There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one side kills people without telling the other side and plays the fool to the end.

I remember when I was a child, when I handed out textbooks, what I expected most was a bag of toys. Are there any children's shoes that impress me?

I really miss being a child. When it is hot, I can walk barefoot like a man.

I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

Until now, I didn't know what children like to play best. Scissors, cloth and stone mean 250.

It is said that the post-90s generation is like this-545216541354165412846584655438+0253120. Before you finish reading these figures, take a look at this.

Still sexy when I was a child, my ass was exposed every day.

When I was a child, I played mobile phones in class, and the team leader said not to play. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.

I want to be a scientist in the future, and I want to study the manufacture of regret medicine.

During class, a classmate asked for leave to go to the toilet: "Teacher, I want to shit." The teacher was furious: "civilized language." The student thought for a moment: "Teacher, I feel like vomiting." .

Since I can play QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect.

When you are in a bad mood, call your friends in the middle of the night, wake them up and go to bed.

Male students take a few days off every month on the grounds that they are not feeling well.

Why doesn't Superman show up every time I eat bubble gum?

So do binoculars. They were called generals on the battlefield and became hooligans at home.

The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, primary school culture, rural hukou, three tile houses and ten acres of fertile land.

The most fake sentence in the world is, classmates, let me say a few words briefly below.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and suddenly I feel so busy.

Study hard, make progress every day, and don't date anyone until you are eighteen.

The teacher asked, "If someone cheats you once, it's cheating. What was the second time? " The deskmate blurted out "cheating."

If you are bored, you can take out your nose bubbles and play for a while.

When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters were like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

Student: Teacher, you are so beautiful today. Teacher: Thank you. Student: You're welcome. I lied to you.

In class, the teacher said, "Don't talk to the sleeping person, but wake up the speaker."

Mom said: even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce, and you can't look down on it.

I have taken the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary? For example, if I take 40 exams, I will get 20, if I take two exams, I will get one, and I can be exempted from any two exams.

Achievement is like a slide, it is difficult to climb it, and it only takes a moment to slide it down.

Homework plus homework, how much homework, I write homework, everything is wasted.

Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

I asked the teacher how many points I got in the exam. He said: guess, I will answer directly: guess or not?

After the exam, I understand a truth: three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are in the teacher's place.

The furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't be played in front of you, and there is no network when it can be played.

Teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

If you have bangs at school, you have to ask your parents. Is it because of my hairstyle that you can't get grades?

I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

Who still remembers the classic sentence at school, you wait for me to stop you after school.

What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

Since dating is not allowed, don't give a school uniform at all. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.

The school broadcast, class is over, teacher: you have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you will suffer again.

What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

How many points the teacher gives me, I wish the teacher how many years to live.

After an English listening class, the only thing I can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

Whether you attend class or not, the teacher is there, and you don't leave until after class.

I can't learn, I can't play, I can't sleep well, I eat too much.

Don't think you send text messages in class. I don't know. Who would laugh at his crotch?

Looking at the face of the head teacher, I have an impulse to quit school. What about studying?

What I hate most is the word "ellipsis" in the reference answer.

When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand didn't move, but it took away our best time.

I collapsed when I went to the examination room, and I cried when I saw the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

The first part: I don't make a sound when reading in the wind and rain. The second part: family affairs, state affairs and world affairs are none of your business. Horizontal batch: while playing.

Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself, "It doesn't matter, the important thing is to participate."

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

The exam is a cloud, and it will turn into a dark cloud after the exam.

I still remember when I was a child, I held spicy strips in one hand and a dime of water in the other, and I ate with relish.

This test is not a result, but a signal that China is moving forward.

Scold: Why are you late today?

Calm answer: my bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.

The American goddess, with a torch in one hand and a book in the other, told us to study even if there was a power failure.

It turns out that there is no favorite person at school, and there is really no motivation to go to school.

Sometimes the class is noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly becomes surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever had one?

When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death, so my mother taught me to eat.

When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. My biggest fear is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.

The motherland has not been reunified, so I have no desire to study.

We have so few tree resources in China only because there are too many test papers. No business, no killing!

If you can't even cheat, how can you trust your teacher to let you enter the society?

Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.

It's hard to mow the grass at noon, attend class, take a small broken book and sit all morning.

The greatest feature of teachers is: knowing perfectly well past asking, teachers' greatest hobby is talking to themselves, and teachers' best skill is: spitting.

Looking back on that year, I walked smartly into the Internet cafe wearing a red scarf and school uniform.

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people backward.

When there is a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an MP3 player.

My mother said that if anyone bothered me while I was playing games, I would give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

Girls, find a husband in the future, give birth to a child named Xia and the child named Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator for human beings to enter.

School, although you got my people, you can't get my heart.

I hate it when people talk to me about English. I don't know what I'm talking about.