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If you are a bitch, girls will be a bitch.

1. Don't you know her temper? You coax her more.

It turned out that she was so generous that she asked me for a bracelet of 20 yuan. I don't even have the money to give you a red envelope.

I just regard him as a friend. It's nothing to play together. You think too much.

Brother, she may not understand you, but I will always support you.

I'm just his sister. My brother and I are nothing, sister.

6. If a man doesn't pay back the money, his life will be gone.

7. It doesn't matter to me. Go and coax her.

8. I am in a bad mood. Let your husband accompany me. What happened?

If I had met you earlier, I would not have fallen in love with him but with you. Thank you for being so kind to me.

10, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Sister, she won't be angry, will she?

1 1, I regard you as my own brother.

12. Is your wife asleep? Can I call you husband?

13, ah, you don't know, you told me, you are still roommates ~

14, your girlfriend's makeup is not as good as mine.

15, we are all good sisters, don't say "little three, no little three", we are strangers.

16, I won't do it. Maybe I'm too much like a boy to do it.

17, I don't like him. I am just an ordinary friend to him. Don't worry too much.

18, your girlfriend wears makeup well, unlike me who can't even put on sunscreen.

19, hum, it's all your fault. She ignores me now.

I'm afraid of the dark. Can you let your boyfriend sleep with me?

2 1, she is very good. She is not as stupid as me and needs someone to take care of her.

I am drunk now, so I can't take my words seriously, but I really miss you.

23, ah, you eat so little, no wonder you are so thin, it's not like me xxx;; Ah, you make up every day. I'm too lazy to make up.

It's his business whether he pays or not, and it's my business whether I come back or not.

I really don't want to break you up.

26. Clean yourself. I have to leave early.

27. Why doesn't your girlfriend eat? Oh? Lose weight. Hey, hey, I'm a foodie. I can't get fat no matter how much I eat.

28. I want to talk to you about an open relationship. Parents agree, relatives know, friends bless, and your wife agrees.

29. I always thought you and your ex would get back together.

Your girlfriend doesn't seem to like me very much Did I do something to make her unhappy?

Complete quotations from green tea bitch

1. Sorry, I didn't mean to. I don't want you to fight because of me.

2, don't do this, I don't want you to quarrel because of me!

3, I feel that she will attract boys, so envious!

She usually has a good time and doesn't mind joking or anything. I don't think I can joke with boys like this. I feel like a failure.

I know you have a girlfriend, and I don't want to embarrass you. Remember to delete the chat record after reading it.

6. Are you not returning my messages because you are afraid that your girlfriend will be unhappy? If so, I see. I'm sorry, I won't call you again.

7. What is Meitu Xiu Xiu?

8. It's good to never see each other again. You will always be the one I remember.

9. Is your girlfriend misunderstood? It's all my fault. Let me explain, okay?

10, when I texted you yesterday, I had a little expectation that you would call me back immediately. Were you with your girlfriend? She is really happy with a boy like you.

1 1, don't talk about my brother like that. Although you two are lovers, I won't allow you to say that about him in front of me. My brother is really a good man.

12, wow, you have abdominal muscles, which is awesome! Can you touch it for me? Ah, what? Unfair? Then you can touch mine ~ ouch, ouch, it itches ~

13, I think you are a person who thinks too much.

14, I don't know why he loves me so much. Be strong, smile and continue to smile tomorrow!

15, I have forgotten how to love.

16. Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?

17, I don't want to hurt anyone. I really don't know how this happened.

18, this is the last time I call your brother. Let's not contact again, OK? I don't want to make my sister-in-law unhappy.

19, I have someone I like, but I want to be friends with you. I think we are, right?

Your girlfriend is spoiled by you. I feel sorry for you. If I were you, I wouldn't do that.

2 1, your girlfriend is spoiled by you, and I'm sure I can't bear to part with my male ticket.

22. I just need to wait quietly beside you, that's all.

23. I don't want any birthright, just be nice to me.

24. Actually, your wife is quite good, but sometimes she does a little, but you have to be patient. Although she is, she is your wife!

She is actually very nice, but she misunderstood us. Don't be so mean to her.

You have something on your mouth. Let me wipe it for you.

27. It's raining heavily. I'm soaked to the skin. If my girlfriend is not at home, can I take a shower in your bathroom?

I really just regard him as my brother.

29. Your girlfriend is really casual. I like her personality very much. She can drink well and swear at will, but I can't. I can't say it.

30. Send an ambiguous message to someone else's boyfriend in the middle of the night: Are you free now? I feel so sad. Can you chat with us?

3 1, I'm really sorry, I just regard you as a good friend, I didn't know you liked me.

32. I envy your girlfriend's makeup ability. I'm so stupid that I can't even wear foundation.

33, you are so good, why doesn't he know how to cherish?

I have been trying to be good friends with her, but I don't know why she always misunderstood me.

Twenty quotations from green tea bitch

1. Is she angry? Go and explain. We have nothing to do. It's not good that she misunderstood.

I know you, so don't blame her. She can't look after you now. If you are unhappy, you can tell me. We are good friends. The weather is getting colder. Take care of yourself.

I miss one of my best friends of the opposite sex. I always occupied his bed at that time. We always sleep together and only take off our bras and underwear, but nothing will happen. He respects and treasures me. This is a restrained friendship.

Brother, come on, I already have a boyfriend, although he is not good to me.

5. Wow, look at that girl's makeup. The photo is very nice. I can't even make up and PS((~ 3 ~)! ) I can only be mediocre every day, and there are no good photos to upload.

6. Should I bother you so late? I'm sorry, but I'm really sad ... sobbing.

7. Your girlfriend is so happy. I wish I were her and had such a good boyfriend.

8. He is just my brother. Don't get me wrong! I hope you are happy!

9, alas, you are such a good man, why doesn't she know how to cherish ~?

10, your girlfriend is not ugly. Why is this photo you showed us so ugly? Obviously, you didn't choose the right angle.

1 1, this dress of yours is very nice, but I can't wear it. My breasts are too big.

12, I think your girlfriend is very popular. I really envy so many boys in our class who can play with her. Alas, I'm too far away to talk to the boys in my class. (Shit! You dare not talk to my classmates and dare to talk to my boyfriend! )

13, I just had dinner, watched a movie and went shopping with him. I really didn't do anything. Because you are in a bad mood recently, I just want to say it and help you spend time with him. ...

14, you know? I've always had feelings for you, but you have a girlfriend … I know I shouldn't bother you, so forget it. Take good care of her, and I will always be by your side silently with you. (green tea and QQ sent by male ticket were seen by the hostess, but the male ticket didn't know)

15, I don't want anything else, as long as you have a small corner of me in your heart, I will be satisfied.

16. Do you want me to explain it to her for you?

17, don't you say that about me. Although you are a couple, I don't allow you to say that about her. My brother is really a good man!

18, remember to delete the chat record.

19. If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't want you to be so tired. If I were your girlfriend, I would certainly understand you. If I were your girlfriend, I would never be so narrow-minded

20. Will your sister get angry when you chat with me?

Complete works of classic quotations from green tea bitch

1. You don't know me ... I thought you knew ... people who know don't need to talk, and people who don't know don't need to talk. 2. I am a principled person, and my principle is to look at my mood.

I never expected it, so I was not disappointed.

If you don't belong to yourself, why care?

When I texted you yesterday, I didn't expect you to call me back immediately. Were you with your girlfriend? She is really happy with a boy like you.

6 Wen can control the scholar with a pen and put a local tyrant on the bed. You can sell cute, you can straighten your position, and you can lift your hips to meet lace.

A green tea bitch told me today that her period is coming, she has a sore throat and hemorrhoids. I asked her if she was angry, and she said that her husband came back from a business trip yesterday. I can't speak.

Did your girlfriend misunderstand us? I'll explain to her. I'm really sorry to make your girlfriend unhappy. (I hate such people)

9. My best friend cried to me when she was lovelorn. While crying, she called her man a scum. I told her that such scum had long been cured and called her a man to help her vent. As a result, the two made up again the next day ... I just saw my best friend send a state: people are ignorant, so you should cherish something that others can't say well.

10 It's raining heavily outside, and I'm soaked to the skin. Can I borrow your place to take a bath? Twenty minutes later: Brother, my clothes are all wet. Can you bring me one of your clothes? Finally, the classic white shirt+bra without underwear came out of the bathroom, and the first sentence was guaranteed: Are you alone at home?

1 1. There are so many girls who like me, but what I want is unique.

12 You have something on your mouth. Let me wipe it for you.

13. Actually, your wife is fine, but sometimes a little, but you have to be patient. Although she is, she is your wife!

14. Please, I don't want you to quarrel because of me!

15. what is mito Xiu Xiu?

16. I don't want any birthright, just be good to me.

17. I don't want to hurt anyone. I really don't know what this is about.

18. I have someone I like, but I want to be friends with you. I think we are, right?

19. I just want to wait quietly by your side, that's all.

20. Women are not necessarily beautiful, but they must be xxxxxxx.

2 1. I think love is not to change or save a person, but to find the person who is already suitable for you.

22. You don't know me ... I thought you knew ... people who know don't need to talk, and people who don't know don't need to talk.

23. I am a principled person, and my principle is to look at my mood.

I never expected it, so I was not disappointed.

25. If you don't belong to yourself, why care?

There are so many girls who like me, but what I want is the only one.

27. Girls who love to laugh are never too unlucky.

28. Your girlfriend is spoiled by you. I certainly can't bear to work so hard for the male ticket.

I don't know why he loves me so much Be strong, smile and continue to smile tomorrow!

30. Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?

3 1. Girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck.

32. We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then it takes a lifetime to forget.

33. Can we live for the first time?

34. Sometimes if you stay alone for a long time, you will feel lonely. Watching friends say goodbye to singles and fall in love one by one. Only then did I find myself so sad. I used to think that a person would live well. I thought that my world didn't need those vulgar loves. In fact, no one can stand loneliness. Now I also long to be loved. For so many years, I have always adhered to my belief, alone. Because young and frivolous, completely disheartened. Now, I look at all my friends around me who are so happy, someone cares and someone loves. I don't know how long it's been since I felt this way. So I'm still jealous. Now I also hope that it is enough to have someone who is really good to me. It doesn't need to be vigorous, it doesn't need to be vows of eternal love, as long as it is plain. It's just that I may never give my heart again. Because I can't afford to get hurt anymore.

35. It's good to never meet again. You will always be the one I remember.

36. I have forgotten how to love.

Your cat is gone.

Please let me warm you instead of her.

Let me be your pet and support.

If you are unhappy, tell me, it doesn't matter.

He is like this, sometimes he breaks a girl's heart and is impulsive. I am his good friend, and I can testify.

If I were him, I wouldn't make you cry.

If you turn around, you can see me.

I've been standing here, not going anywhere until you find me.

(To the woman's boyfriend) Starting today, XX will go and I will watch.