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I hope that in a few years, it won’t be the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice.

1. I hope that in a few years, it will not be the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice. If you like someone who doesn't like you, what you have to do is like drinking. Just taste it lightly. If you drink a lot, you will only be drunk and unable to get out.

2. The deep sea will not be heated by a cup of boiling water. I don’t love you because of the heat. You may not be the best, but you are what I want most. I persisted for too long and I couldn’t tell whether I wanted to love you or win.

3. I don’t drink water that others have drunk, and I am not interested in sharing the same water with others. Ten lines to strike up a conversation, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk, and ten thousand lines of nonsense, just to hear one sentence of "I like you too" one day.

4. It’s other people’s business to hook up with you, but it’s my inability to keep you. If you can't be a good person, how can you compare with the people you like. There is no need to be generous with feelings, and there is no need to show off affection.

5. I will not let you down for all your affection, and I will cry for you for all your grievances. No matter how much you like me, don't rekindle your old feelings. From the moment you had the heart to hurt me, I knew that you must have never considered my feelings.

6. I know that you have never been serious, so I have never dared to take you seriously. Love is something that makes you happy. If this relationship makes you unhappy, break up. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

7. You can make me sad, but never make me give up! I won't teach you what it means to cherish, but I can make you quickly realize what it means to lose. The only thing missing from my world is you, and there are already others in your world.

8. If you have the ability, take care of yourself, otherwise just let me take care of you! Those who want to take you home are available to you in the southeast, northwest and northwest; those who are willing to eat with you love both sweet and bitter food; those who really want to see you are available 24 hours a day.

9. You were very happy at first, but then you learned to fall in love. I am willful, stubborn, stingy, and jealous. If I didn't love you, who the hell would care about you.

10. I have been lazy all my life, but I think about you very carefully. The extent of my love for you is probably that if I meet you a hundred times again, I will fall for you a hundred times again. Maybe I am just a passer-by in your life, but you will not meet the second me. I hope it will be your voice that wakes me up in the days to come. Complete Collection of Happy QQ Couple Signatures

1: When you stay at home for a long time, you will naturally become dull, and when you stay in the depths, you will become cute

2: When you are cute Marry with extreme ease, marry someone else and stay at home

3: I am happy that I have him who loves me deeply

4: I am happy that I have her who loves me deeply

5: Who uses a smile to pretend that he is not sad

6: Who hides his sadness perfectly

7: I hope that it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up in the future, but you sound.

8: I hope that in the future, I will be accompanied not by loneliness, but by your embrace.

9: I am not beautiful, cute or gentle, but he loves me#

10: I am not handsome, cool or romantic, but she loves me#

11 : A man’s effort is because he wants to find the person who loves him most

12: A woman’s effort is because she wants to cover up the scars of the past

13: If one day your sincerity suddenly looks back, I will still be there for you Be gentle.

14: If one day your hands feel lonely. I am willing to carry it away for the rest of my life.

15: My dear, a home is only home if you are there

16: My dear, as long as you are there, it is a home

17: Men care because there is no one You can capture his heart

18: A woman is flirtatious because she says that someone has broken her heart severely

19: I will be immune to five poisons and eight winds and wait for me Lover

20: I will be invulnerable to all poisons and will not move in the wind, waiting for my lover

21: Men pretend to be strong, but they are just afraid that women will find out that they are weak

22: A woman pretends to be happy, but she is just afraid that a man will find out that she is sad

23: I admire your skills in playing love so skillfully

24: I admire your skills Play love so fancy

25: I am willing to be happy with you when you are happy

26: I am willing to be sad with you when you are sad

27: Say sorry to yourself, because pretending makes you very tired.

28: Say sorry to yourself for getting hurt because of your stubbornness.

29: Smoking is a lonely figure. Drinking is a sad indulgence.

30: Smile is a disguise for sorrow. Tears are evidence of grief.

31: Only when I face you do all my sanity cease to exist.

32: Only when I face you will I put away all my temper.

33: I stand in the sky that you can see, you only need to look up.

34: I stand behind your invisible figure, you only need to turn around. That’s it.

35: Many people live in half of the heart, but you are the only one in the remaining half.

36: Many people live in the half of the heart, but the remaining half But you are the only half of me

37: If you really don’t let go, please let me hold your hand for the rest of your life

38: If you really don’t let me go, please let me Relying on your shoulders for the rest of my life

39: Announce to the world that I am the happiest because you are here

40: Announce to the world that you are the luckiest because I'm here

41: Falling in love is a moment of happiness that you and I cling to every time.

42: Falling in love is the sparkle of every touching moment that you and I cling to.

43: Emotions come and go, no promises, no oaths

44: Love stumbles forward, just rely on it, just be persistent

45: In the end, only the starry sky is left to accompany me like unchanging memories

46: At least the memories will always be like the unchanging starry sky to accompany me

47: I bet my youth on tomorrow, whether tomorrow will be good or not It will disappoint me

48: I will use my life to love you, will loving you hurt me?

49: I have walked with you through the most beautiful happiness.

50: You accompanied me through the happiest and most beautiful period.

51: In my eyes, women in the world are divided into two categories, she and non-her.

52: In my eyes, men in the world are divided into two categories, he and non-he.

53: The sunflower always smiles at the sunshine that does not belong to it.

54: Sunshine always gives warmth to sunflowers that do not belong to it.

55: I love you in any form and for any reason.

56: I miss you anywhere, anytime.

57: I thought I would stop when I got tired, but I can’t stop loving you.

58: I thought I would let go when it hurts, but it turns out I don’t want to give up on you.

59: Can you let me hold your hand, from wife to old woman? 60: Can you let me hold your hand, from husband to husband?

61: I have never turned your photos from right to left to appreciate them

62: I have never heard the sound of your thumb lifting the petals

63: Heaven is full of love Yi Lao, how about a male god?

64: There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers. Can you be my goddess?

65: Why do I smile so happily every day because of your presence

66: Why do I cry so sadly later because you chose to leave

67: Falling in love The heart of a person is always the most painful

68: The heart of a person who is in love is always in love

69: How many people do you need to know from a blue school uniform to a white wedding dress? Scum,

70: How many scum do you need to know from a blue school uniform to a white dress?

71: You stand in the middle of thousands of people with great brilliance just to protect me from getting hurt

72: I work hard to make myself stronger, I just want you to be by my side

73: The magic castle in the fairy tale has a dreamy flavor

74: In the legend The magic castle protects every smile

75: Do you love my wife? Do you love her? Do you want her? Don’t be sentimental, she is mine

76 : Do you love my husband? Do you miss him? Do you want him to marry you? Don't be sentimental. He already has me.

77: I love you, I will accompany you, and I will marry you. From now on, my groom, I long to be you and must be you.

78: I love you, I pamper you, I marry you. From now on, my bride, I long to be you, must be you. Phrases for those who don’t want to get up: Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep

1. People who can get up before eight o’clock in winter are people who are forced by life.

2. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I have to go to bed early at night

3. Checking the time is not to get up, but to see how long I can sleep

4 . When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that my quilt cover was horizontal.

5. I have been sleeping for the past two days, trying hard to stay in bed, and realized something. It makes sense, it turns out I don’t have the phone bill to be worth anything.

6. If the quilt is the tomb of youth, then I can die in it.

7. I woke up at six o'clock. When I thought that young people should be like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, I quietly retreated into bed again.

8. A lonely child in sorrow. The warmth of the quilt is a passion I can't resist.

9. I love my bed the most in winter. It’s hard to leave her in the morning, and it feels like three autumns to see her in the evening.

10. Do you ever get up in the morning and take a sneak peek at your roommate’s bed? As long as one of them is still under the quilt, you close your eyes and continue to sleep.

11. I finally understand why I have so many gray hairs. It’s all from overuse of my brain when I get up and struggle.

12. Blow the ruthless wind as hard as you can and hide in bed, haha.

13. Check the time not to get up, but to check how long you can sleep!

14. When you get up every morning, you have to read the Forbes list of richest people. If my name is not on it, , I will go to work.

15. Twice a month, my aunt suffered from wisdom tooth inflammation, neck pain, messy hair, Taobao refused to deliver goods for three days, it was too cold to get out of bed and she was half hungry!

16. When it’s cold, the quilt is warm and you don’t want to get up. When it’s hot, people tend to feel sleepy and want to sleep. Hey! Stop talking, I don’t know what I’m talking about.

It’s not a word but a sentence: It’s not that you don’t wear enough, but it’s too cold.

1. Frustration is not an unreachable mountain, but the driving force for us to move forward!

2. This is not a rooster, but a hen.

3. Human thoughts are not static, but constantly changing.

4. What he told was not fact, but fabrication.

5. It’s not that there is no beauty, but that we lack the vision to discover beauty.

6. That is not a failure, but the beginning of success.

7. It’s not that I don’t like you, but we are too young and we have no future.

8. I did my homework until twelve o'clock last night. It was not that I worked too hard, but that the questions were too difficult.

9. It was not the guard on duty who called the police, but the scratched glass

10. The setback is not the mountain, which is unreachable, nor the river, which is insurmountable, but us Motivation to move forward!

11. It’s not that you don’t wear enough clothes, but that it’s too cold.

12. Work is not simply to complete the tasks assigned by superiors, but to solve problems or complete tasks with high quality, and even create good reputation for the company.

13. Happiness does not come from having more, but from caring less.

14. This train is not powered by fire, but is pulled by an electric locomotive.

15. It’s not that he doesn’t like playing with us, but it’s because there are too many things waiting for him to do at home.

16. Fame is not what is written in articles, but what is blown by mouth.

17. You are not a white swan, but an ugly duckling.

18. Have you seen that fiery red disk? It's not the effect of lighting, but the red sun rising at dawn. How dazzling and full of hope!

19. Learning is not boring, but interesting.

20. This is not water for drinking, but water for washing feet.

21. Work is not life, but a tool for making a living.

22. That year there was not an earthquake, but a drought.

23. This pear is not his, but mine

24. Studying hard is not to get high scores, but to seek knowledge, to understand the truth, and to use what you learn!

25. Learning is not boring, but interesting.

26. Xiao Ming is not a bad boy but a good boy who is loved by everyone and has flowers blooming

27. Setbacks are not unreachable mountains, but our progress motivation!

28. This pencil is not yours, but mine.

29. This pencil is not Xiao Ming’s, but mine.

30. This man is simply not a president, but a speculator.

31. Setbacks are not mountains that are unreachable, nor rivers that are insurmountable, but the driving force for our progress!

32. It was not Liu Bei but Cao Cao who completed the great cause of unifying China.

33. The teacher is not educating me, but disgusting me.

34. Nickname’s father is not a teacher, but the principal.

35. The Diaoyu Islands do not belong to Japan, but to China.

36. It’s not that mom wants to say something to you, but you are too annoying.

37. His smile is not sincere, but hypocritical.

38. This book is not mine, but Xiaohong’s.

39. I am not afraid of facing, but afraid of losing

40. It’s not that you are not smart, but that you are not serious

41. This tooth is not It's from an elephant, but it comes out of a dog's mouth.

42. It’s not that the teacher doesn’t care about you, but that you have disappointed the teacher too much.

43. Studying hard is not to get high scores, but to seek knowledge, understand reason, and learn effectively. Used!

44. It’s not that there is no beauty, but that we lack the vision to discover beauty.

45. Setbacks are not permanent failures, but a new starting point for struggle.

46. The blue ball is not blue, but brownish-red.

47. For the sake of environmental protection, low-carbon life is not just for fun, it must be implemented.

48. Did you see that fiery red disk? It's not the effect of lighting, but the red sun rising at dawn. How dazzling and full of hope!

49. Failure is not due to oneself, but because one sees the difficulties too clearly.

50. Your problem is not that I don’t help you, but that I really don’t know how.

51. He is not singing, but howling.

52. This person is not a teacher, but a student.

53. I won’t go out to play on Sunday. It’s not that I don’t want to go, but my mother won’t let me go.

54. I am not afraid of facing, but afraid of losing

55. It is not that Britain is too powerful, but that the Qing Dynasty is too decadent.

56. Xiao Ming is not a bad boy but a good boy who is loved by everyone and has flowers blooming

57. Difficulties are not for complaining, but for making yourself better. Be stronger.

58. This book is not mine, but Xiaohong’s.

59. That is not failure, but the beginning of success.

60. Wearing a skirt in Sanjiutian is not attractive, but freezing.

61. This animal is not a donkey, but a horse.

62. It’s not the lack of beauty in life, but the lack of eyes to discover beauty.