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You've been flying low. How was the flight?
14 went to Lanzhou, and Xi 'an went to Lanzhou. At that time, there was no high-speed rail, and the train didn't buy tickets. I bought a cheap flight, but the time was good. How can I put it? How can you say that? Bambadi's small plane has only three seats in a row, left 1 and right 2. The plane is small and crowded, like a private jet in Gulfstream, with the engine on the rear fuselage. And I took a bottle of water when I got on the plane, and there was only one empty seat ... Although the plane was small, it flew smoothly, just like the feeling of taking a big plane, but the cabin was a little old, and then I took a long bus ferry. Another time, Xi flew to Yan 'an, which was fierce and so close, because I didn't buy a train ticket to Yan 'an ... But when I arrived at Xixian Airport, I found an airport bus to Yan 'an ... But although the distance was close, I still took the Boeing 737, which was basically half an hour. Yan 'an airport is in a ravine. What surprised me the most was not this trip, but when I arrived at Yan 'an Airport, I found that Yan 'an Airport was not even as good as our urban and rural passenger stations at that time …
1998 On the 26th of the twelfth lunar month, I have already returned to my hometown to prepare for the Spring Festival. Suddenly, I was informed by the leader that a document that should have been sent to Chengdu after work this year needed to be sent to the other party immediately, so I took the latest flight from Shanghai to Chengdu, Sichuan Airlines. In addition to the normal noise, there are many other strange mechanical noises, and various parts of the fuselage make a crash or creak from time to time due to distortion. You know, it was a night flight and I was really scared. Chatting with the stewardess, I realized that T 154 was one of the four planes that I bought with canned food. It is expected that he will retire soon after the Chinese New Year. It's a pity that I filmed it in less than ten days. On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, a plane flying to Shanghai crashed in Wenzhou, killing more than 40 people. The flight number seems to be 4509.
The smallest plane in my memory flew from Auckland, the North Island of New Zealand, to Christchurch, the South Island of New Zealand.
This is the smallest plane ever, belonging to Jetstar Airlines. There are two rows of seats on both sides of the aisle of the plane, which can transport 100 people at most visually. The distance between the seats is close. I am about 1.7 meters tall. I sat in the front seat, with my knees up, and there was no room for movement. God knows how those big shots put up with it.
Because it is a low-cost airline, the flight time is short, there is only one flight attendant on the plane and there is almost no service. Because I had to catch an early flight, I didn't have breakfast and the plane was late. After boarding the plane, all the people sat in the plane for more than half an hour, motionless. Hunger and sweltering heat made me dizzy, so I couldn't help throwing up in the vomit bag during the flight. After the flight went smoothly, I called Kong Shao many times for a glass of ice water, but they ignored me. After waiting for more than ten minutes, someone came.
What's even more terrible is yet to come. There is a young mother with two babies. One of them kept crying loudly. No matter how her mother coaxed her, she never stopped. A short flight of one or two hours makes me feel like a year. I would rather spend more money in the future than take low-cost airlines again.
The lowest flight I have ever taken was from Shenyang to Pyongyang in 2005. . . . I took the famous air Koryo, with the model "Tu-134". Figure-134 is a regional aircraft designed and finalized by the former Soviet Union in 1963 and put into use in 1966. The specific parameters can be viewed by yourself.
Before boarding the plane, I was not familiar with the internal structure of this passenger plane, because I had been on the Tu-154 passenger plane of Xinjiang Airlines before, and I think the situation in the cabin should be similar. . . As a result, my first reaction after boarding the plane was that I didn't want to sit and wanted to get off the plane immediately! Because this plane has no suitcase, all hand luggage must be put under the seat, that's right, under the seat! There are several steel pipes in the luggage rack above the seat, just like the luggage rack on the bus when I was a child. . . Simple Korean air stewardess motioned me to put on my down jacket.
Even more shocking is yet to come. After taking off, we turned off our mobile phones as usual, only to find that Zhejiang businessmen sitting in the front row were still talking on their mobile phones. Yes, they were. The key point is that the stewardess of Koryo Airlines turned a blind eye to this, and friends in the same industry comforted me, saying that it may be because the electronic level of this plane is too low, and the mobile phone has no effect on flight safety. . .
The most uncomfortable thing to sit on is Western Airlines. At that time, whether it was Guangzhou or Shenzhen flying to Zhengzhou or car ferry, forget it. After boarding the plane, the stewardess ignored me (I was in cabin C). The cockpit of their house is different from which row they sit in, the first row, the second row and the third row. I forgot the name of the specific business, so the seat color is different. After boarding the plane, I asked the flight attendant to take a blanket. As a result, she told me in her hand that it had been sent out. Actually, I have already sent one. The security officer sits in the front row and plays with his mobile phone. The plane was so noisy that my ears kept buzzing when I got off the plane. The departure time is after 1 1 in the evening, so it's useless for me to have a VIP room in the bank (the VIP room closes at night 10 or 9: 00). Well, I don't think I will buy tickets to the west in the future!
I took a small plane from Ordos to Chongqing, with only four rows of seats. The most wonderful thing happened to me. The seat number of the passenger who boarded the plane from Ordos is actually a duplicate of other passengers on board. Well, I finally took a seat at random, and I was allowed to sit when there was a vacancy. I was told to leave, but something wonderful happened. The captain told the flight attendant to change places with another man and two other lesbians, because we were a little fat, which affected the normal takeoff of the plane. Oh, my god, I'm so fat. I'm only 168 kg. I really want to faint in the toilet. . . . .
1993 from Bucharest, Romania to Frankfurt, Germany, I took a Fokker 50 propeller plane, flying at a low speed, but the service was very good!
In 2006, I flew from Tianjin to Haikou, Zhanjiang. I am very happy in meilan airport. Many airport staff are fellow villagers. At that time, I chatted with Dimei's fellow villagers and said that I had been transferred to Zhanjiang. Beauty thinks I'm crazy. When I boarded the plane, I found that it was simply a bus. It's still the kind with a big seat. My heart was in my throat for about 40 minutes. The second time, I learned to be smart and changed to Changsha to transfer to Zhanjiang. When we landed in Zhanjiang, the sea was next to the runway. After weighing twice, the plane landed twice and the tire bounced off the plane. When I got off the plane, the leader kept scolding me, saying that if it was a pilot transferred from the Air Force, I would beat him up. In 2008, I went to Suixi Air Force Base to inspect, and I heard a huge roar, but I didn't see the plane. I asked the ground crew to show me an Il 78 in that pile of black smoke. For the first time, I know that big planes work with gasoline and diesel, and I also know that jet fuel cigarettes can't be lit.
This is my MA60- aerial tractor.
The noise is indescribable. Almost all the passengers looked out of the window when the engine started. What's that noise? In fact, this is beneficial to the engine, and the turboprop is American. I don't know if the turboprop is too loud or the engine room is not soundproof. This should be the most advanced passenger plane put into commercial operation in China.
In one of the pictures, you can see that a tire tread has worn out and you don't want to replace it. It's really economical.
The following text comes from Baidu Encyclopedia: "When the engine is running normally, two drivers can talk at a normal volume without shouting."
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