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Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

1, I don't love you. How many times do I have to say it?

2. Sunday morning is white, and the old people who collect garbage line up. With a wave of his hand, the captain rushed to the garbage dump, with broken shoes and socks flying all over the sky!

I remember when I was a child, you loved talking and I loved laughing.

4. Even if you are arrogant, you know how to be opaque.

The best feeling is that someone understands what you want to say.

6. In life, boring time is also limited edition.

7. When you don't love someone, even a mole on her face can be a reason to break up.

You know, God is unfair. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

9. I am strong in front of everyone, but I am weak in front of you.

10, nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

1 1. Only the truest self can meet the right person.

12, I used to be a willful child, willfully thinking that you only belong to me and I only belong to you. Thank you for telling me that no one in this world belongs to anyone. After all, we will only belong to ourselves.

13. Even in hell, it is still bright with you.

14, your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

15, the first button was wrong, and you didn't find it until the last button was buttoned. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only in the end do you have to admit it.

16, it is said that the groom will wear a wedding dress and the bride will wear a suit in future weddings.

17, please don't miss my future.

18, those who make me cry, I will definitely make you bleed.

19. Constant love is to forget the person in your heart.

20. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

2 1, reach out, just for a moment. It takes years to hold hands. Let go, it only takes a moment. Let go and close your eyes.

22. Paying for love is not losing.

23. It is better to renew yourself than to be eliminated.

24, a person alive, can be very happy! However, only one person can't be said to be happy.

25. Every woman has her own bottom line, which may be betrayal or neglect.

26. [But how can you hear the old man crying when you hear the new man laughing? ]

27, wipe a thousand tears, can not find their own past.

28. Burn a mirage with matches and let yourself escape by this fire.

29. I'm afraid that one second of your kindness to me will be transferred to another person. Really, I don't need any intense love. I just want you to hold my hand, from young to old, from heart to ancient, and give me tenderness. I will accompany you to the end of my life.

30. Don't be so obviously perfunctory. Don't make me too sad.

Say something nice. I just want to hear your voice in this noisy world.

I, W: [I don't know what love is. All I know is that I have been thinking about you. I'm glad you replied to my message, but I'm sorry you ignored me]

Second, why did you turn to history? Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history.

Third, others laugh at your pain, and you can only laugh at your stupidity. People will say you can't take a joke!

Fourth, I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

It is said that you dream of someone because that person is thinking of you. It is said that it is just talk, don't take it seriously. Why deceive yourself.

I will slow down, but I will never stop to wait for you.

There are always people who regard you as their most special person. All you need to do is wait and find out the answer.

It doesn't matter if we don't meet. Just remember to miss me.

I don't need to be wronged to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. I don't care whether I like it or hate it.

Life has given me countless faces, but I always choose the most painful one to touch.

Eleven, even if you are aloof, you know the truth of opaque.

What I like most about myself is that you love me.

Thirteen, you see, I have nothing to do with you at last.

She is the only sunshine in his gloomy life, but not the only sunshine that shines on him.

Fifteen, when people are most vulnerable, a picture, a song, and a word can completely cry.

I know that when I say I have no friends, my friends will be lost, angry and sneer, but it is absolutely impossible to hug me.

I work hard because I have nothing but want everything.

It may take patience to understand a person. The so-called love needs an accident to understand.

Nineteen, sometimes, I know that this is a love without an ending, but I am still dead set.

I shouldn't expect something that doesn't belong to me from the beginning.

Twenty-one, [you spend all your time waiting for someone, and that person is not necessarily waiting for you]

You won't be an oil lamp unless you carry the night on your shoulder.

Twenty-three, warm me without regrets. Youth burned out the seriousness of all my complaints.

I like to take the same bus home, and I always feel that with some nice words and warm company, I can survive the ups and downs of my life safely.

I am not strong, but I will not fall! I'm not a lady, but I won't casually! I don't have a lover, and I won't give more than I want. Life is like super Mary. A little turtle can kill you before you add mushrooms.

It must be because I am stupid that he will know that I like him. That's right! ! !

I have a very fond person, but we are not together.

28. Throw away what you can't keep.

Twenty-nine, the breeze blew away a piece of dust. People are drunk in dreams, and there is no truth in dreams.

Not everyone can make waves in my heart.

Thirty-one. It is better to be a sad wise man than a happy fool.

Thirty-two, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, relaxed and happy, sad to leave, why sigh; The wind is falling and the night is long. I look forward to your arrival and I don't feel sleepy.

I'm not Qian Songyi. I won't say everyone is a beast, but I have him.

Don't worry, I won't let you get hurt again.

I can finally give up on him. I let go of the feeling of being hurt, tired and numb.

Do you want to scold? Do you want to cry? Do you want to die? Is it interesting? Have you had enough?

How beautiful your lies are, enough to ruin my whole past!

Thirty-eight, you love me because you woke up with angina pectoris.

I just want to hear your voice in this noisy world.

Forty, don't leave new tears for the old sadness.

4 1. [Don't cry, don't make trouble, don't show off, does that mean I'm doing well? ]

Forty-two, [You are my dream of crying to the middle]

Forty-three, people can cry in a picture, a song and a sentence when they are most vulnerable.

Forty-four, I will cry, I will feel uncomfortable, and I will be reluctant to hope that Yang Mai will forgive me and understand me. There are some things I have to choose, you know? This is a relief.

45, some things, don't say, don't ask, doesn't mean you don't care.

I want to hear from you that you need me.

Dear, can we be together in the next life? You asked this question in your last life.

I thought our friendship could last forever, but it's not worth losing your mind for a while.

Go out for a walk, see different scenery and meet different people and things, and you will find that your troubles are so insignificant.

The so-called growing up means underestimating what was originally valued and attaching importance to what was originally underestimated.

May and June. College entrance examination, middle school entrance examination and final examination. You came to the wrong place on Children's Day.

I love you not because of what you want, but because of what I give you.

7. I don't want to go back to this home at all, and so on. Telling them your situation in despair is a hint of how crazy you are about them! Some people say: home is a bed. When you are tired, you can lie on it and have a good sleep. When I wake up, there is no blood in my eyes, no bitterness in my heart, and the whole person is full of energy. /Shuo Shuo/

8, narrow-minded, jealous, hateful, revenge, women's tricks are just like that, it doesn't matter if you want to show it, the relationship is that you won't be found.

9. Seeing that you are so dissolute, I know you are a prostitute from the stars.

10, some people can only be regarded as their own memories from the first sight.

1 1, I don't like ambiguous people. You can either burn me to death with a glass of boiling water or soak me in a glass of ice water. Don't spend it in warm water with me.

12, love is too stupid, and I regret the unkindness I loved.

13 I cut my wrist with potato chips, dried noodles, hit my head with tofu and parachuted upstairs.

14, I want to hear you say you need me.

15, I love you, rich or poor. Gross. Gross. Natural and man-made disasters, I love you forever.

16, secretly send spinach in autumn and make eyes at it.

17, everything Ling said to me seemed to be for another woman, and I just cooperated with the performance.

18, the enemy who can make you angry shows that you are not sure to win him; A friend who can make you angry shows that you still care about his friendship.

19, the rain is slightly cold, with a touch of sadness.

20. If one day you ask me why I am hot and cold to you, I will tell you that you did it to me.

2 1, my dream shadow, if you gradually leave は, the whole dream shadow is only bitter.

22. Who cares if you are as affectionate as the sea? People will only blame you for your hoarse voice and disturbing others' sleep.

I don't blame you. Maybe I always show up with a strong protective attitude and never bring anything to please you.

24, loneliness is that someone is talking and no one is listening; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

26, single-minded, no problem.

27. I am not what I used to be. What are you expecting? ]

28. If you can't give me the future, don't disturb my present.

29. I don't want this heart. Anyway, you've got a piece of the action.

Maybe I shouldn't tell you that I like your secret.

3 1, we all like to say nothing with tears and smiles.

32. My roommate mysteriously said that my hometown sent me some seafood and asked me to buy some wine and try it together at night. I am very touched. I went to bring back a case of beer, and then the goods took out two packages of spicy kelp from the cupboard.

I love you. Don't belittle yourself.

34. Just thank those who speak for you when others slander you, even if you are really wrong.

35. The person who has the most difficulty in giving you a promise is the most loyal when fulfilling it.

My world never needs a man's extra foil.

37. I tore up the calendars one by one and left them one by one today. Time is like an invisible hand, taking us through the tunnel of time.

Don't call me playboy, because I am more careful than anyone else.

No matter how I weave a bright future, I can't resist the pull of reality again and again.

I told the secret to my best friend, but she exposed it to everyone.

4 1, if the past can be drunk, then the memory is a hangover.

42. What a good age, but I can't meet the right person.

Talk about domineering love: don't be so proud, you are nothing special.

1, I want to talk to you when you come out. About what? In love

You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

3. I am such a person who keeps everything in my heart, doesn't talk or lose my temper, and directly kills my heart when it expands to the explosion point.

4, don't be sentimental, there is no feeling of not being hurt in this world.

I don't seem to like you that much, but my mind is full of you.

6. Are you in love? There is a mine in my home.

7. Love doesn't always stare at each other, but looks at the same direction.

8. Stay if you are happy, and leave if you are tired. If you talk too much, look for it. If you don't agree, you won't cooperate.

I don't need you to pick me up from school. I want to learn to be an adult and cook for you until you come home.

10, really good girls, they don't need you to pay for them, you don't need to pick them up every day, you don't need to send expensive gifts, you don't need to be attentive all the time, and of course, you don't need them.

1 1, thank you for letting me meet the most beautiful flowers and for leading me into the most beautiful dream.

12, what is more unacceptable than the end is endless.

13, are girls hard to coax? Girls say your message board is really lively. There are so many girls. Just delete it without saying anything. The girl said she couldn't walk. Don't say anything. Go and pick her up. The girl said she had a stomachache. When she is angry with you, just hug her, let her have a little fight with you, and keep a few sweets around at any time. When she is jealous, you shout.

14, he ignored you. He may have been scalded by drinking water, hit the corner of the table with medicine and lost too much blood to go to the hospital. An ambulance had an accident.

15, in a world close to you, I tried my best to be a comedian.

16, when you doubt whether a person likes you, of course he doesn't like you.

17, yesterday, omitted. Today, cherish. Tomorrow, fight for it. That's right. Hold on. Wrong, give up.

18, girls grow up because they love someone, and boys grow up because they lose someone.

19, if you want to fall, the gods can't save you. To grow, to survive.

If I have time for the rest of my life, you are all I don't care about.

2 1, if you can't refuse ambiguity, I will refuse you, as simple as that.

22. I have to say that you are quite suitable. Bitches match dogs. Never, don't thank me. I know I am tolerant.

23. I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.

You lied to me, and I can let you go. If you break my heart, I can let you go, but remember: I have a temper, not a horse!

25. If you are a wild horse and I can't catch your reins, I will burn the whole grassland.

26. All my distances and uncertainties are to bring you closer to me.

27. If you have not sinned against anyone in your life, it also means that you have done nothing in your life.

Don't be so proud, you are nothing special.

29. You should learn to swallow a long paragraph and all the emotions, and only use "hmm" to express all your thoughts. It's not that you become indifferent, but that you learn to be patient.

30. If you don't throw something that you can't let go, and then you trip over it, you deserve it.

3 1, don't gossip about other people's second-hand life, and live your first-hand life seriously.

32. I have a good life alone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread?

What you will never forget in the end is not someone, but yourself who fell in love with it and was desperate.

34. Understanding is understanding, but I still want to be jealous.

35. You = eat+sleep+miss me. Pigs = eat+sleep. Equivalent replacement: you = pig+miss me. Transfer items: you-miss me = pig. Conclusion: If you don't miss me, you are a pig.

36. What hurts you most is often what you care about.

37. I never want any vigorous love, as long as someone won't leave me. Give me a coat when I am cold, a cup of hot water when my stomach is uncomfortable, and a hug when I am sad. So always accompany me, accompany me through every section of the road, not love more all day, but leave seriously.

38. Some people have never seen each other since they left, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in the world.

39. How can you be generous if you like someone? It has become the most narrow-minded person in the world. Seeing that all the beautiful girls around him are like little bitches, he can't help but be jealous for no reason when he smiles at other girls. He is careless about everything, but when he falls in love, he finds that liking means caring. He pretends to be calm when he is in love, but I miss you very much when you are by my side.

40. I want to become a Buddha. There is no magic in the world. I want to be a magician. What can Buddha do for me?

4 1, I liked your idea yesterday, but today it makes me jealous.

42. Unhappiness is not a problem of life, but a problem of your lifestyle.

43. I tell you, if I like you, you must like me.

In fact, if a boy really likes you, he is unwilling to lose his temper with you. When he feels unwilling to say another cruel word to you, he really likes you, not loses his temper with you. There is a second time for this kind of thing. Some people are still unfit to be boyfriends.

45. I have a lot of scruples in my heart. One is you and the other is you.

46. Girls must understand that people who really love you will urge you to become excellent instead of wasting your youth.

Don't reason with me, you just need to know that you will always be on my side indiscriminately.

48. One day, you will live the life you want most, and all the scars of the past will become medals.

49, hate a person and like a person is the same, don't need any reason.

50. As long as I like it, no matter how bad you are, you are shining.

5 1, I also want to write you a love letter, wrapped in kraft paper from the 1970s. There is no need to add atmosphere if there is not too much melodrama between the lines. I simply state the weather season, and then slowly tell you that I really like you.

52, some men, like good but not refuse coquettish.

Don't blame some people for their indifference, because they are deeply hurt when they are enthusiastic.

54. I want to find Duan and you.

55. Only one word from you can make me cry. I don't blame you. I know you don't love me anymore.

56. It is not a disease to love the new and hate the old, but it is a disease to forgive constantly.

57. I will respond to you with whatever attitude you talk to me.

58. There is no reason to like someone, that is, you like it at the right time, that is, you inadvertently see that beautiful smile that others have never seen.

From now on, I won't love others as much as I love you. I will return my love to you, and you can return my only pride to me.

60. If you want me, help me put on my wedding dress first! If you want to tie my heart, put a ring on me first!

6 1, one day many years later, when happiness is in front of you, you suddenly realize. Luckily, you missed him.

62. I tell you, there are bastards outside, only me, a rogue who really likes you.

63, spicy strips for you, watermelon for you, chicken legs for you, mango for you, all for you, can you not like other pigs?

64. Those times that are allowed to be willful are called youth.

65. The grandson gives a question, the son invigilates, and Lao Tzu won't.

66. I want you to love me unconditionally, unprincipled and bottomless. Even if the knife rest is around my neck, you can't say you don't love me just to save me.

67. In the world of two people, there is always a laugh, a quarrel and a coax.

68. Don't get lost in other people's comments. Listen to your inner voice and just be yourself.

69, nothing promising, just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife.

70. May you become a lover that time cannot steal.