What are the touching and brainwashing stories?

An uneducated father wants his son to study hard and have a bright future.

Dad: Son, what did you learn today?

Son: Chinese, math and English.

Dad: Are you going to catch birds in class?

Son: No!

Dad: Why should we learn eagle language if we don't catch birds?

Reporter: "hello, sir, you are a millionaire at such a young age, and your peers just graduated from college." What's your secret, or did you seize the opportunity before them? "

Millionaire: "Actually, actually, I didn't even go to primary school."

Reporter: "Ah! Have you made money since you were a child? "

Rich man: "No, it's just that my parents gave me tuition for more than 20 years."

Reporter: ". . . . "

A female classmate looks more ordinary and especially loves beauty.

Once she made a beautiful photo of herself, Xiu Xiu. There is a picture of her wearing a slender skirt. I always thought it was beautiful, so I had to see it. She also said that you look at this skirt and think: Your skirt is really beautiful, it will look better without a face!

As a result, I accidentally said: shameless!

There are even funnier jokes. You can read it on the official account of WeChat: cmmic4g. There are jokes, humor, anecdotes and funny pictures.