What are the sentences that describe the uncomfortable period in one sentence?

In one sentence, the sentences that describe the discomfort during the period are as follows:

1. If I die this afternoon, I must have died of dysmenorrhea. Just come to my period on Thursday. It happened that dysmenorrhea happened on Thursday afternoon. It happened that the hygiene inspection was carried out on Thursday afternoon. It happened that there should be no one in the dormitory when checking the hygiene. Everything is so damn unlucky.

2. Today, my period is more painful than before. I feel bad in the office. I vomited all over the floor before I left the company. Tomorrow, the grandfathers in the security department will definitely beat me. My mother will pick me up and lie down for a long time. Now it's better. At night, I saw grandma's fried meatballs, and my saliva dripped all over the floor. The old man should always be healthy.

3. Before I came to my period, I was crazy enough to eat. Now I have just arrived and everything hurts. How can it be even? It's a sin.

4. Every day, it's like coming to my period, and my heart is full of empty waves. This feeling really makes people crazy. The fuck is that I can't even find a menstruation towel, and no one can help me. I have less confidence in myself, I don't know what I can do, and I can't even let go. I dream about you every day, learn to do what you like and listen to your favorite songs, so that I can feel better.

5, holiday, a little tired. I just joined the company in recent days, and all of them have to learn again, so overtime is normal. I just got my period yesterday, and I'm exhausted today. We must summarize and finish early in the afternoon. It's good to take the shuttle bus to the headquarters for fitness, just running. I must move.