Have you ever seen a doctor go to see a funny patient and make the doctor laugh non-stop?

Misunderstanding of foreign names

The second-rate brother and the fat girl fell in love with each other, and they decided to get married.

On the day of the premarital examination, the fat girl and the fat girl came to the hospital with their fingers linked together and intimately dependent on each other.

While waiting for treatment, the fat girl put the medical records on the small trolley outside the outpatient clinic as requested by the nurse.

The fat girl filled in her personal information on the cover of the medical record. Gender: female. What’s her name? The fat girl wanted to be cool and wrote her English name in the name column: Spring

After a while, the doctor came out with the medical records and shouted: Next, a woman named Chun. It's your turn!

When the second-hand brother who was accompanying him heard this, his eyes turned green.

Washing dishes

The second-hand brother broke his wrist. The doctor had just put a thick bandage on it. When he saw the fat girl next to him shaking nervously, he quickly comforted him: It's okay. Go home!

The second-rate wife looked at the doctor sadly and said, "Doctor, this, doesn't this affect his ability to wash dishes?" ?

Semi-general anesthesia

The doctor said to the patient Erhuoge who was lying on the operating table: "This operation is somewhat risky. If it fails, it will cause paralysis of the left side of your body." ?

The second-hand brother hurriedly touched his lifeblood with his hand?

The doctor asked doubtfully: ?What are you doing? ?

The second-hand guy replied sheepishly: ?I want to move it to the right?.

Turn over

The doctor told the nurse to supervise the patient to turn over once every 2 hours.

During routine ward rounds this morning, the nurse in charge was not there. The doctor asked the patient's family: When did you turn over?

The fat girl looked surprised and asked: What?

The doctor asked loudly: When did you turn over?

The fat girl looked helpless and answered: 1949?

Knee arthritis

The fat girl was very concerned about the pain in the knee joint of the second-rate brother.

The second-hand brother quickly comforted me: It doesn’t matter, the doctor said I have arthritis.

The fat girl didn’t believe it: It’s impossible, you are so young, what could be the reason?

The second-hand brother sighed and replied aggrievedly: Is there any need to ask? Don’t you often make me kneel on the washboard?

My eyes are open when I see money

Brother Erhuo: Doctor, my eyes are nearsighted.

Doctor: Tell me, how far is my myopia?

Brother Erhuo: I can’t see the money when I open my wallet?

The fat girl who accompanied me was also excited: Doctor, I also have this disease, is there any medicine that can cure it?

The doctor spread his hands: There is no cure!

After various strange experiences in the hospital, the relationship between the fat girl and the second-rate brother became stronger, and soon they became the "second-rate wife".