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Humorous talk about the power outage (145 selected sentences)

With the rapid development of social networks, more and more people will post talk online to record meaningful things in their study and life, especially memorable things. What kind of talk is popular in the circle of friends? The following is a humorous talk (145 selected sentences) that I collected to describe the heat death caused by power failure, for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

Humor to describe the heat death caused by power failure 1

1. Today, I accidentally pressed the ninth floor, and then when a person was sitting in the elevator, the power went out suddenly, and it was dark with a bang, hanging on the floor like that ...

2. The bright sun, the sound of electric drills and the smell of paint in the decoration next door, and the loud noise of the generator across the street after the power failure, it was another annoying summer afternoon.

3. There was a power outage at home. I used my laptop to charge my mobile phone, and I used my mobile phone to turn on wifi to surf the Internet. They help each other, love each other and respect each other, and never give up

4. First, give them a cool gift to themselves, for the power outage in the middle of the night, and for their little expectations. Let's face it, my friend

5. I thought I could be afraid of nothing. As a result, when a person lives alone, he is still scared to death. I am still afraid of loneliness.

6. The power is out, and it's hot at home, so it's just time to go out and have a look at the moon.

7. In summer, no matter whether the water is cut off or the power is cut off, it is a thing that makes people want to die and can't die, commonly known as: life is worse than death.

8. It's very hot in summer, and the power is off, so we have to hide outside to cool off.

9. It's sad that the power is out, and my mobile phone is dead. I'm going to sleep. Good night, dear little babies.

1. On how to save yourself from power failure in summer, it's hard to cover up the power failure in summer night.

11. Power failure in summer is the rhythm of heat death. If there is another water cut, it will be absolutely exciting. Loyal opposition has a power outage in summer, and all these behaviors are bullying people .......

12. I am most afraid of power outage in summer, or when there is no wind before the typhoon comes.

13. There is electricity in other places. It seems that my house was cut off by lightning. It's so hot that I can't sleep without a fan.

14. On the night of the first power failure this summer, it was quite interesting to blow the evening breeze on the balcony and drink a little wine and watch it scattered.

15. Please call. It's really hot. There is always a power outage in summer.

16. Wow! The power went out at night! Summer night, without air conditioning, how to spend this long night.

17. Why am I still strolling on the Weibo? Why? Because there is a power outage in such a hot summer! ! !

18. Last night, there was a power outage for one night. In the summer without air conditioning, I couldn't sleep over and over again, and it was the morning when I was stuck as a dog.

19. This summer, it's another night of power failure. Can people still live?

2. In the hottest night, there was a power outage, and I felt the enthusiasm of summer. I didn't expect air conditioning or electric fans at nights of more than 3 degrees.

21, this night of power failure ~ I was suddenly awakened by the heat, and I was so sleepy, so hot, so hot, so hot! ! ! It's only when you're so big that you lose power in summer nights when you're a child.

22. Power failure is something we have to experience once a year in summer. Fortunately, it's not too hot today.

23. Power and water are cut off in summer ... It's so hot everywhere, I'm afraid I'll sweat when I come, and I'm afraid I'll run away when I come to air conditioning, so I dare not move.

24, crying, suddenly the power went out, how can I sleep without air conditioning in hot summer?

25. A summer without a power outage is incomplete. One of the standard things in summer is probably a power outage. After the power outage, you are simply dying, and you are suffering from a great torture in your life.

26. I can fall asleep when I walk.

27. It's really hard to end a hot day with a cold shower.

28. When a power outage is going on ... The power outage in summer is really drunk.

29. Sure enough, no summer without power outage is complete, and life is like a trip. In summer, power outages are like Du Jie

3, and in hot summer, power outages are repeated again.

31. Power failure in summer is definitely one of the top ten tortures ... When will the electricity come ... Ah ...

32. Power failure, I feel that I am in a sauna, and I really can't live without air conditioning in summer.

33. The power is out! Help me! It's so hot I can do anything with air conditioning! ! !

34. There was a power outage in the middle of the night. How can I stay up early?

35. Power failure in summer easily overwhelmed my day. How can I live without air conditioning?

36. Power failure will kill people in summer. I can only try to stay still and sweat less.

37. There is a power outage in summer, so we can only rely on the cute little electric fan to maintain our lives.

38. Water cut-off in summer is more terrible than power cut-off. It's been stopped all day. Promise me you'll get water when you get up tomorrow morning!

39. Power failure in Sanya in summer is the rhythm to be changed!

4. There is a dance class today. After class, I will go to the park to play. It's almost 2 o'clock when I get home. I'll eat and take a nap when I get home.

41. No matter what life is like, I hope you: keep self-discipline, stay awake, and always run to the best of yourself. Good afternoon.

42. I solved three things at once, and this half-day is not a waste. I went home to take off my makeup and take some takeout, taking a nap and watching a drama. It was perfect.

43. Learn to cherish what you have before time teaches you to regret what you lost. Good afternoon!

44. The power is out, so I don't do anything. The sun is just right. Have a rest!

45. There was a power outage, and the house was as dark as ink, so everyone couldn't see it.

46. The project department cut off water and electricity for two days, and the reservoir was empty. It was finally repaired in the middle of the night, so I took a bath quickly and felt tired.

47. God, help me. There is no electricity today. It's too hot!

48. When I was a child, I had a power outage and played with excitement and romance. Now that there is a power outage, the mood is not very beautiful.

49. In the middle of the night, I just turned on the air conditioner for less than a minute, and the power went out.

5. The power outage in the middle of the night was woken up by the heat. It was simply, let's take a look at the snow to cool down!

51. Last night, the power went out suddenly, and it was dark. Fortunately, there was a husband on the other end of the phone, and no one was so scared.

52. It's really a lot of feelings when there is a power outage in the middle of the night. After all, the fragrant air conditioner is blowing, and I can't sleep when it's suddenly hot!

53, is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

54. When I was a child, I thought it was fun to have a power outage. At that time, there was a finger dance game by candlelight, accompanied by stars all over the sky. Now I just want to call as soon as possible. Without electricity, there is no world.

55. Thanks to the power failure of the unit, the house was cleaned up inside and outside.

56. There is no reason to be unhappy today, although the power is out and it is very hot. But there's no reason not to be happy.

57. It was late at night, and I suddenly wanted to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.

58. There is a power outage. This kind of occasional dark night is also pleasing. Of course, it is not completely dark. There are also street lamps and trucks that occasionally pass by the roadside.

59. It is too hot to sleep. The air conditioner can no longer satisfy me. I want to drink ice, which is very cold.

6. On New Year's Eve, I was holding my mobile phone to grab a red envelope at my home where there was a power outage. What about you?

61. In this sweltering summer, there was a power outage, so I have to live by willpower at night. I hope I can see the sun tomorrow.

62. Power failure and water cut-off in summer in the south is really a crushing thing

63. Air conditioning is a lifesaver, and the only thing that scares me in summer is power failure.

64. In summer, I tell you that power failure is a kind of torture, especially in summer, when the kitchen is simply a sauna, it just happens to collapse again.

65. I am not good at expressing my feelings, so I often use silence instead of expression. There is power failure at home ... but I often suffer from insomnia.

66. It's really unlucky to live in the family courtyard of the school. There is a power outage every day, and we can't complain or complain. Our appliances are almost overwhelmed.

67. Last night, the internet speed slowed down because of the power failure at home! It's obviously a 4G network, but it's slower than 2G, and nothing can be loaded. Impatience!

68. It was my birthday and the whole school was blacked out. The head teacher and classmates sang a birthday song for us with flashlights. Yes, I cried because I was moved.

69. I was alone at home, and suddenly the power went out, but when I faced the darkness, I felt no waves. I would have panicked in the past. It seems that people do grow up silently.

7. I didn't know until the power went out. It turned out that I was afraid of the dark, and the instant darkness made people dizzy and insecure. You won't know until you experience it! Humor to describe the heat death caused by power failure. 2

1. There was a power failure in self-study last night, and the whole class was noisy. I don't know when the headmaster came in through the back door like a ghost, and gave the whole class a lecture, and immediately became quiet.

2. Suddenly, the power went out, watching the mobile phone with declining power, staring at the dark environment at home, and missing the TV series that I haven't finished cooking ... < P > 3. It coincided with the power failure of the unit. Considering that I haven't been to the cinema for almost a year, I bought two consecutive tickets directly, and a bucket of popcorn and a large cup of Fanta came running in my arms. It feels great!

4. In the middle of the night, the hotel suddenly went out of power, and I was still waiting for my roommate to come back from a midnight snack to open the door for her. Now I have a fight with my eyelids, and I really feel that it is more comfortable to stay at home and lie down.

5. I stayed up in the middle of the night just to change my paper, so I was very happy to go to bed. Unexpectedly, I saw that there would be a power outage tomorrow, which meant that there was no signal = it was useless for my mobile phone to have electricity.

6. It's summer after listening to thunder. At night when there is no wifi and the power goes out, there is nothing but 25% of the electricity in the mobile phone, and there is almost nothing to do except sleep. Just have a good night.

7. I think no one knows about it in the middle of the night, and the power goes out secretly, right? Hum, I won't sleep if you don't call! See how long you can skin it

8. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

9. Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night. Is the power outage in summer to remind me of my childhood? ......

1. There's another double power failure. I'm not unhappy at all. Oh, ok.

11. Oh ... this summer night ... what a surprise! ! There is a power outage ...

12. Is there anything like the pain of calling after a power outage (in summer) and stopping almost an hour later, and there is no call yet?

13. It's so hot. The power went out in the dormitory in the middle of the night, so I woke up. Too painful experience! !

14. On such a night, there is still a power outage! I don't know if there is no electricity in summer = death! How can there be no electricity? It's not so timely.

15. There is a power outage. It's so hot that there is no WIFI. How can I get through it?

16. The power outage in summer is quite heady. Now I feel like I'm sweating when I'm sitting in my room.

17. Power failure in summer is really terrible ... The air is not circulating, mosquitoes are buzzing and steaming, and I want to go crazy.

18. On the night of power failure in summer, I really don't know which method can cool down.

19. I feel that I have to go through a night of power failure every summer, and then I can realize the importance of air-conditioning electric fans. It's so hot.

2. There is no electricity, no internet and no air conditioning fan, and I instantly enter the dark loss mode. I have become teppanyaki.

21. In the past, I always hoped that I could be aboveboard when I went to work without electricity. I was lazy for a while, but now I'm really unhappy because … summer is coming, and I'm dying of heat.

22. When I get home in the summer, there is no one who has a power outage, sitting in bed and taking a sauna.

23. Life is always unexpected. Before my hair was dried, the power went out suddenly, which scared me to death. Look, the street is completely out of power. Are you going to heat me to death? How can I sleep?

24. Power failure in summer is really torture.

25. Girls who are afraid of heat are experiencing one of the two most painful tortures in summer, power failure.

26. In summer, I am most afraid of power failure! ! I almost thought I was going to bake marshmallows and wait for the electricity to come! !

27. Yesterday, there was a power outage in the company, but today there is a power outage at home. No one is really hot. I really can't stand it.

28. In the hot summer, the happiest thing is to take the computer to a place with air conditioning and Wi-Fi, put on headphones and enjoy the quiet time alone.

29. I'm really afraid of heat. I feel like I'm going to faint when it's hot. I'm full of fear of power failure in summer! ! !

3. The days of power failure are so sad. In summer, power failure almost killed half a life. I just want to catch up on sleep. I am hungry, sleepy and hot, which is terrible.

31. Power failure is fatal in summer. How can you live without air conditioning? Besides, it's dark outside.

32. In the summer, the air conditioner continued to live, and there was a power outage. How can I endure it?

33. When the power goes out in summer, I feel like sleeping in the stove, which is a rare experience every summer.

34, power failure, power failure, in such a hot summer, power failure in the middle of the night, this is a horrible thing.

35. Every summer is the time to exercise my mind. I work long hours at work, and when I get home, the power is cut off for a whole day.

36. In summer, you have to go through power outages from time to time, and then you have a good reason to go out for supper.

37. When there is a power outage in the summer of more than 3 degrees, the real reaction of human beings.

38. The last stroke of power failure and permanent rollover that comes as scheduled every summer.

39. Besides the power failure, the most terrible thing in summer is that when you take lipstick out of your bag and open it, it actually melts.

4. In the summer when there is no power, there are many small flying insects in the evening when there is no wind. I just hope that mosquitoes don't bite me when I sleep.

41. I don't want to live. When the power went out in summer, what was the human suffering in menstruation? I was stupid.

42. It's really killing me to have power and water cut for a week this summer.

43. Nothing is more tormenting than power failure in summer. Now it is hot.

44. I can't get rid of pumbaa in the middle of the night. Thinking about the power outage in the company at noon, the electricity came on

45. In summer, I only know the calorie of fat when there is no electricity. It is murder to encounter a power outage in summer, and the desire to survive makes me go out.

46. There is a rainstorm, and the classroom is out of power. There is no need to do homework or go out to see the exhibition. I played with my mobile phone smoothly, haha

47. How can I spend the summer without internet and air conditioning? It's hot.

48. I feel that it was really hard to survive the disaster and power failure last night. I woke up several times and didn't sleep well at all. I want to cook some jujube porridge to make up for it.