What qq automatically replies to funny sentences?

Qq automatically replies to funny sentences:

1. Hi, I'm Angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

2. I am the dog of the blue shark. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

3. Do you know what "Party Dangdang" is? "Dangdang Dangdang" is only you.

Banana, your big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka. 6, but you have to buy me a slice, I want tomato flavor!

7. Due to irresistible factors, I have to leave temporarily. Please be patient.

8. I was cooking while I was away. Someone told me how to cook braised trotters, so I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

9, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

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