Cai Ming Guo Da's sketch lines

And Guo's classic essay "New Year" lines Guo: Orchid! Orchids?

Cai Ming: Hey, let's go, let's go. Oh, honey, who is this? Vigorous.

Guo: Orchids!

Cai Ming: What brings you here?

Guo: I'll take you home for the New Year!

Cai Ming: Shh!

Guo: What's the matter?

Cai Ming: Didn't I write to you? I can't go back for the New Year.

Guo: Well, if you don't write, I won't come.

Cai Ming: Why?

Guo: You said you couldn't go back for the New Year. You are not a PLA officer on duty or a worker on duty. You are a nanny who washes clothes and cooks for others, and you pretend that revolutionary work needs you.

Cai Ming: Uncle Guo has just been discharged from the hospital, and he is alone. I don't trust to leave him.

Guo: Then I don't have to worry if you leave. You said that we had only been married for half a year, and you went out to work before the new house was warm. We haven't seen each other for months. It doesn't matter that I am young. My parents can't stand thinking about my daughter-in-law.

Cai Ming: Well, you said that if you didn't think of it yourself, you won. I don't know what you can do.

Guo: Orchids.

Cai Ming: What?

Guo: I want to make a fire with you.

Cai Ming: I knew you would do that. Someone!

Guo: Where? It gave me a fright.

(Cough ...)

Guo: Really? Who is this? Who is this?

Cai Ming: Uncle Guo, who else?

Guo: Well, so is Uncle Guo. You cough neither early nor late. You cough at this time! Hey, orchids!

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo: I haven't decided yet. Stay right.

Guo Da: Orchid, light a fire for me.

Guo: No wonder I don't want to go home. Did you find the right one?

Cai Ming: What are you talking about? Uncle Guo.

Guo Da: Hmm.

Cai Ming: You want to smoke again.

Guo Da: Hmm.

Cai Ming: The doctor told you not to smoke. Do not smoke.

Guo Da: China, China, China.

Guo: You startled me. Huh? Yes!

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo: Is Uncle Guo our hometown?

Cai Ming: Yes.

Guo: It's convenient to talk.

Cai Ming: But?

Guo Da: Orchid, who are you talking to at the door?

Cai Ming: With a cabbage seller.

Guo: Well, why? ...

Guo Da: Oh. Hey, orchids, don't buy cabbages when they are delivered to us on the street later.

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo: Why did you say I sell cabbage?

Cai Ming: If you are my husband, Uncle Guo must let me go back with you.

Guo:No..

Cai Ming: What is appropriate? What should Uncle Guo do when I leave? I'm telling you, after entering the house, we will make three chapters. First, don't say you are my husband.

Guo: Medium.

Cai Ming: Second, don't call me your daughter-in-law.

Guo: Medium.

Cai Ming: Third, don't say we are husband and wife.

Guo: This is different!

Cai Ming: Still the same. Come on, let's go in. Let's go.

Guo: Orchids ... for a long time. ...

Guo Da: Orchids.

Cai Ming: Hey. Let go.

Guo: What?

Cai Ming: You let go.

Guo: Oh.

Guo Da: What is this cabbage seller doing with you?

Cai Ming: Selling cabbage ... Oh, hehe, he, he doesn't sell cabbage. He is my hometown. Talk to me.

Guo Da: Oh.

Guo: We are not a couple.

Guo Da: Come and smoke.

Guo: Well, I can't smoke.

Cai Ming: He doesn't smoke.

Guo Da: No smoking?

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo Da: I just heard you always say that you are right about fire and you are right about fire.

Cai Ming: His ... His name is Duihuo.

Guo Da: Oh. Yes, it's on fire. Is it on fire? Yes, fire!

Cai Ming: I'm calling you.

Guo: Call me?

Cai Ming: I'll call you.

Guo: Oh, I'm right.

Guo Da: Come on, come on. Sit down by the fire. Ah, I was right about fire.

Guo: Hehe, Grandpa Guo.

Guo Da: The name is awkward for him. What's wrong with looking for orchids?

Guo: Yes ... Ah, nothing.

Cai Ming: Nothing, nothing. Hehe, he came to leave me a message.

Guo: Yes.

Guo Da: At home. Let you go home. Oh, I told you to go home for the New Year.

Cai Ming: Oh, no no! My family said I wouldn't go back.

Guo Da: You don't have to go back?

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo Da: Hey, you just got married for more than half a year, so your lover doesn't miss you at all?

Cai Ming: He ... doesn't miss me at all. Right? For fire.

Guo: Yes, her lover is young. It doesn't matter. His parents want a daughter-in-law, and they can't stand it.

Guo Da: His father can't bear to think about it? You're not married, are you? You still don't understand!

Cai Ming: Ah, my husband made it. Let me spend the New Year with your father. He is really a good man! Very kind and caring. Talk to me!

Guo: We are not a couple.

Guo Da: Gee, what are you shouting there?

(Uncle Guo on the 3rd, here comes the cabbage. )

Cai Ming: Oh, I see.

Guo: Uncle Guo. ...

Cai Ming: It's on fire!

Guo: Well, what is it?

Cai Ming: Move the cabbage.

Guo: I think I should get angry.

Guo Da: Orchid, come here, Orchid!

Cai Ming: Hey.

Guo Da: Let me tell you something.

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo Da: Orchid, I don't think your fellow villager is very kind to you.

Cai Ming: Huh?

Guo Da: He is always flirting with you. I think he always wants to touch you.

Cai Ming: Uncle Guo, he is a good man.

Guo Da: Good guy?

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo: Uncle Guo, where did you put the cabbage?

Cai Ming: Ah, just leave it at the door.

Guo: OK, put it wherever you say. My good orchid.

Guo Da: Tell me, does this look like a good man? Orchid, you have been out for more than half a year. You must be more careful. Ah! You know him, but you don't.

Cai Ming: We are not lovers.

Guo Da: Right? You still don't understand! People are separated, so you should take more precautions. I can't give him a good face anymore. What are you laughing at? Did you hear that?

Cai Ming: Yes.

Guo; Uncle Guo, all the cabbages are put away.

Cai Ming: Hey, look at your tired sweat.

Guo Da: Mm-hmm! !

Cai Ming: I won't sweat for you.

Guo: What's the matter? Orchids! Uncle Guo.

Guo Da: Yes, fire.

Guo: Hmm.

Guo Da: It's hard for you to move cabbage!

Guo: It's all right. This is a big project.

Guo Da: You can take this 100 dollar.

Guo: What's this?

Guo Da: Just buy a train ticket and you can go back.

Guo: Boom!

Guo Da: Have a safe trip.

Guo: What will you do with your money after I go back? I'm leaving ... where am I going? Orchids! Cai Ming: Hey.

Guo Da: Why did you come back?

Guo: Nothing, orchids.

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo: Let's talk inside.

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo Da: Into the house? ! Stop it, I'm telling you, Orchid is a good girl, so you should stop pestering her. Don't get hurt on this New Year's Eve.

Cai Ming: Grandpa Guo, you don't know.

Guo Da: Don't talk. I know nothing about the people I came here. You go out.

Guo: Grandpa Guo, stop joking.

Guo Da: Get out!

Guo: What are you doing?

Guo Da: Get out! !

Guo: What are you doing? I came all the way to see my daughter-in-law, so I can't tell her more!

Guo Da: What? Daughter-in-law?

Guo: If you don't believe me, ask her! Is it?

Cai Ming: I didn't.

Guo Da: She refused. As soon as I saw you, I knew you wanted to take advantage. I don't think you look like a good thing!

Guo: Orchids.

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo Da: Don't call her.

Guo: No, Grandpa Guo.

Guo Da: Don't call me.

Guo: What are you doing?

Guo Da: I, I slapped you. ...

Cai Ming: Grandpa Guo, he is really my husband. His name is Gao Dali.

Guo Da: Didn't you say his name was correct? Ah!

Cai Ming: Ouch!

Guo: Yes, it was a joke of a young couple.

Guo Da: Hehehehehehehehehe. ...

Guo: What?

Guo Da: It's on fire, no, no, violently! Come on, come on, look at this. Uncle mistook one for another. I thought you were the bad guy.

Guo: Nothing.

Guo Da: Oh, you see, young man, it doesn't look like a good thing at first glance, but the more you look at it, the more it looks like a good thing. Hehehehehe, look at the child's long, long, this is really ... ah. There are really no serious defects. Hehehe! Oh, orchid, why didn't you say so earlier? Oh, I see. Dali has come to take you home for the New Year. You don't want to leave, do you? Hey, you girl! Pack your things and go home in high spirits. Let's go Did you hear that? If you don't leave, I will be angry.

Cai Ming: Woo ~ ~

Guo: What's the matter? Orchids. What you just said is no problem. Why are you crying? Orchids, orchids!

Cai Ming: It is all your fault. I won't let you say it's my husband, you say it. You messed up all the plans.

Guo: I hate to say this, but this uncle Guo ...

Guo Da: Orchid, go back with Dali. Uncle is fine, don't worry. Hmm. How interesting

Cai Ming: Grandpa, can I rest assured? You just got out of the hospital, and the doctor said that people are not allowed to stay with you. Your child can't come back abroad, and there are no relatives around him. Who will do the laundry? Who cooks meat? Jiaozi, who's paying? Lonely, how to spend this year? Uncle, although I am not your own daughter, you can be closer to me than your own daughter. Can I leave my dad alone?

Guo Da: Good girl, Orchid, but you just married Dali. This is the first league year! The young couple can't be separated.

Guo: Uncle Guo, stop it. Orchid, come here. This is from my father and this is from my mother. Then I'll go alone. Happy New Year to Uncle Guo. Be obedient, Uncle Guo. I'll go first. Orchids accompany you for the New Year. It doesn't matter. You always take care of yourself, and I will say goodbye to you in advance. Everything goes well with you.

Guo Da: Come back, Dali. Orchid, come back vigorously. Dali, do you think this is good? If you don't mind me being a burden, I'll accompany you to the countryside for the New Year. I won't win.

Guo: What did you say?

Guo Da: No, forget it.

Guo (): Boom! Great!

Guo Da: Hehehe, I haven't returned to my hometown for decades. I just want to go back and see.

Guo: Pack your bags quickly, we can still catch the train.

Cai Ming: Hey!

Guo: Grandpa Guo, that's great! Now the countryside has changed a lot, the air is fresh, alas, it's lively, and we still have to shoot it!

Guo Da: Yes, let's get ready.

Guo: Prepare what! Everything is available at home. Oh, come on!

Guo Da: Orchids.

Cai Ming: Hmm.

Guo Da: Let's go home for the Spring Festival.

Guo (): Go home for the New Year!