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Domineering and super-dragging non-mainstream classic quotations

1, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

Don't do it if you regret it. If you do, don't regret it.

3, don't think that you have shit on your head, you are King Kong Huluwa.

Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

Your mother chased me for ten blocks and said that I looked like your father.

6. The road to life is hard. Make friends, not dogs!

7. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

8, the average boy is generally arrogant, and the average girl is inclined.

9, the man is strong-willed, and Sao B is also confused.

10. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

1 1, a woman's heart can't be seen through because her breasts are too thick.

12, don't tell me the story of the underworld with your ordinary identity.

13, I blame myself for being too young to know if I am a dog or a person.

14, reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil called memory.

15, be a man with temperament and soak up the taste of women.

16, there is a person who will never know that you are his father if you don't fuck his mother.

17, no matter how awesome Wukong is, he can't understand the Tang Priest's scriptures.

18, underwear is sexy, and feelings are bullshit.

19, all kinds of postures, all kinds of worship, all kinds of minor tunes, all kinds of hi.

20. One day, there will be water, and it is necessary to go against the Yangtze River.

2 1, look at yourself with great joy and great sorrow. Ups and downs to see Chu friends.

22. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

23. When the goods expire and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?

24. When you are young, you will cough when you are old.

25, teenagers don't know the essence, always watching B empty tears.

26, my life is not up to me, the sky kills me and I destroy the sky.

27. It's all Yili yogurt, what Mengniu Trenshu put on.

28, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

29. Young people are too frivolous and nuns are too crazy.

30. One day, power is in hand, killing all the people in the world who failed us.

3 1, life is so charming and your mother is so coquettish.

32. It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.

34. Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

You know my length, and I know your depth.

The most awesome non-mainstream classic quotations

1, salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

2. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

4, the secret of longevity-keep breathing, don't die.

5. Because I was too heartless before, I am heartless now.

6. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

7. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

8. Distance is not beauty, but a third party.

9. The generation gap is when you ask your father: What do you think of the chrysanthemum table? Dad thought about it and said, no.

10, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

1 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

12, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

13, men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

14, everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself …

15, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

16, Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful. ...

17, fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

18, maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

19, brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

2 1, that day, you said you hated me, and I smiled, which tore my heart out.

22. It turns out that love never left, but I remember it and you forgot it.

23. The so-called love story means something you don't even believe in yourself, but want the other person to believe.

24, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

25. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

26. Don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to flush the toilet.

27. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a whole news.

28. Who are you making faces with ... I owe you an overdue loan or something.

29. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

30. Life is too short to be sexy.

3 1, beautiful women who look coquettish are not necessarily bitches, but they may all be salesmen.

32. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

33. According to the law, men can only get married at the age of 23, but they can be soldiers at the age of 18. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

34. I'm not a customer service person, so you have no right to let my sister answer this and that.

35. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

Non-mainstream classic quotations

1. Now this may not be your top priority.

If my brother dies, you can burn me a sister.

3, prostitutes are sentimental, prostitutes are affectionate.

If I move my heart, it will be a dead end and a fair death.

I put down those painful memories with a wry smile.

6. People on earth are terrible. I want to go back to Mars!

7, the man is strong-willed, and Sao B is also confused.

8. I can afford to put it down. I'm not ashamed.

9. The waves spread forward and buried the remaining mess.

10, laugh for ten years, then laugh at wrinkles.

1 1, play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically!

12, since you know it well, why should every sentence be sensational?

13, my heart is broken and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

14, buy what you want, don't expect others to send it.

15, I envy Zen Rong both in love and friendship.

16, who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

17, life is so charming and your mother is so coquettish.

I finally know how great Tian Liang is.

19, looks determine fate, and cameras determine the future.

20, I'm not a soft paper, I want to be a China paper!

2 1, who should be robbed by who has become the obsession.

22. Love yourself is more reliable than the person who loves you.

23, women please themselves, men pity to please themselves.

24. It turned out that eternity was just a misunderstanding.

25, everything depends on money, making money.

26. I am not a princess, I am a crying fish.

27. God will not embarrass simple-minded children.

28. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.

29. Walking with time is unforgettable.

30. Change your life with my three fireworks.

3 1, it was not until later that I realized that he was more important than you.

32. It turns out that I am the maker of tragedy.

33. I have an emotional cleanliness, and it is not easy to get acquainted with me.

34. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back.

35. I was young and frivolous yesterday, and I also had a one-time injury.

You know my length, and I know your depth.

37. I am not a lady, and I am better than you pretending to be a lady.

38. I don't know what love is. You and I are nothing.

39, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.

40. You are like my heartstring. You are the one who plays.

4 1, you can't be rich by hook or by crook.

42. I'm waiting for your attention. It's closed.

43. Mom said that food is very expensive and money is very cheap recently.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

45. I'm not sure. Do you understand?

We can't eat pork, so let's watch the pigs run.

47. Innocence in cruelty and cuteness in bullying.

48. Who is the master of ups and downs in the vast land? Just me, Lord.

49. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

50, sister's world, don't need you, no doubt.

5 1. If you leave, don't look back. If you are still alive, don't come to me.

52, life is like toilet paper, nothing to talk as little as possible!

53, high-heeled red lip stockings, shake your head and squat.

54. Why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will fall asleep after death.

55. As long as a person has a nerve, everything is interesting.

56. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents.

57. Just because I think you look back, I miss your morning and evening.

58. Love at first sight, the clock is not love, but a face.

I want to leave this small town where thieves and prostitutes work.

60. Is this a turning point? This is obviously a breaking point.

6 1, don't think I can't live without you.

62. Seven red lights illuminate my future.

63. Men cry not because they are weak, but because they are strong for too long.

64. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

65. My life is up to me, not from the sky, but from the sky.

66. Life can be done or refined.

Don't mess with me when I don't smile at you.

Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, and that's you.

69. Teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they always look at B and cry.

70. Brother's tolerance is not your capital to make waves.

7 1, there is no breakup in my world, only widowhood.

72. I will send you away if you disappoint me.

73. A lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

74. If labor and capital are born of originality, they will not die of imitation.

75. Don't tell me forever that I won't live to that point.

76. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

77. I can't bear it, but I forget it.

78. Some things make me want to forget, but the more I can't forget them.

79. A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.

80. Touch my bottom line and I'll let you go to the hospital.

Even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt.

82. With my full thoughts, you are drifting away.

83. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

84. Looking into your eyes, there are thousands of words in your heart.

85. Who can understand the sadness after the fireworks are gone?

86. The years are quiet, and I still love you.

I will miss you every step of the way.

I must find you when I miss you.

89. Play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically.

90. Either live well or die quickly.

9 1, I can talk to anyone, I am very popular.

92. My lazy smile is the elegance you don't understand.

93. Never watch ghost movies. I'm afraid I'll dream about you!

94. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

95. Love is like clothes. It will shrink after washing.

96. Read other people's stories and keep your own tears.

97. The temperature of life depends on the temperature of the soul.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

99. I depend on myself for everything, so you don't have to look up.

100, the Monkey King is too fickle, so she is destined to be single.

10 1, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

102, laughed. I just don't want to frown all day.

103, I am a good girl at home and a bully when I go out.

104, anyone's man can grab it, but not his girlfriend.

105, where there is true love in the world, you can cheat a piece.

106, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

107, if I leave you, there are ten thousand possibilities in life!

108, I waited for your concern and closed my heart.

109, eating food to lose weight, indicating that she is unhappy.

1 10, RMB always creates great miracles.

1 1 1. I can only love you all my life, not for a while.

1 12, smile, ten years old, talk less about feelings and sleep more!

1 13, who is the best and who is the hottest, except Lei Feng!

1 14, summon up courage to bow your head and raise your head with confidence.

1 15, I can be so strong that God has pity on me.

1 16, all kinds of postures, all kinds of bows, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of hi.

1 17, ice, melted, is water; Tasteless water!

1 18, I didn't copy it, but I didn't say I wouldn't copy it.

1 19, you are a thick-skinned person who claims to treat people well.

120, don't talk to me about life, you are not born.

Domineering and super-dragging non-mainstream

1, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

Don't do it if you regret it. If you do, don't regret it.

3, don't think that you have shit on your head, you are King Kong Huluwa.

Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

Your mother chased me for ten blocks and said that I looked like your father.

6. The road to life is hard. Make friends, not dogs!

7. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

8, the average boy is generally arrogant, and the average girl is inclined.

9, the man is strong-willed, and Sao B is also confused.

10. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

1 1, a woman's heart can't be seen through because her breasts are too thick.

12, don't tell me the story of the underworld with your ordinary identity.

13, I blame myself for being too young to know if I am a dog or a person.

14, reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil called memory.

15, be a man with temperament and soak up the taste of women.

16, there is a person who will never know that you are his father if you don't fuck his mother.

17, no matter how awesome Wukong is, he can't understand the Tang Priest's scriptures.

18, underwear is sexy, and feelings are bullshit.

19, all kinds of postures, all kinds of worship, all kinds of minor tunes, all kinds of hi.

20. One day, there will be water, and it is necessary to go against the Yangtze River.

2 1, look at yourself with great joy and great sorrow. Ups and downs to see Chu friends.

22. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

23. When the goods expire and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?

24. When you are young, you will cough when you are old.

25, teenagers don't know the essence, always watching B empty tears.

26, my life is not up to me, the sky kills me and I destroy the sky.

27. It's all Yili yogurt, what Mengniu Trenshu put on.

28, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

29. Young people are too frivolous and nuns are too crazy.

30. One day, power is in hand, killing all the people in the world who failed us.

3 1, life is so charming and your mother is so coquettish.

32. It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.

34. Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

You know my length, and I know your depth.