Zhao Benshan's classic deskmate lines.

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Xiao Shenyang Shang (Wind and Fire): Dear friends, Happy New Year. With silly dad wang xiaoli.

Before going all the way to Shenyang: Dad, hurry up,

Wang xiaoli: Hey, all smiles.

Shenyang: Hurry up? Dad, which classmate do you want me to find for you? , this, go on, look.

Wang xiaoli: Is your son sad? Shall we go together? Dad, this nervous heart is beating.

Small Shenyang:? Dad? Ni, how did you end up like this? What are you afraid of when you meet your classmates? Go ahead, go ahead,

Wang xiaoli:? Hey, hey, listen to dad. Go ahead, knock. Where is the old man? Ask Aunt Qin Gui if she is at home. Ask if you want to come out? Are you Aunt Qin Gui? No, if so, son, give her this letter. Don't let the old man see it. Go ahead, go ahead.

Shenyang: Do you always dress up, O? Knocked the door empty

Is your father at home?

Wang xiaoli: Pull forward? Oops? Don't shout like that. You have to see who it is.

Small Shenyang: on the ground, knocking and shouting? Are there any old people at home?

Wang xiaoli: Oh dear? Is anybody there?

Shenyang: People? Is anybody there? ? Stupid? hum

Lin Li: Who are you looking for?

Shenyang: Are you stupid? Can you guess?

Lin Li: Oh, my God? Where can the child guess?

Small Shenyang: Mention a person, your deskmate, your classmate, Big Orange.

Lin Li: Oh, dear, I know that big orange. Who did he kill?

Shenyang: I am his father, and many of them are my sons. No, guess who I am.

Lin Li: You are his son, aren't you?

Shenyang: You guessed it.

Lin Li: What do you want from me?

Shenyang: Well, my dad gave you an anonymous letter.

Lin Li: What? Shenyang: Huh? Don't let your dad see it.

Lin Li: Is your father here?

Shenyang: Shouldn't you be squatting somewhere? Say to Wang Xiaoli, I'm watching you. Hurry up, will you? This is over.

Wang Xiaoli Shang

Lin Li: Big oranges.

Wang Xiaoli, huh? Qin Gui

Be polite, Lin Li? Old classmates? What are you doing here, holding hands? Is it hot? Small Shenyang? While taking pictures? Left and right front and back

Wang Li? That's good, right? That's good, right? Has it changed? Hmm? I haven't seen you for years.

Zhao Benshan? Go, go? Small Shenyang? Thinking about taking selfies? Have you seen Zhao Benshan? forward

Small Shenyang:? Hey? Uncle? Quick? do someone a favor

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing?

Shenyang: Take a picture of my family. . Hand over the camera? Fall to the ground? Pick it up? Say it again? Take a picture of me? Stewed assorted food

Small Shenyang? Li Lin came to Wang Xiaoli? Fragio

Zhao Benshan: See your daughter-in-law and another man? Slam camera

Shenyang: Oh, I'm so stupid. You fell to the ground.

Lin Li? Wang xiaoli separated:? Hey, old man, you will come.

Zhao Benshan: The parents who took the family photo didn't come back. Who did you take the photo with?

Shenyang: Hey, you are not one of them.

Zhao Benshan: Count me in. I am the master of this family. Count me in.

Lin Li, old man, let me introduce you. Is this my dad? Lao Zhao? This is my classmate? Big orange

Is Zhao Benshan wang xiaoli polite? Hello, is this Zhao? Pointing at Shenyang, who is this?

Wang xiaoli? Oh, this is my son.

Small Shenyang:? Ha ha ha, the master is back.

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, Lin Li, come in and welcome Wang Xiaoli.

Zhao Benshan, I went to Lao Wang's house in the front yard to play with him, have a drink and fight the landlord with him.

Lin Li ouch! I said your face is red and tired. Come on, author, call everyone to the kang.

Shenyang, hey, I'm sitting next to my dad.

Zhao Benshan: Are you new here?

Wang xiaoli: Well, I just arrived. The whole thing is that we spend the New Year in Tieling New Town. I haven't heard that my old classmates live here. I'll stop by and see you, too. Where is Qin Gui? We will leave.

Zhao Benshan: Why, nothing. Don't worry, Lin Li.

Zhao Benshan: What's this, Zhi Xin?

Shenyang: My father wrote an anonymous letter.

Zhao Benshan: This? What's with this anonymous letter? Why didn't you come to us?

Wang xiaoli: Hey? Nothing

Zhao Benshan took the letter. Do you understand? demolish

Small Shenyang: It is illegal to peek at other people's beliefs.

Wang xiaoli, oh, I wrote it for Qin Gui.

Zhao Benshan: Give it to Qin Gui and read it to me.

Lin Li: What's the charge? Take it apart.

Zhao Benshan: This is definitely what you want from us. Tell me what happened. Is this classmate relationship right? If you want to avoid me, there is nothing I can do. Let me show you this letter. Read it? The piano I miss very much? Do you want to buy a piano? What piano to buy?

Lin Li: Oh, my nickname is not Qin Xiao.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, isn't that Qin Gui? Huh? Can't you afford this piano? It's too expensive

Shenyang: How much is it?

Zhao Benshan: Nothing. Why is the child a bit awkward?

Wang xiaoli: I'm used to it.

Zhao Benshan: Do you pet children? Read the letter? Please allow me to take the liberty of calling you dear.

Shenyang: My dad is so fierce. You are so energetic.

Wang Xiaoli: Dude, this kid? That's it, big brother. Do you mind? This word is put aside now, and at best it means hello.

Lin Li: Gee, you used to make fun of me at school.

Zhao Benshan: That's what I called you at school.

Lin Li: There was no such word at that time.

Zhao Benshan: I haven't even called it that? Continue? At the age of first love.

Wang xiaoli: Hey, the seed of love can't write and draw A?

Shenyang: Dad, why are you so stupid? Can't you write fighting landlords? Silly

Zhao Benshan; ? Haha, you two go to the same school, right?

Wang xiaoli: Ha, oh, I often tutor him.

Zhao Benshan: I see. This is the result of your tutoring? Continue? You gave me confidence and hope, helped me study for seven years, and I haven't seen you for a day? It's like I lost a zero.

Wang xiaoli: Brother, it's like losing your soul. The soul can't write or draw.

Zhao Benshan: What level are you?

Zhao Benshan: I went to your house during the holiday and did a lot of work to see you.

Wang xiaoli: I did a lot of odd jobs. I can't write zero. Draw a zero.

Small Shenyang: Bells of Bells

Zhao Benshan: Oh dear. Oh, my God, stop it. You have been distracted for seven years. What are you doing here? Draw these and write a letter.

Wang xiaoli: Thanks to Qin Gui's help, he lent me a pencil, gave me an eraser and asked me to copy questions in the exam.

Zhao Benshan: Copy the questions. Alas, you fooled people.

Wang xiaoli: Sometimes it doesn't help. Another final exam asked me to copy her questions and got zero.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, how did you copy it?

Wang xiaoli: Too many copies, and the names are noisy.

Zhao Benshan: What the hell is this?

Wang xiaoli: Then I gave out two guitars, and I didn't take any money.

Zhao Benshan: No, how much did you take? Wen Qin Gui

Lin Li: I got 90 points in the exam.

Zhao Benshan: The calculation is wrong. Two players from Qin Gui got 180.

Shenyang: Grandpa, you can be our headmaster.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, I can't afford this letter. I can't understand a word of this conference. I'm trying to make up enough reasons to blow me up.

Shenyang: Come and see, I'm not afraid of bombing? My dad doesn't know how to blow it up. Once I hit the landlord, my father took out two kings. I read it. Little daddy

Zhao Benshan: Qin Xiao.

Shenyang: Dad, do you think this piano looks like Dad?

Zhao Benshan: Please, I took care of you without writing you two little V's.

Shenyang: Qin Xiao, I've been looking for you for so many years. I've always wanted to say three words to you? Three words are omitted here? Why?

Wang xiaoli: Save energy and emissions, save ink,

Zhao Benshan: Three words and seven words are omitted here. Can't you three write?

Wang xiaoli: No.

Zhao Benshan: What are you trying to say?

Shenyang: Answer the phone? I love you.

Wang xiaoli: No thanks. Thank you.

Zhao Benshan: Then don't write thank you.

Small Shenyang:? Jane, we haven't seen each other since I dropped out of school, but every year I dream of you. Once we were on our way to school. 27 words are omitted here.

Zhao Benshan: No, you tell me what happened when you got to the Woods.

Wang xiaoli: Big Brother? No? These are all my dreams.

Zhao Benshan: I lost 27 words in my dream.

Wang Xiaoli: It was a dream for us to go to the Woods. In this kung fu, we went to the Woods. After a while, the child fell asleep and took advantage of the trend. He kicked me away and couldn't catch my dream.

Shenyang: Why should I do it?

Zhao Benshan: Thanks to you, what else are you doing in this forest?

Shenyang: Continue? Jane, you are the only woman in my heart. It was already dark when I came home from the village performance that year. It was just the two of us passing by a cornfield. Seventy-eight words are omitted here.

Zhao Benshan: This is this and this is a dream.

Wang xiaoli: This is not a dream.

Zhao Benshan: What did you do with these 78 words? ? Look at Qin Gui.

Lin Li: How should I know?

Zhao Benshan: What are you pretending to be confused about? Why did you pass through the cornfield in the dark? What happened? You didn't even pull these words again.

Lin Li: Big orange, why did you write everything on it? What happened? There is this thing.

Wang xiaoli: Qin Gui, have you forgotten? Was it dark before the performance came back that year? Why don't we walk home? Passing through a cornfield, I looked up and saw a donkey standing in front. Zhao Benshan and I cooperated as donkeys.

Zhao Benshan: You step aside.

Wang Xiaoli: The donkey glared at us and left.

Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? Grandpa pulled a long face.

Wang xiaoli: I was scared by Qin Gui and jumped into my arms? Brother, what do you think I should do? Can I go now? Can I ignore it?

Lin Li; Oh, I remember? Oh, that's true.

Zhao Benshan: Aren't you unconscious? Do you remember/

Lin Li: I was really unconscious.

Zhao Benshan: How did you get into someone's arms?

Lin Li: I feel dizzy. How do I know where I fell? I know how to get home,

Zhao Benshan: The donkey camel went back.

Wang xiaoli: I dragged it back? No, no, I got it back.

Zhao Benshan:? Back? Bare back

Wang xiaoli: Just hold it for a while when your back is tired.

Zhao Benshan: You didn't do anything.

Wang Xiaoli: Dude, I didn't do artificial respiration.

Zhao Benshan: You, you, Qin Gui, where are your classmates? I have never seen them before. Your fortress?

Wang Xiaoli: Old Yu Jia in Shengli Village.

Zhao Benshan: What's your name?

Wang xiaoli: Yu Zecheng.

Zhao Benshan:? It has been lurking in our house for several years. It's all this

Wang xiaoli: Dude, it's not the same as on TV. What I have achieved is a redundant failure, not a redundant failure.

Zhao Benshan: It won't work.

Shenyang: Why did you still lose?

Lin Li: Have you finished eating?

Zhao Benshan: Who won't stop? What is this?

Lin Li: What are you writing for?

Shenyang: Chin has nothing to repay you. Say nothing? Please leave this card as a token of my love for you.

Zhao Benshan: What card?

Wang xiaoli: Bank card. Was your family poor when you were a child? Qin Gui helped me pay my tuition. I thought about it and saved him 30 thousand yuan in return.

Zhao Benshan: Where did you put the money?

Wang xiaoli: I gave her the card.

Lin Li: Huh? When did you give it to me?

Zhao Benshan? Oh, yes. It's good.

Wang xiaoli: Not for you?

Zhao Benshan: Stop pretending and take it out.

Wang Xiaoli: What about the envelope?

Lin Li: Oh, dear, why didn't you say so earlier? Can I have your card and get it back quickly?

Zhao Benshan: Take it away, take it away.

Lin Li: What are you doing? Give it back to others quickly.

Zhao Benshan: Take it back, draw these ○ Take a card, am I not enough? Room 302 in the hotel

Wang xiaoli: Why?

Zhao Benshan: Is that all right? go to

Lin Li: Where am I going?

Zhao Benshan: Still going there, aren't you going to get a room?

Lin Li: What are you talking about?

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Your room is stuck in your pocket. We need a landlord to play outside all night tonight. Isn't that enough? go to

Lin Li: Don't treat me like someone else.

Zhao Benshan: Go.

Lin Li: Orange, what's wrong with you? You have a room card.

Wang xiaoli: Who knows? Listen, I'm so nervous.

Small Shenyang; Dad, you want me to live there.

Wang xiaoli: Don't mess with this kid.

Lin Li: Look for it.

Wang xiaoli: Where did this whole thing go?

Shenyang: What's next?

Wang xiaoli: Hey, you boy? Do you think we all took a bunch? Why don't you go and have a look? Come on, show it to big brother.

Lin Li: Isn't it?

Small Shenyang: a false alarm

Lin Li: Look at your fuss.

Zhao Benshan: In your pocket? read

Shenyang: Qin wouldn't have this child without you. I have to raise this son. Dad, he's not my mother, is he? Didn't you say my mother left?

Zhao Benshan: When did you have another baby?

Lin Li: When did I have a baby?

Zhao Benshan: Isn't there no child without you? Do you want me to celebrate the New Year?

Shenyang: You didn't say my mother left.

Lin Li: What are you talking about?

Zhao Benshan: What's the matter? Get out of my way.

Lin Li: What do you think, orange? Can you make it clear?

Zhao Benshan: Who is this?

Lin Li: What's the matter? Have a baby.

Shenyang: Didn't my mother leave? Uncle, how could we die?

Zhao Benshan: What's this?

Little Shenyang: Uncle, do you think this child is me?

Zhao Benshan: What do you think?

Shenyang: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: You guessed it.

Shenyang: Grandpa!

Zhao Benshan: Don't call me uncle. Call uncle. Your father beat us to it.

Wang xiaoli: Big Brother.

Zhao Benshan: Don't say anything. You can stay here. Can I give you a chance to speak?

Lin Li; What are you doing?

Zhao Benshan: I'll go.

Lin Li: What have you been doing these two days?

Shenyang: Hum, go with grandpa.

Wang xiaoli: Son, come back.

Zhao Benshan: Whose son do you call? You're using it.

Wang xiaoli: Big Brother? Uncle, listen to me.

Zhao Benshan: Who is your uncle?

Wang xiaoli: Big Brother? I called her. How is he?

Zhao Benshan: Explain it to me.

Wang Xiaoli: Listen to me, brother. Can I explain?

Zhao Benshan: Let's explain this sentence. "Without you, there would be no son. I will take care of this child. Don't worry. "

Lin Li; What's wrong with this kid?

Shenyang: Give me an explanation.

Wang Xiaoli: Come here, big brother. Listen to me, big brother. I am an orphan, thanks to the help of Qin Gui? I think I should repay the society? That's it. I adopted a child. The child is an orphan. Please don't tell him I'm begging you, okay?

Lin Li: Not really.

Wang xiaoli: Really?

Zhao Benshan: Hum, your father said you were an orphan. You said, oh, he's an orphan, too. The report says I'm an orphan, too Who will believe you?

Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? Tell me who the orphan is.

Wang xiaoli: Dad didn't lie to you. You are an orphan. Did dad bring you back from the orphanage? Son, this adoption certificate has been sewn on dad for 18 years. See if it is.

Shenyang: I am an orphan. Is this me?

Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang/

Wang Xiaoli: I brought it back from Shenyang orphanage. Now it's called Shenyang.

Shenyang: I'm redundant? I am redundant, alas.

Wang xiaoli; What are you doing, you? Why do you cry with others during the New Year? Let me tell you, I gave it back to you when you were eighteen days old, okay? I raised you for ten years and eight years. I dare not say that I am right about you. I dare say I live up to my conscience. If you want to find your biological parents and dad, you can go. I know where to go. Sooner or later, this will happen.

Zhao Benshan: Excuse me? Son, are you up? Get up. Get up. What are you wronged? We have no regrets about your father. Your father raised you 18 years and peed a lot. During this 18 years, he became a parent and didn't even find you a wife? Aren't you afraid of being wronged, son? You should know how to repay your children. Don't look for your mother. Qin Gui is your future biological mother. This home is your future home. You should study hard and repay your father when you grow up. How many years have you studied hard?

Wang xiaoli: I won't watch it.

Zhao Benshan: In my opinion, otherwise the battle of Seeds of Love is a battle against the landlord. What a joke.

Wang xiaoli: Isn't it?

Zhao Benshan: That's potato beans.

Lin Li: Oh, dear? Pull it, right? Don't teach people that what the cow said is even worse.

Zhao Benshan: Do you see how terrible it is to have no culture? Learn to repay the society and your father. Did you hear that? Tell your dad.

Shenyang: Dad, I can't afford it.

Wang Xiaoli: Don't cry, son.

Shenyang: Dad, I'm not looking for them. They don't want me to be happy. Why should I look for them? You are my real father. Right, Qin Gui? You're my real mother? I have recovered. I've grown up, too. Don't mention those unhappy things in the New Year today. I'll pay a New Year call to you, okay? You all sit down.

Lin Li: Lao Zhao came to see us with his children.

Shenyang: I'll pay a New Year call to you, Mom and Dad.

Lin Li: I called you.

Zhao Benshan: It's my business.

Shenyang: I'll kowtow to you during the Spring Festival.

Wang xiaoli: Good son Lin Li: Good boy.

Zhao Benshan: OK? Wish us a happy new year, son. Do you have a red envelope?

Wang xiaoli: I'm not prepared.

Zhao Benshan: Am I ready? The three of us will give you 10 thousand each.

Wang xiaoli: No, it's for Qin Gui.

Zhao Benshan: Why? We are all family, son. None of us gave birth to children.

Lin Li: For the children.

Zhao Benshan: Children should study hard. They must go to school. They have no education.

Shenyang: Thank you, Dad.

Zhao Benshan: I'm still a Da Die. Thanks to the Three Gorges.

Wang xiaoli: It's no use talking.

Shenyang: I remembered a song at your party this year. I'll sing it for you.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, that's great.

Wang xiaoli: Children sing well.

Zhao Benshan: Will karaoke be awkward?

Shenyang: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: Then why don't you talk? Why don't you cook two dishes first and we'll have some wine.

Lin Li: OK.

Zhao Benshan; Oh, hehehe

Shenyang: Do you remember tomorrow? Did you keep a diary yesterday? Are you still thinking about it tomorrow? You used to cry the most. Are your old days gone forever? I will have my wife, too? I've shown her pictures before, too? Tell her about your deskmate? Who married the sentimental you? Who comforts you when you cry? Who curled up your long hair? Who made your wedding dress? La la la la. ...........

Lin Li: What are you doing with a pen and paper, old man?

Zhao Benshan: I also write to my deskmate.

Lin Li: Come on, you are not afraid to write something.

Zhao Benshan: I'll just write a name and leave 10,000 words here for him to think about.