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Tanabata euphemistically expressed his own collection of single books.

The copy of Tanabata euphemistically indicates that you are single (Article 1) 1. Jun asked that it was not yet time to return, and a piece of lemon accompanied Tanabata.

I only smell of strawberries, not sour.

Only by relaxing the complicated and bumpy state of mind can we release eternal feelings.

Although things will eventually come to fruition, you haven't worked hard, and you have no right to regret it.

Don't ask me if I'm not interested in knowing you.

6. There are two books in the world. Others' lives are biographies and mine are paragraphs.

7. When I still love you, can you miss me?

8. Tell Taohua that I don't have to blossom the sea by myself.

9. I may not get married. When I am seventy or eighty years old, I will take a group of dogs for a walk in the street. I'm old and a cool old lady.

10. Walking around alone and looking at the world.

1 1. Tell Taohua not to come. I'll plant the sea of flowers myself.

12. He who eats whole grains is the king of dogs.

13. Change the inherent ideas, and life may usher in a turning point.

14. I have always been a loner, with no companion and no shelter.

15. It's good to get together.

16. Is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it, but doesn't talk?

17. Don't take the medal out of your own pocket and lend it to your friends. This is an insult to him.

18. It seems that I just met you and suddenly found that I like you for so long.

19. Feelings are too abrasive. Maybe I'm suitable for dying alone.

20. Do you want to come?

The copy of Tanabata euphemistically indicates that you are single (2 1). Some people say that they don't care about something on the surface. You don't know how important it is in my heart.

22. It's a pity that there are many false feelings and false meanings in the world, which are always true in times of failure and sadness.

23. I put away my tired smile wearily, bent down to touch his face and gently touched it over and over again.

24. I'd better call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

25. After being single for a long time, you will suddenly get scared when you meet someone you like, and you will smile and shake your head and say forget it.

26. Promise me that when we are apart, I will be happy to forget and stop touching me.

27. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten.

28. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

29. Don't always make yourself tired for fear of being misunderstood.

30. I know that loving you will hurt, but I am willing to keep hurting.

3 1. When we meet face to face again, you are no longer with me, but you are still in my heart.

32. You can always be happy without feelings.

33. The saddest thing is not to hide in the quilt and cry in the middle of the night, but to dream of the loss of two people waking up together.

34. The world is not worth it.

Being single allows you to enjoy loneliness. It's good to be free alone. The sky is vast.

36. Give up yourself and trust others, which is the reason for failure.

37. I thought if I could make you laugh, you would like me, but I lost to someone who could make you cry.

38. Take learning as the first step and take learning as the basis.

39. Someone came to see you on the high mountain road.

40. Don't be hot and cold to me, it will affect my determination to leave you!

Tanabata euphemistically expressed his single book (Part III) 4 1. No love is light, single is elite.

42. But before I go to bed, I still secretly wonder who you will give your good to next time.

43. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

44. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

45. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe myths easily.

46. There can be many happy people, but only one person loves them. I believe that the person I love will accompany me. Will you accompany me?

47. At least I'm clean and tidy, and I can fall if I want.

48. It's good. Eat, sleep and travel alone, stop and go everywhere.

49. Interesting people are single because they can support boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

50. Who is more frivolous than youth and dares to make love last forever?

5 1. I don't care about being hurt by strangers, but I can't stand being hurt by familiar people.

53. Generally, good-looking people are single, such as me.

54. When taking a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

55. I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

56. I want to be a tree and grow on your way. I don't want to spy on you, but I have a crush on you!

57. People who can hide in their hearts are all sweet bubbles.

58. Speaking skills and cheating are two concepts, so don't confuse them.

59. Rumors are as colorful as fragrant paper flowers, and sincerity is as faint and fragrant as orchids.

60. A person's state is actually quite good.

Tanabata Lemon Copywriting Competition 202 1 Tanabata single dog Tell me about it.

1. Girlfriend has no money worship, vanity and laziness.

You have your date, and I have my wine. It's not very sweet, but it's strong enough. Arrange it.

Can you call my name when you buy coke with him? I want to blend in with your sense of existence.

I wish you a period.

5. Two people in different places, four people are happy.

6. you are ninety-nine I am eighty-one years old.

7. An apple a day keeps lovers away.

8. Sister, what rubbish are the roses you throw tomorrow?

9. Motherly Solo, I am the most sour.

10. Is there a shortage of light bulbs on Tanabata?

1 1. Eight hours left. Is it too late to find someone?

12. Rent a sand sculpture to spend Valentine's Day with me.

13. Delete me if no one wants a woman on Tanabata. I don't want anything that others don't want.

14. Qixi is Oriental Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I'm from the south.

15. Isn't it Wednesday today?

I want to rent a boyfriend tomorrow.

17. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

Tanabata Valentine's Day euphemistically refuses to be confessed: a collection of sentences

The sentence of euphemistically refusing others' confession on Valentine's Day on Qixi (I) 1. Sorry, it is not appropriate for us to have different ID numbers.

2. The coldest thing: I don't think we are suitable to be together, so let's be friends!

You are a good man, and you will find something better.

Thank you for liking me, and I like myself very much.

You are a good girl, I hope you can be with people who are a hundred times stronger than me.

6. Dream on.

Although we can't, you really have a good eye.

8. My monthly living expenses 10w. I dare not fall in love for fear that it will affect my dream.

9. I like you. What a coincidence! I like myself too.

10. What do you like about me?

1 1. Oh, you are not the cup of tea I want, and I am not the kind of coffee you like!

12. The epidemic situation is hard to say. What national events are important?

13. The teacher said: Don't quarrel with puppy love soon after the senior high school entrance examination, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest rejection affect your mood.

14. Actually, I wish I could say this to you, but I can't lie anyway.

15. You are very kind, but I am not suitable for you. You will find something better,

There is nothing special about my type.

17. My feelings for you are only between friends. I hope you don't misunderstand me.

On Valentine's Day on Tanabata, I politely refused to be confessed by others (II) 18. You can find someone better than me!

19. I am not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, but I am afraid that you will chase me.

20. Tell you what, when the national football team wins the World Cup, I will promise your confession.

2 1. You embarrassed me. I used to treat you as a good friend/best friend!

22. April Fool's Day is a day to confess to the person you like. If you accept it, tell the other person that you mean it. If you are rejected, say "Happy April Fool's Day".

23. Actually, I am not suitable for you.

24. You think I am excellent, and I hope you can be with people who are 100 times better than me.

25. Sorry, I have never been in love, and I don't intend to.

I have always regarded you as my brother.

27. I don't want a boyfriend at the moment. Get out of the way! You are less than half of my handsome boy standard)

28. If you arrest me like this, I will have more than one man.

29. I hope you find someone who cherishes you more than I do.

30. I still remember that we were front and back seats at that time, and our position made the story of those years.

3 1. I think your gentleness is more suitable for other girls.

32. It's better to forget each other in rivers and lakes.

I don't think I can give you the feeling you want. So it may be really inappropriate between us.

34. The national football team won the World Cup and we are together.

On Valentine's Day, I politely refused the confession of others (Chapter III). It's not that you are bad, but that I don't deserve you.

36. How dare a pair of poor people get rich, and how dare a pair of clean hands miss beauty?

37. The saddest thing: Sorry, I am married!

38. Bragging without drafting: You look better than Pan An, you are richer than Shi Chong, you are better than Liu Yong, your poems are better than Li Bai, your words are better than Su Shi, and your spirit is better than Cao Cao. How can such a perfect man belong to me? I admire you, I admire you, but I really don't deserve you.

39. Hahahahaha, are you kidding? I have someone I like, don't you know?

40. It's not that I know nothing. I see everything you do in my eyes and keep it in my heart.

4 1. I just rejected another one yesterday, saying that I made up with my boyfriend.

42. Reason for refusal: Go ahead, I don't want you.

43. I think we'd better be friends.

44. If only we had known each other earlier.

45. We can't be together.

46. But I will remember your tenderness. (lover! It's no use being gentle, you need Qian Qian)

47. Er ... I have someone I like.

48. Reason for refusal: What do you like about me? Can't I change it? This can't be because of man: I like you and you don't like me, so change it.

49. We are only fit to be brothers.

I think there really is pure friendship between men and women. Yes, that's right. If I were you, I would really only have pure friendship.

Tanabata said that she didn't want to be single anymore.

Tanabata says I don't want to be single any more (Part I) 1. I like myself 17, and I didn't change my mind until I met you at 18.

It doesn't matter if I meet you in the future. I hope it will be you for the rest of my life.

Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

When you want to go out on Sunday, say "Why" to yourself.

This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, you are my strong sugar.

I made a wish on New Year's Eve that I could have money, but I didn't need to spend too much. Make a wish on your first birthday, and want to take off the bill and live happily ever after. If this year is coming to an end and my next birthday is not far away, I haven't realized a wish yet.

7. After seeing your name for so long, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.

8. After thinking about it, I just don't want to take off the bill early. I am in good shape now, but sometimes I am forced to feed the dog food. Thank those who are close to me, but it's good to be classmates or friends, because I don't get along much in college and I don't have much real feelings, at least for me. Being too tired may be a kind of interference. Uh-huh, so far so good.

9. Steal me, romantic collector.

10. You have no place for me in your heart. It's okay. I sat on the floor. Very clean.

1 1. Stop being a free man and concentrate on being your husband.

12. You can spend the night at home when you are single. It is irresponsible to be away from home in a besieged city.

13. I need a boyfriend urgently, because my hometown is going to break the corn!

14. I finally met someone who liked it enough not to give up.

15. Confirmed my eyes, I met the right person.

16. I want to find a boyfriend who must be very handsome. This is necessary, but of course it is impossible, because handsome and blind people do not exist.

17. I never thought that one day I would sign up, and everything is changing ... I just want to say goodbye to being single, want to divorce, and want to have love, that's all!

Tanabata says I don't want to be single any more (part two) 18. As long as you are here, I am willing to keep that day for you alone.

19. Envy, jealousy and hate. Why do you want to be a different person as soon as you hear that all your friends have taken off their bills?

20. Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.

2 1. I want to take off the bill and don't want to spend Valentine's Day alone in various senses.

22. Love is indeed a kind of fate. I don't know what fate is or what love is. If you want someone who loves you to show up soon, you have to keep looking. In fact, it is really unnecessary to meet the right person at the right time. This is destiny. Otherwise, everything is meaningless.

23. You are guilty. You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

24. Those who always want to take off the bill will give you the opportunity to ... leave a selfie of yourself.

25. Thank you for your star-like appearance, which gave me a thin and boring trip and a destination free from gravity.

26. I got divorced and fell in love with my bed. I don't want to leave her. I want to sleep with her until the end of the world.

27. Actually, my deer is still excellent. It's not that hard to fall in love and divorce.

28. I hope someone will appear and let me waste my life on beautiful things, such as you.

29. I have a lot of snacks and sweets. If you like me, I will consider giving you half.

30. Quarrel with others, even if you are justified, the momentum will be weak, because no one will protect you.

3 1. Love is the starting point of happiness, but I can't find where that person is.

32. I love you from beginning to end.

33. The days ahead are long, and I want to find someone to spend them with.

34. I choose Mori Yoshiro for jelly. I'm not confused when I'm in love.

Tanabata said that I don't want to be single anymore (Chapter III) 35. A person's insomnia is insomnia all over the world, and happy insomnia is because he dare not close his eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end

36. There is something I want to talk to you about. What about falling in love?

37. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you should like them seriously.

38. Love is so elusive. I don't want happiness or divorce. Leave me alone, Cupid! Leave a person happy enough.

39. Those who like me and want to chase me, I advise you to start as soon as possible. After this year, I don't want to take off the bill. Don't blame me for being as cold as ice

40. Hello, can I have a boyfriend?

4 1.11October1Singles' Day, one is always lonely. Find a lover to get rid of the burden, have less troubles in your heart, pursue hard and not be afraid of rejection. May you end your single life and get rid of the bill as soon as possible.

42. You may fall from the sky or from the tree, but the best way is to fall in love with me.

It doesn't matter if we didn't meet earlier. Now is the right time.

44. I want to cancel the order. I don't want to know why Tutankhamun's two or three-year-old brother likes tall people of the same age and likes tall people. .

45. I want to cut my hair short and get rid of poverty and bills. Emmmm was just thinking.

46. The fortune teller called me Wang Fu. Who wants to verify it?

47. If you just want to fall in love and tease Han, your mind is dirty. Seeing it makes you sad, and being single is especially good. What's the point of not wanting a divorce? Well, calm down. Long live being single? .

48. Every time I talk to my little sister, a man always cuts in. What an interesting boy! I want to take off my bill for about a few minutes every month. Just a few minutes. Really sweet! I'm happy to eat.

49. I have cherished tenderness and romance for many years and want to give it to you as soon as possible.

50. If you don't fall in love, please push my WeChat to those in need. Thank you.