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Talk about your feelings about taking the subway.

1. Finally one day, you will know that the bus runs every minute and the subway runs every minute. This is fate-sometimes it's the only time in your life.

2. Metro Line 5, Batong Line and Urban Light Rail are getting closer and closer to us. The rapid development of urban rail transit in Beijing has made many builders unable to restrain their desire to invest.

The subway is too crowded now. Let our grandson look like a grandson!

The city is crowded and noisy, but urban men and women who are in the sea of people every day may not have the same lively heart. The so-called loneliness in the sea is often a portrayal of the mood of urbanites. Although I shuttle through the subway and the sea of people every day, I come and go in a hurry, and thousands of faces pass by, but they are all strangers. This kind of city life seems to contain countless possibilities of meeting, but in fact it is illusory, and the chance of missing it is difficult to calculate.

Two people complained that the subway in Japan was too crowded. A: It's too crowded! My wife had an abortion when she was pregnant last month. B: That's not bad for you. My wife is so crowded that she is pregnant.

6. The subway runs every five minutes. The bus runs every half hour. Birthday, once a year. And true love may only happen once in a lifetime. If you miss a bus, you can wait, but sometimes if you miss someone, you will never wait.

At the crowded subway exit, he recognized the woman coming towards him at a glance. He held out his hand to her, so his interlocking fingers never separated. Now, many years later, recalling the past, he asked his lover who was no longer young: "Aren't you afraid that I am a bad person when I invited you home for the first time?" The lover smiles very cleverly. "I knew at first sight that I belonged to you and only to you."

8. I heard a foreigner crying on the subway: You don't love me at all! You just study English with me!

9. Let peace go to spring by subway, let happiness be with you, let health and auspiciousness be indispensable, let warmth and happiness last forever, and let the love and blessing of the Lord accompany you all your life.

10, 1, can we squeeze the bus? Do you want to take the subway? Would you like to work the night shift? Can you get up early? Even if you can be gorgeous, I tell you, you will be an aunt in a few months. This aunt is very young. Divorce lawyer

1 1, the bus runs every 5 minutes and the subway runs every 9 minutes, and our love is only once in a lifetime, so we should cherish it!

12, one day, on the subway, a man slammed a word to his girlfriend: We broke up! W: The reason for the breakup. M: We are not suitable. W: What's the matter? M: The gender is inappropriate.