Humor in Classic Quotations

20 17 on humor in classic quotations 1. No matter how good others are, we should not envy them. Just compare with your past, and you will be happier every day.

2. Everyone comes to this world in a hurry, and some people turn around and forget; Some people pass by with it and have to turn back.

Many people struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder was on the wrong wall.

4. Do things when you are awake, read books when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry. Yidian market network

Some things may be better if you keep them in your heart. Over time, it will become a story.

6. The most terrible thing about distance is that you are not sure whether the other person will miss you or forget you.

7. Happiness always likes to be hidden in details. Only by being good at discovering life can we feel more happiness.

8. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

9. forgive someone for being

simple

Yes, but trusting them again is quite another matter.

10. Sometimes, the question is complicated, but the answer is simple.

1 1. Play hard, don't take it too seriously, anyway, no one will live in the end.

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This game.

12. It is suitable for you to meet the person who can let you go and let you go.

13. It takes only one word to hurt a person, but it takes a lifetime to touch a person.

14. Nothing is more convincing than time, because time can change everything without telling us.

15. You will meet someone in your life who will break your principles, change your habits and become your exception.

16. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

17. Life is like a stage. You didn't know how great you were until the curtain call.

18. every day's efforts are just to narrow the distance.

19. The day you like is the most beautiful day; The best way to live is to live the life that suits you.

20. The more people with stories, the more calm and simple they are, the more superficial and thin they are, and the more impetuous and uneasy they are.

2 1. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

22. A common mistake people make is to take time to care about people who don't care about you very much.

23. When we are young, it is easy for a person to walk into our hearts, but when we grow up and get hurt, people who want to walk into your hearts will pay the price of a river of blood.

24. Every gift you hate has a past in which you didn't work hard enough.

25. The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

Humor in 20 17 Classic Quotations II 1 Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

3, don't always watch AV, and you don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

When I am unhappy, my dad will give me money to go shopping, naively thinking that money can make me happy again! For this superficial behavior, I just want to say that dad knows me best!

5, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

6. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

7. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

8. Every dormitory has people who grind their teeth, talk in their sleep, snore and sleep in to watch the audience.

9, don't fail, I want to; If I don't study, I want what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

10, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

1 1. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

12, the girl I like belongs to others, and the girl I don't like belongs to others.

13. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

14, if you are my dish, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating food recently. Besides, you're not my type.

15, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

16. What is the head teacher? The head teacher is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your affection.

17. Daughters-in-law can live together for a long time, but a girl can't replace a wife.

18, according to statistics, "study hard" is the most used reason for breaking up.

19, an educated fool, what a terrible fool!

20. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

20 17 classic quotations, humorous talk 3 1. I have lived for more than ten years and have never done anything for the motherland and the people. It hurts every time I think about it.

2. Lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, and love till you are old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

Women are most proud of their beauty. But how many women can her man refuse for her?

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but it is better to be buried underground than to die in the street.

6. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

7. Don't treat animals that are still dead after a week of bleeding lightly.

8. Never be careless with an army of 4 billion.

9. You lied to me once, lied to me again, and trusted you again. Because there is a "wolf story"

10. Since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms to save your parents' hard-earned money.

1 1. I won't marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess.

12. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

13. Luckily I met you, unfortunately I missed you.

14. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone.

15. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

16. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

17. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

18. You have feelings and I have desires. I'll go as soon as the light is turned off.

19. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

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