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How to publish the sword you just bought?

1. Drunk to kill a whale, leaning on the heavenly sword, laughing at the waves to help the boat in Sichuan.

Although the bunker is strong and steep, one person can guard it, but ten thousand people can't beat it.

Don't accept your sword until you can't find your opponent.

The car waited for a while, pulled out the broken spring sword, shook hands and jumped into the circle.

Under the leadership of a truly great man, the pen will be more powerful than the sword.

6. Giving people words is more important than pearls and jade, and hurting people with words is more important than swords and halberds.

7. Are there any new people with such wrinkles? Is it walnut skin?

8. It is not brave for a person to draw his sword when he sees humiliation and stand up and fight.

9. Julius Caesar might have been forgotten by the world if the pen hadn't helped the sword.

10. One-liners are like the blunt edge of practicing swords. No matter how you use it, it won't hurt anyone.

1 1. Although the sword is beneficial, it will not stop; Although the materials are beautiful, they are not high to learn.

12. Good purple clothes are women's clothes, and good swords are men's and women's clothes.

13. A glass of wine is in Long song, and China is in the northwest of Yunnan.

14. Looking at the stars in the north and raising your sword will grow into a national disaster.

15. Holding a three-foot Longquan sword, never-ending swearing.

16. A spectre cannot win its righteousness, and a sword cannot bend its strength.

17. The development of high technology is really a double-edged sword.

18. I have never boasted about Longquan sword. Have you ever tried cutting acacia?

19. Quit your ambition to serve your country with a solitary sword, and shake the two rivers first.

20. Go to Jiange and follow the horse, and wash the soldiers at night in Ma Jiang Valley.

2 1. Young people lean on danger like the ground, leaning on a sword alone, Ling Qingqiu.

22. After ten years of grinding a sword, the frost blade has never been tried; Now take it out and show it to you. Whoever is wronged may as well tell me the truth.