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What are the domineering Chinese Valentine's Day quotes? What are the domineering Chinese Valentine's Day quotes?

1. My girlfriend doesn’t worship money, is not vain, and is not lazy.

2. Chinese Valentine’s Day is approaching, and I miss you.

3. There is nothing to give on Valentine’s Day. Let’s go to Kings Canyon and give a few heads.

4. Human love is too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

5. Today the original single flower is still blooming.

6. In fact, Chinese Valentine's Day and July Half are the same, except that Chinese Valentine's Day means burning people's money alive, and July Half means burning people's money to death. Chinese Valentine's Day means telling a lot of lies to people. , July and a half is about telling a lot of human words to ghosts.

7. On Chinese Valentine's Day, no one holds my hand, so I just keep it in my pocket.

8. I am still single. I told my mother: Don’t worry, there is always someone waiting for me, and I don’t want to give in. My mother: Yes, the Lord of Hell is waiting for you.

9. Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you are still single, you may consider coming to me. I have dog food here.

11. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

12. Don’t do everything possible to lose yourself just to please someone who doesn’t like you.

13. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship.

14. As long as you pay attention to me, I will be happy for a long time. That’s all I can do.

15. Swearing at you is my patent, you are not allowed to steal it!

16. Closing my eyes, I see my future.

17. I forgot about time, I forgot about obstacles, and I also forgot that there is a significant other around us.

18. My signature is written for you, but you don’t understand it until now.