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With the rapid development of social networks and information technology, more and more people like to speak on social platforms and share their personal lives with relatives and friends. Do you know how to avoid repetition? Interesting talk on Women's Day, welcome to read the collection.

Tell me funny 1. I believe everyone knows that March 8 is Women's Day every year, and Women's Day is an international holiday! Everyone knows that women's status and men's status are equal, but together there will be inequality, so it may be certain that women like to make friends or talk about it on March 8 th. Next, I will take you to know about the funny talk about Women's Day and the funny circle of friends on Women's Day. Let's have a look!

First, Women's Day on March 8th is funny.

1, and the beauty is eye-catching! Interact with smart women and nourish your brain! Associate with healthy women and keep in shape! Communicate with happy women and nourish your heart! I'm dating you, and I raised them all! Happy Women's Day to the Perfect Woman!

It takes five minutes to wait for a subway, three hours to watch a movie, one month for a full moon, one year for spring, and a lifetime to miss someone, but only one second for a blessing. Happy Women's Day.

3. Today is March 8th, and men should strive to be slaves for a day: let's not face the east and the west, let's not climb stairs, let's not eat noodles and rice, let's not drink beer, let's not play games while shopping, and hope to tell each other and implement them seriously!

Second, the funny circle of friends on March 8 Women's Day

1, love and happiness are linked, health and happiness are linked, beauty is close to tenderness, and smile is related to mood. Your happiness is my greatest concern. I wish you always young and charming, and happy Women's Day!

2. Thank God, thank the earth, thank the women compatriots for their hard work, thank the wind, thank the rain, thank women for raising children, thank you, thank you for respecting women for forwarding this message, happy Women's Day, and humorous greetings on Women's Day.

On behalf of the local government and the central government, I would like to extend my cordial greetings to the vast number of wire piles, Chinese cabbage in spring, watermelon seedlings in summer, spinach soup in autumn and vegetable baskets in winter. I wish you a happy March 8th in advance!

3, March 8 Women's Day funny circle of friends

1, gentle and virtuous at home, indestructible outside; Get a kitchen at home and a hallway outside; Hard-working at home, smart and capable outside; Covering the sky with one hand at home and being alone outside-this is the heroic image of women today. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you happiness!

2. Don't let busyness fill your life. Work takes up your space, trifles take up your time, and you don't have time to catch your breath. Today is Women's Day. Remember to rest more and take care of yourself.

3. New regulations on Women's Day: men work overtime and women rest, men cook and women walk, men give gifts and women receive them, and men buckle wallets and women receive them-I wish you a happy holiday and always be healthy and beautiful!

The above is what I introduced to you. It was sent by all women on Women's Day on March 8th. It was very funny and humorous. I hope I can help all women! It's funny that these humorous friends talk about copywriting! It will definitely attract people's attention in the circle of friends! Have you collected all these funny friends circle copybooks on March 8 Women's Day?

It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your fate, can I climb two less so that I can catch up with you early and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent. I wish you a happy Women's Day! !

Second, send a woman a book: eat well, but don't eat too much; Do a good job, but don't be too tired; Don't sleep late, but rest can't be less; Friends can contact less, but don't forget; Send a message to say hello, and wish March 8 a happy and trouble-free day.

The source of my happiness is your charming smile, your beautiful voice is my exciting heartbeat, the scenery in my dream is my graceful figure, and your eternal happiness is my eternal prayer. Have a happy day! Women's day greetings

Fourth, in the special Women's Day, I hope you will have less troubles, lose weight, have more beautiful people, have more attractive people, win more money for playing mahjong, and of course-? Talk less, hee hee ~ ~ ~ Happy Beauty Festival.

I ordered 30,000 yuan jewelry for you online. I wish you a happy March 8th! They will send you jewelry and invoices ... Oh, I forgot, this 30,000 yuan is from you.

Honey, enjoy your holiday. Today, I took milk to feed my baby, bought food and cooked, washed dishes and mopped the floor, massaged and made bath water. Do you mind money? My vault is losing money like Citibank, so keep injecting capital!

People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more windows, the brighter the house. I would like to be your biggest window facing the sun: spring is blooming, autumn is crisp, summer is cool and winter is warm. Happy March 8th!

Season's greetings and blessings to the outstanding female compatriots who have been fighting for a long time in fitting rooms, western restaurants, coffee shops, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, shopping, full of charm and controlling their husbands' wallets! Happy March 8th!

Nine, women spend twenty-one and thirty melons, forty is hotter, fifty is chic, sixty is a good mother, seventy is a master, and eighty or ninety is the best. March 8 Women's Day, I wish my female compatriots a happy holiday and stay young forever!

Ten, give you a little color and you will start to shine, give you a little oil and you will be fat, give you a rose and you will be dizzy, give you a greeting and you will be elated, and give you a blessing and you will not know where to go. Wish you a happy holiday!

I'll give you a car on 1 1 month 1 1 day and March 8, and then you can drive it to work. However, you must sacrifice your bicycle wheels and bed board. I will take care of the animals pulling carts. Do you like donkeys or horses?

When the wind blows, I am thinking of you! When the moon is full, I am thinking of you! When today comes, I miss you again. Happy March 8th!

Thirteen, in this day that belongs to women, I have something to say to you, which I have always wanted to say to you, and that is-I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

Fourteen, "A good woman is a mountain, dignified and generous; A good woman is water, tender; A good woman is a book full of wisdom; Good women are safe and reliable ports. I wish a happy Women's Day! "

Fifteen, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. _ Wife, Happy Women's Day!

16. I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this SMS as an experiment. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours! I wish you a happy Women's Day! !

17. Don't scream on Women's Day, you are not Wei Yixiao; Don't jump on March 8th, and you are not a little dragon girl. Don't make trouble, you can't learn bones and claws; You wait well on March 8, and good wishes are sent to you.

18. It arrived on March 8th. I wish you: beautiful as a fairy, happy as a fairy! Oh, dear, why did you say it was off course? Are you a man howling? Then, I wish you a happy cry on March 8!

Nineteen, maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

Honey, I gained three pounds under your care. That necklace is a little tight. Women's Day is coming, please buy me a new necklace with a length of 3 kg.

2 1. May all the monks grow hair for you, all the princes call for you, all the handsome guys send flowers for you, and all the men become fools for you when the March 8th Festival comes! I wish the beautiful women who want to read the information a happy holiday! ! !