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Peacock flying southeast script (beautiful love tragedy version, not funny. ) hate hate hate.

This is the best version I have ever used, following the original, without spoofing.

First act

Narrator: This is a tearful love story. According to legend, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, the wife of a small official in Lujiang Prefecture was driven back to her hometown by Jiao's mother. However, she swore to Jiao Zhongqing that she would never part. But things didn't go according to people's wishes. After Lan Zhi returned to her family, her mother forced her to remarry, and she decided to die to protect this loyal love. When Jiao Zhongqing learned that Lan Zhi was dead, he hanged himself from a tree in his yard.

Narrator: Before dawn, Lan Zhi was weaving in front of the machine. Hearing the cock crow, he got up to relax his muscles, but unfortunately he was caught by the burnt wood.

(Lan Zhi is absorbed in knitting. After a while, the cock crowed. Lan Zhi held out his hand, got up and walked around. It's a pity that burnt wood just walked in)

Jiao Mu: Lan Zhi, it's still early. What about knitting?

(Lan Zhi comes forward to help Jiao Mu)

Lan Zhi: Yes, Mom.

Jiao Mu: Well, diligence is good, but I'm not talking about you, Lan Zhi. You have to have a knitting look. You should sit there and knit carefully, and you can't be lazy whenever you have time. Can that kind of cloth be woven?

Lan Zhi: Yes, Mom, Lan Zhi knew his mistake, and Lan Zhi followed his mother's instructions.

Jiao Mu: You have a good mouth. Show me the cloth you knitted.

(Lan Zhi hurriedly handed JiaoMu with cloth hands, JiaoMu looked contemptuously, surly. )

Jiao Mu: What are you knitting? What color is this! This texture! How dare you wear it to meet people!

Lan Zhi: Yes, Mom, Lan Zhi knows the mistake.

Jiao Mu: How many pieces of cloth have you knitted these days?

Lan Zhi: Back to my mother, I knitted five horses in three days.

Jiao Mu: You knitted five pieces of cloth in three days. You've been in my house for so long, and you've made no progress! It's right to call yourself lazy!

Lan Zhi: Yes, Mom, Lan Zhi can't satisfy her.

Jiao Mu: I'm not satisfied. What's the use of keeping a daughter-in-law like you You can knit for me right here! Then don't go!

(Jiaomu gets up and goes out, and Lan Zhi quickly steps forward and helps to the door, giving Lan Zhi a white Jiaomu).

Jiao Mu: Don't knit it for me quickly!

Lan Zhi sat down and sighed deeply.

Act ii

Narrator: When Jiao Zhongqing came home from official business, Lan Zhi greeted him with a smile, but his heart was full of pain. So, Lan Zhi told Zhong Qing about his distress.

Lan Zhi embroidered on the bed and Zhong Qing came into the room. Lan Zhi immediately put down his needlework and stood up to meet "xianggong". Zhong Qing sat on the bed, Lan Zhi stood by and poured Zhong Qing water. Zhong Qing looked at Lan Zhi's embroidery and looked guilty.

Zhong Qing: What you embroidered here is a mandarin duck. Recently, I have been too busy with official business to go home to visit my mother and you. It's really my fault to leave you alone.

Lan Zhi handed his sailor to Zhong Qing and hit Zhong Qing on the shoulder.

Lan Zhi: "Xianggong, what are you talking about? A man should put his career first. How is everything recently?

Zhong Qing: Well, I'm fine, but I'm a little tired. How do you get along with your mother at home?

When Lan Zhi heard this, he stopped his action, and his eyes were full of tears.

Zhong Qing: Lan Zhi, what are you ... Did your mother deliberately embarrass you again?

Lan Zhi: No, no, it's not that my mother is embarrassed, but that Lan Zhi doesn't deserve me to be your daughter-in-law.

Zhong Qing quickly got up and helped Lan Zhi to sit down.

Zhong Qing: Where did you say that?

Lan Zhi: My mother is very strict with me. At the age of thirteen, I was able to knit a beautiful Bai Juan. When I was fourteen, I learned to cut clothes. I learned to play cricket when I was fifteen. When I was sixteen, I could read poetry. But I still failed to satisfy my mother-in-law. I got up before dawn and knitted five silks in three days, but my mother-in-law still thinks I am slow in knitting. I became your wife when I was seventeen years old, and I was congenial to you, but sometimes I still feel sad. But it's all my fault, but I'm not good enough. As your daughter-in-law, I'm really incompetent! Since I can't work for your family, it's no use keeping it for nothing. My mother-in-law had the idea of taking care of me very early. Xianggong, you can tell your mother-in-law now and let her get rid of me as soon as possible!

Zhong Qing thought for a moment, shook his head and sighed.

Zhong Qing: I can't make my mother feel sorry for you. I have to pay tribute to my mother tomorrow morning. I will discuss it with her. You don't have to blame yourself. It's not your fault. It is getting late. Take a break.

Act iii

Narrator: After listening to Lan Zhi last night, Jiao Zhongqing wanted to have a good talk with his mother the next morning. It will only arouse mother's anger.

Zhong Qing walked into the room and went to his mother.

Zhong Qing: My child has paid tribute to his mother. She has been busy in the government recently. How is her mother?

Jiao Mu saw Zhong Qing with a smile on his face.

Jiao Mu: Good! All right! I haven't seen you lose a lot of weight in a few days, but take care of yourself.

Zhong Qing: Yes, Mom, since the baby has gone home, Lan Zhi will take good care of it, so don't disturb her.

Jiao mother changed her face as soon as she heard it, and she was so angry that she stopped playing.

Jiao Mu: Your daughter-in-law can't even knit a cloth. Who will she take care of there? When I mentioned her, I was angry ... (caressing my chest) It didn't go well!

Zhong Qing: Mother said a lot, which is why the child came here. The child doesn't have a life of high officials and rich people. Fortunately, he was able to marry such a virtuous and capable wife. After marriage, he has been in love with life and agreed to stay underground together after death. We have been together for less than two or three years, and life has just begun. It won't be long. The child thinks there is nothing wrong with Lan Zhi's behavior. Where did he expect his mother to be dissatisfied?

Jiao Mu has an incomprehensible expression.

Jiao Mu: My child! Don't be so shortsighted! How can she be said to be innocent? Look at her. Where is her manners? Everything is self-assertion! (Expression becomes gentle) Do you know? The girl named Qin Luofu next door is very virtuous and dignified, and she is a lovely and generous beauty! I think, find a matchmaker to help you talk about it another day! Send Liu Lanzhi away before it's too late. Don't keep her!

Zhong Qing: How can my mother say that about Lan Zhi? My child has said that in this life, she only loves Lan Zhi, and even if she dies, she needs the company of the underworld. Therefore, my mother should take back her words of mourning for Lan Zhi. If Lan Zhi gets divorced, my children would rather not have it for life! "

Jiao Mu listened to Zhong Qing. He banged his fist on the table, lost his temper and cursed.

Jiao Mu: You have lost all the rules with Liu Lanzhi! How dare you help your wife! I have no affection for her, and I can never agree to your request. This Liu Lanzhi must rest!

Zhong Qing awkward and sighed deeply.

Zhong Qing: I know, but I'm excused.

Act IV

Narrator: Jiao Zhongqing was forced to take Lan Zhi home full of sadness, and Lan Zhi was heartbroken.

Lan Zhi embroidered on the bed and Zhong Qing came into the room. Lan Zhi immediately put down his needlework and stood up to meet "xianggong". Zhong Qing sat on the bed and Lan Zhi stood by.

Zhong Qing: Please sit down, Lan Zhi.

Lan Zhi sat down, bowed their heads and said nothing.

Zhong Qing: I looked for my mother just now, but she still won't change her mind. I didn't want to send you away, but my mother forced me, and I was really embarrassed. Go back to your parents' house for a while. In a few days, I will go back to the Taishoufu to handle affairs. I will definitely come back soon, and I will definitely pick you up when I come back. For this, you will be wronged. But believe me, I will definitely pick you up.

Lan Zhi: Don't bother! I remember that at the end of that winter, when I left my mother's house to marry you, I waited on her and always obeyed her mother-in-law's will. How dare I make my own decision? I work hard day and night, suffer from loneliness, and want to serve my mother-in-law and you all my life. But I was driven away after all. How can I come back to your house? I have an embroidered waist-length coat, a double bucket made of red yarn, sachets hanging at four corners, and sixty or seventy boxes for clothes. I'm cheap and worthless, and I don't deserve to take it to see your future remarried wife. I won't see you again. Please keep it as a souvenir. I hope you will never forget me.

Zhong Qing: Madam, where did you say that? You must believe me, I'll take you back to my house as soon as it's over!

Lan Zhi remained silent, sighed and cried silently.

Act v

Narrator: The next morning, I wanted to say goodbye to Jiao's family. This morning, she dressed herself up and wore an embroidered double skirt. Every time she wears a dress, she has to change it several times. She wore silk shoes under her feet, glittering ornaments on her head, white silks and satins around her waist, shining like water waves, earrings made of bright moon beads on her ears, slender fingers as white as sharpened onion roots, and ruddy lips as rubies. It's exquisite and beautiful, really unique and beautiful.

Liu Lanzhi went to the hall to see Jiao Mu, who looked her up and down contemptuously.

Lan Zhi: Mom, Lan Zhi is going home today, so I want to say goodbye to her. In recent years, you have been patiently teaching me to be a good wife. It's a pity that I'm stupid and have no luck to continue to be Jiao's daughter-in-law.

Jiao Mu: Although you can't be my daughter-in-law, you are still very filial on weekdays. When you go back, I will find you a good husband's family.

Lan Zhi: Lan Zhi thanked her mother for her concern.

Jiao Mu: In that case, it's hard for me to stay. You go ahead.

Lan Zhi: Yes, Mom, I wish you a long and healthy life. Lan Zhi is leaving now.

Lan Zhi went out and bumped into her sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law: Sister-in-law Lan Zhi, I heard everything. I really wronged you.

Lan Zhi silently wiped her tears and remained silent. Sister-in-law dragged Lan Zhi back to the house.

Sister-in-law: How could my mother misunderstand you like this? Come on, I'll take you to my mother and talk about it. My mother loves me the most on weekdays.

Lan Zhi: water under the bridge. How can I go back? When I first came to your house, my sister-in-law just learned to walk in bed. Today, I was kicked out. My sister-in-law is as tall as me. You must dedicate yourself to your mother, serve her well, and don't forget me when you play.

Sister-in-law released her hand with tears in her eyes.

Sister-in-law: Yes, Sister-in-law, how could I forget you? Don't worry, my brother will pick you up!

Zhong Qing accompanied Lan Zhi out of the house.

Lan Zhi: Let's put it here.

Zhong Qing: I swear I'll get you back. Go back to your parents' house for a while. I'm going to Lujiang Prefecture for the time being, and I'll come back to pick you up soon. I swear to God, I will never be sorry for you.

Lan Zhi: I'm very satisfied with what you said. Don't mention taking me back. Your husband is a stone, and my concubine is Pu Wei, who is as silky as silk, and the stone does not move. When I think about the future, I feel that I am suffering.

The two raised their hands to say goodbye, disappointed and reluctant to go.

Act VI

Narrator: When Lan Zhi was taken home, Lan Zhi's mother felt incredible, and both mother and daughter were deeply saddened.

Lan Zhi looked at the door, in a dilemma. Finally got in. Mother Lan is sitting in the classroom drinking tea. When she saw Lan Zhi, she was shocked and angry!

Lamb: Why are you back!

Lan Zhi: My daughter is unfilial and sent home by her husband's family.

Lan Mu: You ... you ... you tell me where to put this old face! ! !

Blue mother beat her chest and sat down.

Lamb: I taught you to spin at the age of thirteen, cut clothes at the age of fourteen, play cricket at the age of fifteen, learn manners at the age of sixteen, and get you married at the age of seventeen. I always thought you wouldn't make any mistakes. What unforgivable mistake have you made? No one called, and I came back!

Lan Zhi burst into tears.

Lan Zhi: There's really nothing wrong with my daughter. I am really incompetent as the daughter-in-law of his Jiao family!

Lan Mu: Hey … what is this … what is this to do! Go back to rest first.

Act VII

Narrator: Although Lan Zhi was sent back to her parents' home, someone proposed to her within ten days, which made Lan Zhi in a dilemma.

Lan Zhi serves his mother.

Maid: Madam, a matchmaker wants to see you.

Let him in.

The maid brought the matchmaker in.

Matchmaker: Good news. The county magistrate has a third son. He is beautiful and elegant, unique in the world. He is only eighteen or nineteen years old, eloquent and capable. Do you want to ... ...

Lamb: What do you think, Lan Zhi?

Lan Zhi: When Lan Zhi came back, he and Zhong Qing vowed never to part. Daughter doesn't want to violate friendship. Let's talk about it later.

Lan Mu: The daughter of our poor family was taken back to her family soon after she got married. She can't be the wife of a government official, how can she be worthy of the son of grandpa in the county? You can find another woman with a good family and forget about it.

The matchmaker glanced at Lan Zhi.

Matchmaker: I'm not talking about you. Why is Lan Zhi also a woman in mourning? You don't even want to come to your house with such a good marriage. This Lanzhi can really stay at home for a lifetime!

Lamb: Hey, let her go. It's a waste of time for you to come today.

Narrator: A few days after the county magistrate's matchmaker left, the county magistrate quickly sent an army to propose marriage.

Maid: Madam, Chief Cheng Jun wants to see you.

Let him in.

Cheng Jun: Good news! You are a true ancestor! There is a five-childe in the Taishou family, who is beautiful and elegant. He's not married yet. This time, you really have to think about it. After this village, there is no such shop!

Lamb: Hey ... My daughter took an oath before. How dare I tell her about remarriage, old woman?

Cheng Jun: Your daughter's infatuation is very good, but don't delay yourself!

Lamb: I'm really sorry to bother you again.

Cheng Jun: That's easy to say, but I still have to advise you. Don't miss such a good marriage. What does she know?

Mu Lan gave money to the matchmaker.

Lamb: I'll persuade her again. This is a token of my appreciation, so I won't send it.

Lan's mother thought about it and called her brother again.

Lamb: Go! Call young master!

Brother: My mother asked me what I wanted?

Lan Mu: Everyone has come to propose again, this time it is the fifth son of the Taishou family.

Brother: Mom, you are just too soft-hearted. This kind of thing can't come from her temper. Well, don't worry. I'll leave it to you.

Act VIII

Narrator: When Lan Zhi's brother heard that Taishou's proposal was rejected, he was very excited and suggested his sister get married. Lan Zhi was forced to agree, and his heart ached like a wringer.

Brother pushed the door and came in. Lan Zhi immediately put down his needlework, stood up and sat his brother down.

Brother: I've heard all about you! Why do you think things don't go through your head! Don't think that our family can support you for life! Last time, I married a small official, but this time I married five sons of the satrap, which is simply a heaven and an underground. Don't you dare say no, what are you going to do in the future!

Lan Zhi: Just like my brother said. Now that I have been taken home, how can I handle it completely according to my brother's suggestion? How dare I make my own decisions? Although Zhong Qing and I made an oath, I never had a chance to see him again. You should promise Taishou this marriage at once, and I am willing to marry him.

Brother: That's right! My good sister! Everyone is also good for you!

Act IX

Narrator: The satrap was so happy when he heard that the marriage was successful.

Chengjun rushed in.

Cheng Jun: Good news! Good news! The Liu family agreed to this marriage!

Taishou: Well ... it's done. You did a good job. This time, I want to remember your first class merit!

Jun cheng: I thanked the satrap, but this wedding day ...

Taishou: Wang Junbin played it himself.

Cheng Jun: Yes, yes, that's it, that's it.

Narrator: The wedding preparations were spectacular. Wedding people come and go, just like clouds in the sky. The boat with wedding supplies is painted with patterns of bluebirds and white swans, and flags embroidered with dragons are hung at the four corners, gently floating in the wind. The wheels of the golden cart are inlaid with white jade, and the green horse moves slowly. Saddle with colorful tassels hanging around it and gold ornaments engraved below. Gift 3 million, all wearing blue silk thread, 300 pieces of silks and satins of various colors, delicacies purchased from Guangzhou and Jiaozhou. Followed by four or five hundred people, happily came to Lujiang county government. But the Liu family is not lively.

Mother came in while Lan Zhi was embroidering.

Lamb: I've just received a letter from the prefect. I'll see you tomorrow. Why don't you make clothes? Don't let the marriage fail! "

Lan Zhi was silent, covered her mouth with a towel and cried, tears streaming down like water.

Lan Zhi: Yes, my daughter has been neglected. My daughter will do it.

Lamb: I'm relieved. Then I'll go first.

Lan Zhi: Yes, Lan Zhi won't.

Narrator: Lan Zhi holds scissors and ruler in his left hand and silk in his right. In a short time, he made an embroidered double skirt, and in the evening, he made a light coat.

Act 10

Narrator: Jiao Zhongqing heard this change, so he took a leave of absence and came back temporarily. He went to Lan Zhi's home, two or three miles away. People are sad and horses are singing. Lan Zhi was familiar with the horses' hooves of officials and ran briskly to meet him.

Lan Zhi: Since you left me, personnel changes have been so fickle! My mother and brother have betrothed me to someone else. What hope can there be to come back? "

Zhong Qing: I've come to congratulate you on your promotion! My rock is square and firm, which can be stored for thousands of years, while Puwei is flexible for a while and can only be stored in the morning and evening. You will get richer and richer day by day. As for me, let me go to hell alone!

Lan Zhi: How can you say such a thing! We are all persecuted, so are you, so am I, so let's meet underground! Don't break today's oath! "

Act 1 1

Narrator: The living say goodbye on their deathbed. Where can the resentment in their hearts be exhausted? When Jiao Zhongqing came home, Hall visited his mother and said goodbye to her.

Zhong Qing: It's windy and cold today. The cold wind destroyed trees and the white orchids in the yard were covered with thick frost. My son is like a sunset now, which makes my mother lonely in the future. I made such a bad plan on purpose. Stop hating ghosts and gods! May you live longer than Nanshan! "

Mother Jiao heard her son's words, and tears flowed down with the sound.

Jiao Mu: You are the son of a noble family, and you hold an important position among the big officials. Don't try to die for a woman. You are different from her. How can it be fickle to divorce her? There is a virtuous woman in the East, whose beauty is famous both inside and outside the city. I propose for you, and sooner or later there will be an answer.

Zhong Qing: You still don't understand. ...

Jiao Zhongqing made two deep bows to his mother and then went back to his room.

Act XII

Narrator: On the day of Lan Zhi's wedding in Ma Si, Niu Jiao, Liu Lanzhi walked into the wedding green tent. After the dark dusk, people began to have a quiet rest. Lan Zhi walked to the shore and jumped into the clear pool. When Jiao Zhongqing heard that Liu Lanzhi committed suicide by drowning, he knew in his heart that he would leave Liu Lanzhi forever. He lingered under a tree in the yard for a while, and then hanged himself on a branch in the southeast.

Lan Zhi: Today my life is over and my soul is leaving. Let this body stay on the earth for a long time ...

Zhong Qing lingered under the tree.

At the same time: the monarch is a rock, the concubine is a reed, the reed is like silk, and the rock is not adjusted.

Suicide at the same time.

End of curtain

Narrator: After he died, Jiao and Liu asked to be buried together, so they were buried together next to Huashan Mountain. Pines and cypresses are planted on both sides of the tomb, and phoenix trees are planted on both sides of the tomb. Branches cover each other and leaves are connected with each other. There are a pair of birds in the tree. Their names are Yuanyang. They looked up and cried at each other, calling to the fifth watch every night. Pedestrians stopped to listen, and the widow heard. She got out of bed and was very upset. Here, I advise future generations to take this as a lesson and not forget it!