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Who knows the lyrics of Laoshan Taoist?

The lyrics of Laoshan Taoist are as follows:

If you want to learn kung fu and practice magic, you must conquer this mountain road first.

The songs, melodies and rhymes I recorded at the customs clearance in San Guan are all in my mind.

Look at me turning stones into gold, saying that black is white.

Go through the wall with your body. Please arrest me at will.

Words flow from your mouth to your ears.

This feeling stimulates the whole body like being touched by the opposite sex.

Find yourself and capture the truest voice.

The most intense action, fresh auditory shock and temptation.

I brought the moon when we got together at night.

Chang 'e took off her clothes when I played music.

Show off new moves and cook delicious food on the table.

Squint your eyes and enjoy wine and words slowly.

Keep swinging. You want to rap like me.

The fairy who can rap turns words into gold coins.

Teach you to walk through walls, Wang Qi. Look carefully.

Do not move. Trapped by evil thoughts, the abduction mantra is memorized by heart.