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What kind of experience is girlfriend's foot odor?
My job is an inspector in the factory. Almost all factories are women workers. I can say that a calf ran out of the flock. They work in three shifts, at 2 pm. Some female workers left home after work, and my laboratory became a temporary lounge. Whenever a woman leaves, she cleans the room. One day, I entered the laboratory as usual, and I almost smoked it as soon as I entered the door. The room smells bad, and there is no foot odor. I almost threw up. I quickly opened the doors and windows and sprayed some disinfectant. When I put on my white coat, I found that the source of the smell was here. Oh, my God, who ruined my work clothes? I threw it into the trash can with my white coat. I called the workshop director last night and asked her who was in the lab last night and why it smelled so bad. The workshop director said it was a new female worker, tall and beautiful. Last night, they were resting in the laboratory. The woman worker wants to take off her shoes and lie down for a while. As soon as she took off her sneakers, she couldn't stand the smell of cigarettes from other female workers. She quickly covered it with my work clothes. I don't know. The smell is too high for the women workers. Let her put on her shoes. I don't know why. I took another look at the woman worker that day. It's really beautiful. I didn't expect such a beautiful girl's feet to stink. I was convinced.
Then let me tell you what it feels like to have my sister's smelly feet! The minute I go home to change my shoes and slippers every day, I feel like I fell into the toilet. I just want to kick her out! ! I have to urge her to wash her feet every day. I am bored to death. I don't understand why girls don't like cleanliness so much! If it's not my own sister, I want to get rid of her! So the problem of my girlfriend's smelly feet … either you endure it or she changes it, otherwise it won't work. It stinks. I can't persist.
Girlfriend, Tongchuan native, writes well, beautiful and meaningful, without losing her personality. She is not tall and has short hair. I finally turned her from reality into imagination.
At that time, she always sweated on her feet, but I didn't think so. She likes to wear jeans, and she likes to wear cropped pants in spring and autumn. Pants were not popular or even avant-garde in those days.
She likes to wear these black slacks with a pair of flat-bottomed pointed shoes, and likes to put lavender in the closet. When hugging, she always gives off the fragrance of lavender.
In addition to denim tops, she also likes to wear pink and blue sweaters with soft short hair, which is very pleasing to the eye.
I always think of such a girlfriend in the huge playground, beside the rock stream of Cuihua Mountain and under the foggy Qinling Mountains. Before going home on holiday, she always asks me what I want to eat, and I'll bring it for you when I go home.
My girlfriend has a habit. The biggest habit is to buy all kinds of hand cream to wipe your hands. One hand is soft and moist, slender and slender, and the play can be broken. Holding these hands and thinking about them, you can go back to the crisp chord bell era of Nokia and Sony Ericsson.
My girlfriend is smiling and her voice is crisp, but she takes off her socks every time she washes her feet, and the insole of the pointed small leather shoes is very wet. In autumn and winter, she changed her sports shoes. No matter the texture of sports shoes and socks, it is difficult to hide a smell.
According to the truth, men generally have smelly feet, but women don't. When he took off his shoes and socks, the soles of non-cotton socks were always wet and smelled bad.
The soles are wet, too. No matter the quality of shoes and socks, the smell on my girlfriend's feet at that time, like an armpit of a personality, always exudes a smell.
She washes her feet every day and takes a bath in the school bathroom almost every other day, but the smell of foot odor always exists. She even uses a mini folding hair dryer to dry socks and shoes every morning.
But it still smells at the end of the day. My girlfriend has a habit, which is particularly interesting. Most people may also have this habit.
Every time my girlfriend washes her feet, she likes to throw her socks in the washing water, rub them with laundry soap and finally wash them under the tap.
This habit is also waste utilization, especially in winter, which can be said to be a small coup for killing two birds with one stone, without wasting water and saving trouble.
However, it is especially interesting when a girlfriend needs a manicure after soaking her feet. She will trim her toenails carefully, but she will put the trimmed toenails under her nose and smell them every time after trimming.
If there is a smell, she will continue to soak her feet in a pot of hot water and carefully clean her toes. If the floc of knitted socks Mao Mao enters the gap between her toenails, she will also clean it with a bamboo toothpick.
However, this may be natural. As long as the girlfriend wears small leather shoes with PU leather or even sports shoes, there will always be a smell on her feet at the end of the day, which is also very annoying.
Even though she washed her feet every night, put toilet water and salt in the footbath, and even soaked her feet with ginger and pepper, she still didn't get rid of excessive beriberi.
So that she finally used a waste toothbrush, brushing her toenails with a toothbrush after soaking her feet every day, or washing her feet with shower gel and soap, which still didn't help.
This gave her a headache. She also knows that, generally speaking, women's feet will sweat, but rarely have such a heavy smell. She also discussed this matter with me before, and I joked that ancient women were all three inches golden lotus. Are your feet big?
I regretted it when I finished, and my girlfriend also pulled her face down and became angry for a long time. I have to say that my girlfriend's feet are particularly love sweating. Although they smell big, they look soft and pink.
Seriously, I washed her feet and wanted to see what caused the smell of this beautiful woman's feet.
I asked her, what's your next move after you finish your feet every time? She said you went straight to bed. I said you didn't continue to wash your hands after washing your feet? She said no.
Many years later, my second girlfriend, who is quite clean, said that I must dry my feet every time I wash them. If I don't dry them, I'll get beriberi. Even if I dry my feet, I'll wash my hands no matter how busy and tired I am, otherwise it won't taste good.
Talk too much. Go back to your first girlfriend.
According to the truth, as long as you wash your feet frequently, change your socks and shoes frequently, your feet generally won't stink. It's the smell of fermentation in a closed space, just like people haven't been to the toilet for a long time, and once you go to the toilet, the smell will linger for three days.
But I found that my girlfriend's footsteps were different from ordinary people's, and she seemed to be sweating. Once she sweats too much, at the end of the day, if her shoes are stuffy and airtight, they will smell more or less.
This is also the reason why he likes to wear shallow shoes later.
I still remember that year, she was very lively and careless, and she liked to pour foot washing water on me. Before washing her feet, she threw the dragged socks on me and asked me to pour her foot washing water or wash her socks.
She laughs and laughs, too, and doesn't care. I said your feet stink, and she finally stopped listening. A pillow will be thrown at me, and then she will lie on the bed and turn over.
Now that I think about it, the time has passed 19, flash 19, she is no longer my girlfriend, she has married a woman. It is said that she divorced after marriage.
For 20 years, I always think of my ex-girlfriend when I am in high spirits. She has a slim figure and beautiful handwriting.
For 20 years, I never contacted her again, and she never contacted me again. The graduation class under Cuihua Mountain, once dreamed of reunion, has never been realized.
I still remember Guanzhong at the turn of the century, it was so cold in winter, there was no radiator, and all I breathed was white fog. At that time, "Let's Talk" just appeared on the street, "PHS" mobile phones were popular, and "Internet cafes" were experiencing its most glorious era.
It was still the era of green leather cars. I had such a girlfriend who took me to eat most of Shaanxi noodles and showed me the Terracotta Warriors and Horses in Lintong. Actually, I have no problem with her feet in love sweating, but I have the atmosphere of rural children playing around.
Many years later, when I was nearly 40 years old, I went on a business trip, stayed in a hotel and watched TV, and accidentally saw a children's film. The whole movie is a dialogue in Guanzhong dialect. That movie is called "There is a Good Place in the Tree", and my girlfriend is very similar to the teacher Fendi in the movie.
From this, I thought of the lavender scent on her body, the laughter of throwing socks at me after washing your feet, and the scene when I told her that your feet were suffocating.
After watching it, the vocal music at the end of the film reminded me that with Zhao Lei's singing, my tears flowed silently. It was not until the tears spread to the corners of my mouth that I realized that there is only one youth, and there is also one young lover. If you miss it, you will never come back.
(Remember my first girlfriend?)
Let's not talk about girls, but talk about my son's classmates in the building before me. How smelly are this boy's feet? I'm so fucking afraid to stay at work. Before going to bed, she wrapped his feet in two layers of plastic bags. The next morning, his mother had to go out before she dared to let him take off the plastic bag on his feet.
What a woman's feet taste like depends on whether you like her or not. As long as you like her, her feet are fragrant. If you don't like her, her feet stink, so the smell depends not on her feet, but on your own likes and dislikes.
This is actually something I don't fucking want to talk about. It's cold. I want to go out with my sister in the northeast. At this time, girls will look good in black boots, which are the kind of hair-turning. Sister's long legs will definitely not miss a good opportunity to show her figure. Go back and forth to the mall from 10 in the morning to 8: 00 in the evening. At menstruation's house, slippers are not advanced. After all, we ate at the mall and didn't sit in the northeast room together. It's all hot inside, and I'm tired thinking about floor heating. I opened the window and my sister sat on the sofa nearest to the window. I don't smell the air circulating on the tuyere. When the window of the restaurant is closed, I feel uncomfortable all over. I smell sour. I almost died. 10 Go downstairs, and there are security guards on the separate stairs. He said he didn't know whose house this was. He closed the unit door. I didn't expect to go back by car at that time. When I got home, I remembered that my sister's smelly feet on the tuyere had gone downstairs. The security guard didn't dare to shout and asked me if my head was so hot because of face. !
Just stick to it every day [angry] [angry] [angry]
Indulging in danger is like taking drugs.
Going to the women's dormitory in those days really smelled like smelly feet. In fact, how you feel depends on whether you are interested in each other or not. I went with my comrades-in-arms (they got married after leaving the army), and there were no girls I liked in this dormitory, so I didn't think it tasted good.
If you love your girlfriend, wash her feet every day; If you don't love your girlfriend, you should wash her feet every day, because those big feet that smell like rotten eggs and sewers are really killing me [dizzy]
Everyone hides all the ugly handsome men, and vice versa. Girlfriend should have looks, looks, height, gentleness and kindness. Besides smelly feet, she is really a perfect girl. At the beginning, my girlfriend once sat cross-legged on the sofa while applying medicine on her big feet, and said with great power, "There are many people chasing me, or I would be your girlfriend if my feet stink!" Indeed, I am a diaosi passerby. People say I have such a girlfriend who won the prize, but I don't know that I am influenced by my girlfriend's smelly feet every day. I have been on and off with her several times, all because of her smelly feet.
Later, I didn't know what medicine was used, and her feet magically stopped stinking, but at that time she had married me and had a son. Now when you get angry, you say, if it weren't for your smelly feet, how could you be planted in the hands of you two smelly men [yi tooth]
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