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My dog has been gone for three months, but I still miss it every day.

Dog's will Eugene? O 'Neill/1936 translated by Nobel Prize in Literature winner Li.

My name is Silvidan? Amber. O 'Neill, as well as my family, friends and people who know me, call me Brighton.

The burden of aging and the pain of magical diseases make me realize that I have come to the end of my life, so I will bury my last feelings and will in my master's heart. It was not until I died that he suddenly discovered that these feelings and wills were buried in a corner of his heart. When he is lonely, he may think of me. However, at that moment, he suddenly felt the contents of this will. I hope he can remember this as a memorial to me.

I can't leave anything substantial. I didn't leave any materials. ) In fact, we are smarter than humans. We don't collect some messy things in a big warehouse, we don't waste time storing money, and we don't disturb our sleep in order to keep what we have or get what we don't have.

I have nothing of value left to others except love and trust. I leave these to all those who love me, especially my host and hostess, and I know they will express their deepest condolences for my departure.

I hope my host and hostess can keep me in mind, but don't grieve for me for too long. In my lifetime, I will try my best to add some joy and joy to their lonely and sad lives, but the thought that my death will bring them sorrow makes me miserable.

I want them to know that no dog has ever lived as happily as I do, all because of their love for me. Now I am old, blind, deaf and lame, and even my original keen sense of smell has lost. Now, even if a rabbit walks around under my nose, I don't realize that my dignity has disappeared in illness and aging. This is an inexplicable shame, and life seems to mock my sense of powerlessness. I know I should say goodbye to you before I get sick and become a burden to myself and all those who love me.

My sadness comes from leaving the person I love, not death. Dogs are not as afraid of death as people. We accept that death is a part of life, not a terrible soul that destroys life. Who knows what will happen after death?

I'd rather believe this is heaven. There, everyone is young and full. There are wonderful and interesting things happening there every day. We can enjoy delicious food anytime.

In every long night, there are countless fireplaces that never go out, and the burning firewood rises one by one, flashing the light of the flame. We dozed off wearily and entered a sweet dream. The dream will reproduce our heroic times on earth and our infinite love for the host and hostess.

It is really difficult for us to predict the date of death, but there must be peace and tranquility before death. Give an old and tired body and mind a peaceful and long-term resting place, and let me sleep in the world. I have enjoyed enough love, and this will be my perfect home.

I have one last sincere prayer. I once heard the hostess say, "I will never have a dog again after Brighton's death." I love him so much that I can't pour this feeling into other dogs. "

Now I'm going to beg her for another dog! Give me all your love. Never having a dog again will not aggravate her memory of me.

I hope I can feel that once I am in this family, I will never leave the dog again.

I am by no means the kind of narrow-minded and jealous dog. I have always thought that most dogs are kind.

My successor should be as versatile, personable, outstanding and handsome as I was when I was young. My host and hostess can't force it to do the impossible.

But it will try its best to do everything best, it will! Of course, it will also have some inevitable defects, which others will always compare with me, but it will help them keep my memory as new.

Leave it with my collar, belt, coat and raincoat. People used to watch me wear these things with envy. Although he can never be as handsome as me, I am convinced that he will try his best not to act like a clumsy dog who has never seen the world.

On this ranch, it may prove itself worthy of being comparable to me in some ways. I think, at least when chasing Lopunny, it will definitely perform better than when I was old. Although it has many irreparable shortcomings, I still hope it can live happily in my hometown.

Dear host and hostess, this is my last request to say goodbye.

At any time, if you visit me at my grave, take advantage of the long and happy memories of my life with you.

Please say to yourself in a bittersweet tone: "Here are friends who love us and love us."

No matter how deep I sleep, I can still hear your call, and all death can't stop me from wagging my tail happily for you.

Look at this. That's great. This also makes us human beings very small. . . . . . No matter how deep I sleep, I can still hear your call, and all death can't stop me from wagging my tail happily for you.

Little princess ym, what basis do you have to say that dogs will affect the fetus! Please don't talk like an irresponsible doctor. The impact on cats and dogs is the difference between heaven and hell. The media and hospitals always say that Toxoplasma gondii carried by cats causes fetal malformation, but I have never heard that it is a dog. Eighty percent of Americans are infected with Toxoplasma gondii, and there are no more deformed children than in China. The infection rate in China does not exceed 10! ! ! ! Neither the media nor the hospital can find the cause of the abnormality, so they all blame the cat. There are too many such things. What is the high housing price pushed to real estate developers? 40% of the land transfer fee, as well as various taxes taken away by the state, account for 17% of the total development amount. What is the interest on the loan for land purchase, development, construction and house purchase? According to 1 year, it is 24%. Who do you think will accept the money? How to lower the house price? The road is congested, saying that there are many cars. It was blocked five years ago and is still blocked today. Let's put the road five years from now and see if it is blocked! Please don't be irresponsible to them. We can't control that much, but we can control our mouths and our hearts. Don't listen to other people's advice. I don't think you think so much, but it's really hard to say so. Let's go on a cat date and see how many people are pregnant and have cats, and the children born are all healthy. Which doctor is really sure that the deformity is caused by a cat?