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Couplet Idiom Congratulations at the wine table

Business: The world becomes smoke, wind, frost, rain and snow pass away; life is like wine, the bitterness, sourness and sweetness come back slowly.

Health: Up and down, men, women, old and young are all one year older; every household Let’s talk, laugh and celebrate the New Year happily.

Agriculture: There is a river of water three thousand miles away; there are two tides at twelve o’clock.

Education: Willing to educate talents for generations to come; Silent moisturizing Spring will last forever.

Food: Eat beans to beautify your skin and prolong your life; they are cheap and good for Liu'an.

New Year: Oxen galloping and horses leaping thousands of miles; phoenixes and dragons flying up to the sky.

Idioms about cows: The cows are full of sweat, the cows are full, the cows are full of cows, the cows are full of cows, and the puffballs are playing the piano to the cows. The diners are solving the cows

The power of the cows, the cows, the cows, the cows and the two tigers are better than the mouth of the chicken, not the queen of the cow

I'd rather be a chicken's mouth than a bull's back. A small test of wind, horses and cows are irrelevant

Fighting a rhinoceros with anger, looking at the moon, fighting a bull with a bull's head, a horse's face, a horse's cow's wind

Wu Niu Panting moon cow does not drink water, forcibly presses the head, rather like a chicken's mouth, doing nothing to be the queen of the cow

One cow, nine locks, rhinoceros, shines on the cow, Zhu is like a cow carrying a heavy load, swallowing a cow's fighting spirit, strong as a cow

Cow's clothes are right The weeping cow drizzles, the cowherd and the weaver girl roar and hold the cow's ears

As many as cow hairs, nine cows, one barren cow, pig, chicken mouth, cow queen, bezoar, dog treasure

Buying cows, selling swords, old cows licking calves, one cow Mow like an ox and humiliate the queen of the ox

Panting like an ox, defeating a bullfighting horse, riding an ox, riding an ox, reading Chinese books, cow ghosts and snake gods

Oxen, horses, bodhisattvas, oxen, wooden horses, arguing with cats, throwing oxen, mud, and oxen into the sea. Cows and dolphins

Winds and cows and horses are incompatible with each other. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. How can you use an ox knife to cut a chicken?

Nine oxen cannot turn cocoons. Cow hair, chicken carcasses, and cows are cooked in a cauldron. Chicken

Buy cow interest, gomabo, cow, horse, cow, horse face, bull-headed snake, sacred cow ghost

Sima Niu Zhi sighs that the cow's head is wrong, riding on the horse's face, looking for cows in the fields, seizing cows

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The building is filled with cows, cows, calfs, mallets, oxen, wine, rice, cow clothes, cows and horses

The cows are drummed with springs, the wind is blowing, the horses are cows, the cows are stuffed with cows, the cows are humming, the horses are flying, and the silk cow hair

The horse with the train, the eyes of the ox, the ox without the complete plow, the horns of the ox, the son of the ox, carries the tripod and the ox

The old ox breaks the chariot, the ox, the high horse, the big ox knife, cuts the chicken and oxen, *** the oxen and the oxen are together. Groove

How to kill a chicken with a cow's horn and hang a book with a cow's knife? Use a cow's knife to exchange a sheep for a cow

A rat enters a cow's horns and a cow farmer cries about the cow's head not being right for the horse's mouth and the cow's hooves

Cows, horses and oxen and sheep should not trample the cow's clothing. The cow is sick and lies under its mouth. The cow goes down into the well.

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Fish in the hooves, cows, stars, weavers, cows, boys, horses, ox horns, horses, slaughtered cattle and sheep

Scattered horses, rested cattle, returned to horses, scattered cattle, scattered horse vertebrae, cows, swallowed cows with blood and strength

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The Song of the Ox-Horn Scholar, the Ox-Horn, the Ox-Ji, the Horse-Breasted Ox, the Plough-Ox, the Ox-Horn

The son of the plow-ox sells a sword, buys an ox, a whale, sucks the ox, drinks, calls the ox to make horse rice, and the ox butchers the dog

Returning from herding cattle to the horse across the mountain to buy an old cow pen was mistaken for a cow fight, a bull fight under the bed

Toast: I wish you great wealth, good health, sweet love, and good things.

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I give you a plate of three flavors of fruit, one is warm and sweet, the other is happiness to follow, and the other is peace and blessing.

I wish you, as a mother, always be healthy and beautiful , everything goes as planned, no flowers, no gifts, only my deepest blessings.

The level of wine depends on the level of brotherhood.

One gulp can lead to promotion, two gulps will make you clean.

.Don’t be sick. After drinking this glass of wine in three sips, I will have everything I want.

Put a flower in the dish, I hope you can be happy every day.

Serve the green vegetables and your mood Happy. This is a delicious dish. May everyone stay young forever.

If your hair is on one side, your money will definitely not be short. It is best to find a lover. If you are good at it, you will be good. If your hair is pulled back, drinking will not be a problem. Drunk. If your hair is parted on both sides, you will be darker when you drink. If your hair stays rooted, good luck will always accompany you/health and happiness will always accompany you. If your hair is pulled forward, your career will be great/your life will be happy.

Drinking makes your face white and happy. .Drinking makes your face dark, and there are a lot of good things. Drinking makes your face look yellow. Be happy. Drinking makes your face blush and you rejuvenate.

When the sun comes out, it is as red as fire. When emotions come up, I can’t help it.

1. Drinking makes you look like a child. If you drink soup, this person must be in industry and commerce. Don’t persuade me to drink. This person must be in the court. Raise your glass and drink it up. He must be a police officer. He is not drunk for eight liang. This person must be in the national tax department. He started with only one pound. This person is guaranteed to be safe. *, drinking is like drinking medicine, this person is unreliable.

2. One gulp can help you get promoted, two gulps will clean you up. If you don’t get sick, after drinking this glass of wine in three gulps, you will have everything you want in your mind.

3. When the mobile phone is turned on, I wish you always smile. When the mobile phone rings, I wish you a thousand taels of gold. When the message arrives, good people will be rewarded in life. I wish you sleep well every day, smile after reading the message, and live a happy life. May you all have good luck.

4. The sun shines brightly, and I can’t help feeling emotional.

5. Wishes: Full sun, full moon. Reunion, officialdom, and financial resources. , good luck to both sides, popularity, blessings, continuous fate, willingness, wish, I hope you will follow the fate.

6. May your life be as beautiful as amber, and may your temperament be as extraordinary as the chrysanthemum.

7. When the fish flips over, it means that your career will soar through the rivers and seas, and you will rise step by step.

8. When you wear glasses, you will be considered the most handsome, and I invite you to have a drink at the cool bar!

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9. May your appearance be as beautiful as coral, may your temperament be as proud as chrysanthemum, may you remain youthful and charming forever.