Satire love rat's Quotations from Internet Celebrities (Article 57)

First, cherish life and stay away from love rat.

Second, there is a big plate on these two lips.

Third, you are a cucumber and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you need to screw it.

When Yan saw you, she was so scared that she cried and wiped her tears to find her mother.

Don't you think you are trying to please me like a clown now?

6. The reason why a man is romantic is because no one has ever been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is romantic is because someone has seriously hurt her heart. Luo Xixi

Seventh, you can't cross your waist and swear like a bitch.

People in their eighties, sixties and seventies have a stroke. Come and join in the fun.

You fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of peeling!

Sorry, I didn't know you didn't study. You look like a bitch. Oh, I see. It must be a genetic mutation.

I like a person who pretends to be plain and heroic, and pretends not to like it at all and hides it. Only he knows what it's like for the other person to chat actively, but you will die if you don't say you like me, and you won't be afraid of embarrassment. This is also my cowardice.

The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

Thirteen, will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

Fourteen, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what attracts you about my man makes you like this?

Fifteen, people like you had better be cowboys, don't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

Sixteen, you said you were wearing white clothes in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you are a little dragon girl?

17. Your friends are blind. Isn't being with you just being with wolves?

Eighteen, Confucius said; Hit with bricks, don't play around! Press the head! Whether you die or not!

Nineteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Twenty, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Twenty-one, looks like a potato, and says you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

Twenty-two, fuck you. Mom dug a big slag and dug you. Mom smiled.

Twenty-three, you mean your old mother and mistress are so attractive? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? There are so many prostitutes.

Twenty-four, I saw half of it out of the window together, and I didn't want to look good. That's just the feeling of ipartment, but the second half can't stand it anyway, and there are psychological obstacles, because I can't accept the way people treat their feelings. The Virgin of love rat, love rat, can be indifferent to the failure of confession. In the end, ambiguity is better than confession. The emotional line is too messy, there is no double arrow. It's all a food chain. I feel sorry for Xiao Haiyang.

25. Forgive me for loving you so deeply, but I didn't express it.

Twenty-six, Zhumen dog meat stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are yours!

27. Why don't I scold you? Do you think if the dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

Twenty-eight, looking at your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Twenty-nine, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

Let's talk about the low-level, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to cheat the little girl. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis also has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman, so she can't have sex with him and can't communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious, saying that their wives have heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Maybe they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than "Look, I'm miserable, why don't you sleep with me?" -Meiya

Love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have children for you because she loves you and trusts you. If you fucking treat her like this, she will be slandered for giving you an abortion. It's fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

Thirty-two, you are the disgusting monster. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

33. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

Thirty-five, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

See you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

Thirty-seven, you look so fucking postmodern.

Thirty-eight, don't you think you have reached the state of invincibility and shameless?

Thirty-nine, the things about pregnant women in these two days are not less than in those years. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to live alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met a man somewhere this year, and treated his wife like this, which has already caused great distrust to men! Afraid of getting married!

Forty, I'm going to get a haircut. I shook my bangs and twisted my neck.

Forty-one, what knife, gun, stick, axe, hook, fork, sesame seed cake, fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed bun twist, I think you look like a pure Dutch fool!

Forty-two, although his face is a bit smelly, his words are a bit less, he is a bit stupid, his personality is a bit awkward and his temper is a bit strange, but he is basically a good man!

Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

44. Your ass is up to your eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

Forty-five, "Good, you finally revealed the essence of love rat."

46. Do you think it is stressful to live with people with positive IQ? Hello, Sam? Hello, Sam?

Forty-seven, in his life, emotionally, there are many times when he doesn't act like a man, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is lofty, and he disdains to take off his bird wings for a bole or a woman.

48, don't want to hurt anyone, this is destined to be love rat, never learn to cheat sister paper, never, never take love seriously.

49. If all men were like you, there would be no men in the world.

Fifty, my friend, you must wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, or it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

Fifty-one, I can't describe your coquetry in words, I can only let you go on like this.

Fifty-two, like you, there are people who are illiterate. You are very lucky!

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

54. What else do you have besides the fat in your head? Brain cells are all in fat. How smart are you?

55. The meaning of scum is perfectly interpreted in you.

Fifty-six, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, now it has become a nutritional product that baptizes the body n times a day.

57. Have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I think it's upside down when I look at you

Satire love rat's domineering talk.

First, you look like a potato and say you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

Secondly, let's talk about the low-level, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to cheat the little girl. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis also has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman, so she can't have sex with him and can't communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious, saying that their wives have heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Maybe they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history in Native Home, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than you see, I'm so miserable, don't sleep with me quickly. -Meiya

3. Why don't I scold you? Do you think if the dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

4. Will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

People in their fifties, sixties and seventies have a stroke. Come and join in the fun.

6. What else do you have besides being covered in fat? Brain cells are all in fat. How smart are you?

Seven, friends, you must wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, otherwise it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

Eight, these two lips are cut with a big plate.

Nine, fuck you. Mom dug a big slag and dug you. Mom smiled.

Ten, the meaning of scum has been perfectly interpreted in you.

Eleven, don't cross your waist and scold your mother.

The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

Thirteen, do you feel pressure to live with people with positive IQ? Hello, Sam? Hello, Sam?

Fourteen, Confucius said; Hit with bricks, don't play around! Press the head! Whether you die or not!

15. Don't you think you have reached the invincible and shameless state?

Love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have children for you because she loves you and trusts you. If you fucking treat her like this, she will be slandered for giving you an abortion. It's fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

Seventeen, you look so fucking postmodern.

At the age of eighteen, many times in his life, he didn't behave like a man emotionally, but basically he would say that it was because he was ambitious and disdained to take off the wings of that bird for a bole or a woman.

Nineteen, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, now it has become a nutrient that baptizes your body n times a day.

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

Twenty-one, Zhumen dog meat stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are yours!

I can't describe your coquetry in words, I can only let you go on like this.

Twenty-three, you mean your old mother and mistress are so attractive? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? There are so many prostitutes.

Twenty-four, things about pregnant women have not diminished in the past two days. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to live alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met a man somewhere this year, and treated his wife like this, which has already caused great distrust to men! Afraid of getting married!

Twenty-five, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what attracts you about my man makes you like this?

Twenty-six, people like you had better be cowherd, don't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

Twenty-seven, I'm going to get a haircut, and my neck is twisted by bangs.

Satire love rat's profound statement

First, you are the disgusting monster. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

Second, I watched half of it through the window together. Just like the feeling that "ipartment" was rumored by the Wulin, the second half can't stand it anyway, and there are psychological obstacles, because I can't accept the way people treat their feelings. Mother of love rat, love rat, confesses that failure can be ignored. In the end, ambiguity is better than confession. The emotional line is too messy, there is no double arrow. It's all a food chain. I feel sorry for Xiao Haiyang.

Third, what knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks, forks, biscuits, fried dough sticks, steamed bread, I think you are like a pure Dutch fool!

Forgive me for loving you so much, but I didn't express it.

Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't studied. You looked like a bitch there. Oh, I see. It must be a genetic mutation.

6. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Seven, do you find that what you said is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

Eight, the reason why a man is a playboy is because no one has been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is romantic is because someone has seriously hurt her heart. Luo Xixi

You fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of peeling!

10. Although his face is a little smelly, his words are a little less, he is a bit stupid, his personality is a bit awkward and his temper is a bit strange, but basically he is still a good man!

Eleven, the ass grows to the eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

Twelve, have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I think it's upside down when I look at you

Thirteen, don't you think you are pleasing me like a clown now?

Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

Fifteen, you said you were wearing white clothes in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you are a little dragon girl?

Sixteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

17, don't want to hurt anyone, this is destined to be love rat, never learn to cheat your sister, never, always take love seriously.

Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

19. Cherish your life and stay away from love rat.

Twenty, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

See you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

Twenty-two, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

If a man wants to be like you, there will be no man in the world.

I like a person who pretends to be plain and heroic, and pretends not to like it at all and hides it. Only he knows what it's like for the other person to chat actively, but you will die if you don't say you like me, and you won't be afraid of embarrassment. This is also my cowardice.

Twenty-five, like you, there are people who are illiterate. You are very lucky!

Twenty-six, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Twenty-seven, Yan saw you, scared to cry, and wiped her tears to find her mother.

28. Your friend is blind. Aren't you with the wolf?

29, very good, you finally revealed the essence of love rat.

Thirty, you are a cucumber, and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you need to screw it.

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1, I have always regarded myself as an angel. When the tears fell again, I restored Satan's memory.

We have no right to hate anyone, including ourselves.

I finally understand that I hate children only because I am jealous of their youth and innocence.

4. A woman actually left because of a mean remark and came back for a kiss;

There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who don't know what to do and those who don't know how to do it.

6. People who have no dignity think that others have no self-esteem.

7. I abandoned my body for spiritual comfort.

8. Hermit is the most pitiful person in the world. He can't change or hide.

Dictatorship is necessary, but the question is what the ruling party is doing.

10, I want to cut off the prologue and epilogue, leaving only the climax.

1 1, clear water, no fish, invincible!

12, extensive knowledge but not refined, obvious personality, mixed thoughts but not excessive, true feelings but not crazy.

13, the hottest network language today, the hottest network language today.

14, why do you feel uncomfortable giving something you don't want to others?

15, the difference between people and animals is that people have self-control, which is also the difference between elegance and vulgarity.

16, tired of eating, but have to eat, so as not to waste;

17, some misfortunes are deliberately arranged by themselves.

18, my father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

19, never regret means no growth, always regret means no memory;

20. Smoking, like influenza, must be cured!

2 1, everyone has their own way of life, which can't be fulfilled, so we have to wait and see.

22, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

23. Don't arm yourself with worldly ways, you will be unaccustomed. ?

24. Others may not be able to stand what they think is the most unusual action.

We should thank those who have hurt us, such as teachers.

26. People abandon their families when they are in love and rely on them when they are lovelorn;

Five years ago, I was afraid that there was no Bole. Now I'm afraid I'm not a swift horse.

28. Teach the other party to ask the six parents not to do great things, but to ask why they are so cruel to themselves;

29. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

30. You can't tolerate yourself; Can't be so harsh as to insult self-esteem.

3 1, time and space are the best water for forgetting;

32. Personality has pet and hate;

33. Withstand temptation, loneliness and torture.

34. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories. ?

Please be sure to return what you lent me, even a copper coin.

36. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says that my legs and feet are not good.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

38. If love can become friendship, it can only prove that love is not deep enough and the injury is not painful enough;

39. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

40. Wolf Friends feel that it is really difficult to find a girl who has never been in love.

4 1, the so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold. ?

42. IQ and faith are all I have.

43. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

44. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red * *+black boots+steel pipe.

Don't ruin your image, my opinion is hard to change.

46. No matter how I decide, the ending is already ambiguous.

47. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

48. Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things. ?

49. People who say that body art is pornographic are purely personal, and drugs can still cure diseases;

50. In this era of efficiency, the cost of saving a soul is too high.

5 1, I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

52. Don't I even have the right to indulge?

53. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

54. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Exercise, huh

I could have lived a better life, but now I can only pass the time by imagination.

56. Format yourself just to delete you.

57. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

58, a lot of things, we are just used to it, not really needed;

59, confidant, lover, partner, life is the most difficult to find three objects.

60. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let them find it.

6 1, not the best, just better than others.

62. I generally don't refuse a person three times, because he should have given up.

63. Don't think that you can be reckless because you are my friend, and you can do the right thing when you are angry.

64. Always young, always act young, always ungrateful, always in tears.

65. Don't say that I am an expert, this word is despised;

66. Get used to drinking Pepsi, and occasionally drink Coca-Cola to learn another taste.

67. If there is a conflict between morality and ability, grass-roots management should be based on morality; Middle management focuses on talents; Top management has no ifs.

After 68 and 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

69. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art..

70. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: You are a grandfather!

7 1, like and hate a person are all due to ignorance.

72. These days, it is no longer news to take counterfeit money from ATM machines and receive indecent assault at police stations.

73. The other person asks the reason, not because he wants to hear your explanation, but because he can't accept the ending.

74. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

G-Dragon Xiao Nana Xiao Zhao Li Ying Xiao.