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After 80 female qq sexual signature 122 sentences

1, again beautiful, again charming level 4, * * approved is the original match after all.

2. I cried. Because Xiao Si ruined its beautiful life.

3. How many secrets does a person need to hide in order to spend his life skillfully?

When I woke up, I thought I was taller, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

6. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.

7. You can lose face without laughing, because you have no face to lose weight.

8. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

9. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

10, the most enjoyable things in the world are eating, sleeping and eating.

1 1, people should remember what they said. You always have to pay what you owe.

12, people always deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others.

13, the most important thing for a person is not the position where he stands, but the direction he faces.

14, if people really live to the point of shameless, how can they live?

15, do you love it or not? Do you feel anything or not? You are all looking at your faces.

16, don't accuse me of typos in the future, this is anti-counterfeiting technology.

17, it doesn't matter if you don't like me. I'll ask my son to pick up your daughter in the future.

18, you think you will be in my heart for a long time, I tell you, you think too much.

19, you think you are redundant, but you are really redundant!

20. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

2 1, would you like to be my sun? I know. Then please leave me alone.

22, you are mine, you have no choice, you can only belong to me in this life.

23. Is your father a black dog? Otherwise, you are a painted dog.

24. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

25. Laugh like Xifeng, and fight with Xifeng when you don't laugh.

26. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

27. Your small temper is nothing more than the lightness of your big mouth and fan.

28. People like you have nothing to talk about except love.

29. You must tell me when you are sad, otherwise how can I laugh at you!

30. Fiona Fang, what do you think of this matter? Hui Gong: I am blind.

Actually, I have eight abdominal muscles, but they are all piled up together.

32, after breaking up, you when I sacrifice me when you die, finished.

33. I deleted you just because I didn't want to see you, and for whom I changed my mood.

34. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Don't be proud that you are just a tree. The whole forest is behind me.

36, what to eat shredded squid, cuttlefish, give me some shredded mermaid.

I heard that you are doing well, so I wish you a lonely life with her.

38. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.

39. Don't laugh at your cell phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

4 1, the sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the river is so green, but you are so dark.

42. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

43. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

44. If Yan Yan can save people, then I can save the world.

45. Don't be too proud, girl. Play with me and pretend to be pure. You will suffer sooner or later.

46. I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.

47. The woman who treats me badly curses you for being sucked dry.

48. I played rock, paper and scissors in front of me in front of the mirror, and then I won.

49. Teacher, after you put on the cassock of the old man, you are an old man.

After such a long period of school life, no one in our class can even make me feel better.

5 1, don't care too much about people and things, you will have regrets if you care too much!

52. Smiling does not mean that I am happy; Tears don't mean I'm unhappy.

53. Let's go. Get out of my sight. I'm afraid pretending to be forced will blind you.

54, love has been hurt, dreams have been broken, flowers have been withered, then. Que Reste-t-il...

I always regard money as air, because I can't live without money.

I won't watch you die, I'll close my eyes.

57. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

58. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, so don't disturb mortals.

59. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

60. I only had a nosebleed once, but I still mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

6 1, I would rather be alone than be fettered by others.

62. I want to go to Denmark and see with my own eyes what Andersen said about love.

63. I put my homework on the computer mainframe, and then the computer crashed.

64. I am the most normal among abnormal people and the most abnormal among normal people.

65. I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

66. My last sentence before I died was: Employers and employees no longer have to be afraid of ghosts.

67. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

68. My youth is like a poor funeral, and I am the only one who is sad.

69. I watched her sobbing, much like me many years ago.

70. I can't give you happiness, but I can always accompany you.

7 1, I ask this howling north wind to take away all my paranoid thoughts.

72. There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.

73. The so-called happiness is nothing more than the gap between two unhappy times.

74. When you hold hands, you know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

75. Since I can't find my sister paper, I will make Bai Wan a man anyway.

76. Time is a never-ending plot. The more you fear it, the more cunning it becomes.

77. It's mine. Don't touch it. It's not mine. You put it there, too

78. The summer homework is actually that you write for two months and the teacher writes a reading.

79. Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally take my hand.

80. There is a road called romance. You give me a bright future.

8 1, some things are innate and can never be erased.

82. Some predestinations end at the beginning, just like early *.

Some people say that if you love someone, you won't regret it, but I haven't loved anyone yet.

84. Say what you are unhappy about, and make everyone happy.

85. Keep what you have, and don't make others feel uncomfortable.

86. What are the obstacles? Besides, your legs are so long.

87. Sometimes it's hard to keep a low profile, because I have something extraordinary.

88. Bring it on if you dare. I promise you can't beat me under the age of six!

89. My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but my heart!

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

9 1, love is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

92, love failed to two of a kind, there will be a person reduced to the wilderness.

93. The main reason why children are not tall now is that their schoolbags are too heavy.

94. Now I know that friendship is so hypocritical.

95. Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

96. The longer girls are, the more beautiful they are, and the longer teenagers are, the more handsome they are.

97.look at you. You look like you're joking.

98. Rock, paper and scissors are mine if you lose, and mine if you win.

99. I suddenly feel so tired that I want to let go of everything and calm down.

100, smile can be given to anyone, but your heart only needs to be given to one person.

10 1. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

102, because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

103, mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

104, how big is your body to support your filthy soul!

105, please allow me a quiet dream, which makes me smile suddenly.

106, whose happiness can be justified without pretending in front of others.

107, who said he was laughing? He must be laughing, but he just didn't know what to say.

108, who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

109. If the road is not difficult enough, it is necessary to doubt whether it is right.

1 10, height is such a thing that everyone is more than one meter. What's there to ask?

1 1 1. Who has been taking care of you these years? I admire his courage.

1 12, this is a simple little love song that sings the twists and turns of people's hearts.

1 13, repeating the path taken by others is because you ignore your own feet.

1 14, the alarm clock only woke up my body, but it could not wake up my sleeping heart.

1 15, I am cute except when I am not cute.

1 16, youth is like toilet paper. I have read a lot and used it, but it is not enough.

1 17, did you throw up three times after you were born and only caught it twice?

1 18, everyone must have played with magnets, but 100% didn't buy them.

1 19, that's all you have! You're not playing lanterns in the toilet-you want to die!

120, now I understand that the word "forget it" contains a lot of disappointment.

12 1. According to statistics, "study hard" is the most used reason for breaking up.

122, the new "unfilial has three", which is said to be studying literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination and having no object.