Funny jokes about elevators

Funny jokes about elevators include:

1. An old man has never taken an elevator. That day, he came to a hotel, stood at the elevator door and saw an old lady entering the elevator. After a while, the elevator door opened again, and a young and beautiful girl came out. He was overjoyed and thought: "Wow. , It would be nice if I brought my wife."

2. Take the elevator, and when you get into the elevator, you suddenly come in and sit in Satsuma. After the elevator door slowly closed, there was a person, a dog, and us inside. I looked at it, and it looked at me. Suddenly, my brain twitched, and I asked it: "Which floor are you going to?"

3. I saw Uncle Liu downstairs and said hello to him: "Do you still have rheumatism?" Uncle Liu said cheerfully: "Hey, don't tell me! Since taking a certain medicine, I can now go up to the fifth floor in one breath. It’s hard work! If you don’t believe it, just look at it!” After saying that, he took a deep breath and entered the elevator holding his nose.

4. Wear headphones and listen to music while wandering around the mall. I wanted to go to the next floor, so I stood on the escalator, lowered my head and fiddled with my phone, and waited. At this time, someone from behind tapped me on the shoulder. When I turned around, I saw it was a handsome guy. I thought to myself: This is a conversation, what should I do? The handsome guy spoke: Look at that. I followed the direction of his finger and saw a sign next to the elevator that said: There is a power outage in the elevator, please go downstairs by yourself.

5. In the elevator, a girl was holding something in her hand, and a loser guy asked: Which floor are you on? Girl: 9th floor. Diaosi man: Press it quickly, it’ll be over in a while!

6. My four major ideals in life: tile the Great Wall; lace the equator with gold; put railings on the Pacific; and install elevators on Mount Everest.

7. There were many people in the elevator, and suddenly a smell spread. Yes, someone farted silently. "Mom, the uncle in front of me farted." A little kid in the back couldn't help but say it. The brother next to me was behind me, with his head facing his butt. The brother looked embarrassed, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Brother, you're out of luck, standing next to me.

8. When I was taking the subway today, a fat boy came in at one of the stations. There were not many people at the time. When he came in and the door was about to close, a warning sound of "dip, beep" sounded. Then I saw this guy suddenly jumped onto the platform. The subway door slowly closed. Everyone was wondering what was going on. The fat boy suddenly shouted: "Oh, this is not an elevator!"

9. There was only a man in sunglasses and me in the elevator. I saw that he moved his hands several times without pressing the floor button. Just as I was about to press it myself, he asked me which floor I was on. I asked him in surprise: Can you see me? He took a step back and froze, and I was instantly confused. It turns out that I thought he was a blind man, and he thought I was a female ghost.

10. The phone broke, and my colleague used a fake phone temporarily. There were a bunch of people in the elevator (background), and suddenly a friend sent me a dirty joke. Damn it, the fake phone actually has a voice to read text messages. function, the climax is that I will not turn off this cheating function, and everyone in the elevator laughed.