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“I have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years, but he has never felt pity for me.

Buddha is the Tao, but he abandons the Tao and becomes a fool. Demons are out in the world, people are praying to Buddha, Buddha is closed, and demons are running rampant. In troubled times, Taoist priests go down to save the world, and in prosperous times, Buddhism gathers incense. If becoming a demon can help me overcome all disasters, I would like to become a demon. The devil said, "I have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years, but he has never felt pity for me. There is no reason why the dust has covered the Buddha's eyes. It turns out that I have not invested any money in incense!" Buddha, not greedy for money? Why should we accept offerings from the world? Buddha, not evil? Why can't we tolerate the world's disrespect for it? The Buddha said that all living beings are equal, why are there three, six or nine levels of Bodhisattva, Bhikkhu and Dharma Protector? We pay our respects, offer incense, and pray for the disaster to go away. The Buddha said, "Everyone in the world has many lives. They are destined to be destined to die, and God's will cannot be violated!" Ask your Buddha, can you remember the flying flowers? Ask your Buddha, can you go to the ninth floor of purgatory? Ask your Buddha, what is engraved on the Three Lives Stone? Ask your Buddha, can you survive the suffering? Why don't you save me? I'm sorry, I don't have a Buddha in my heart, I just become a demon.