On the classic sadness of black humor mood

1. If love makes me miserable at the moment, it is a testimony that I love you.

2. How can you forget if you can't put it down? How can you put it down if you can't forget it?

3. We all crown our own selfishness with the name of love.

4. Who are you holding in your arms now, who won't even give it to me?

5. That one promised to be stuck for half a life, and that one looked back and fell in love for life.

6. I cried at first, but now I smile to let it go.

7. Love is an innocent kite, pulling the one who cares most.

8. If we can go back to the beginning, we may not be together.

9. I don't belong to sadness, but I play it to the fullest.

1. Walk through the deserted street with you and feel that kind of coldness.

11. We have warmed each other, but our hearts are still not close.

12, holding on to the old, imprisoning time and space, and suddenly reaching the end of time.

13. Those teenage years that we can't go back can only make us remember and wait.

14. If I had money, I would buy all your lies.

15. You start with a lie, and I describe the ending with pain.

16. Love songs sing to heartbreak, and love words talk about tears.

17. I thought I could fill the gap in your feelings with all my strength.

18. Never mention the past again. Pain or happiness will not be brought with you when you are alive, nor will you be brought with you when you die.

19. We may never be as irreplaceable as before.

2. When the sky clears up, the gloom in my heart will disappear.

21. The scattered memories, which should have been scattered long ago, are the strength of my survival.

22. I just don't want anyone to see my decadence now.

23. If the memory doesn't speak, the fleeting time will also blossom.

24. In a place like the mind, since there is a lock, there will be a key.

25. Waiting quietly, but getting so much helplessness.

26, mottled happy memories, tears become the last gift

27, how do people from two worlds get to one world?

28. Laugh till the end, only to find that you are not strong.

29. There are no constant promises, only endless lies.

3. I have written for you for hundreds of years, but it is doomed to have no ending.

31. I don't care anymore, so why bother to get sympathy in writing.

32. Since when do you think I no longer exist?

33. I can't afford to be hurt, so I want to pull you out of my memory.

34. Only when the glitz is gone and the face is old can you feel that the rest of your life is over.

35. A person narrates the end of our world.

36. Never believe, but always keep it in mind.

37. The place called the heart seems to have been painted with countless knives.

38. Loneliness is too close. What can I do to compete with it?

39, the so-called love a person, if not all, it is equal to zero.

4. Rain and rain tell sadness. It must be a river of tears.

41. It is better to forget the smile than to remember the sadness.

42. Who does the city in your heart belong to after all?

43. She once thought it belonged to me, but now she owns it all.

44. If you can't care, please let go.

45. You are just an episode in my broken memory.

46. What I miss is not you, but the fatal experience you gave me.

47. Unrequited love is a tragic and vigorous song. Classic of black humor: don't learn to be bad in debauchery, but only pervert in silence

1. She walked proudly in front of me holding the man I played with

2. If I treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago

3. You sleep for me in a down-to-earth manner, and nothing in this room is allowed to be touched. If it is broken, I will let you pay for it.

4. If you can hear me, please come back and tell me if you still love me, ok?

5. You know you need to let go, but you can't let go, because you are still waiting for the impossible to happen. This feeling is really hard.

6. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what the monster was like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

7. Indifferently, my tears are dripping in my palm

8. There is no word surrender in my dictionary, because, because, there is nothing in my dictionary!

9. At first, when she frowned, you were so distressed that you were less nervous when she cried.

1. In fact, people who often go to bed late have a caring person in their hearts.

11. As long as they are willing to learn, they will certainly be able to learn.

12. Cry with heartbreak, and you can't cry out all the grievances in your heart.

13. Don't learn from debauchery, but pervert in silence.

14. Love and money are the wings of an airplane, and you can't fly without them.

15. Fish culture-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week. Talk about humor and talk about mood phrases during the holiday

1. We lost each other when we used to go with the flow.

2. Yesterday, my classmates asked me if I had done my homework. I said, it's only a few days off. What homework should I do? At first glance, school is about to start.

3. I miss you so much, especially on weekends. How much I want to meet you as soon as I have a holiday, blowing river breeze and chatting in the old place. Tell each other interesting things that happen around us.

4.-You tread on two boats with one foot, which is really beautiful.

5. Life-class is over, school is over, vacation is over, graduation is over, old age is over, regret is over, and death is over.

6. I really hope we can be together after graduation. . .

7. How can I express my love for my motherland during the seven-day National Day holiday? At least fifteen days.

8. This May Day holiday, I was not on duty, thinking that I could enjoy a good life at home with a smile for a few days.

9. My holiday elementary school sister came to me and said, It's another holiday, why don't you let it go! I beat her hard, and now my life is a true portrayal of you in the future!

1. We are strangers who are alienated from each other, and we try our best to be stubborn with tears.

11. Dreams are used to fight for my future with my life. ぺ

12. Dead vines, old trees, ravens; School, no, go home; Assault, naked test, not hanging; Talk in your sleep

13. Don't hurt people who love you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood

14. May Day holiday: 5 days in ordinary schools, 7 days in literary schools, 9 days in schools against the sky, and 2 days in schools.

15. Turn a blind eye to things you don't like #

16. [Why do you seem to be going to school tomorrow? I'm going to school tomorrow. I really fucking remember that I have a holiday]

17. I've been reminding myself for years, so don't touch myself. Most people's seemingly hard work is only caused by stupidity. Why do you stay up reading until dawn, sleep only a few hours for several days in a row, and how long has it been since you took a holiday? If these things are also worthy of boasting, then anyone on the Foxconn assembly line has worked harder than you. People are inevitably born with self-pity. Only by staying awake at all times can we see where the real value lies.

18. Vacation is a cloud, and after it is over, it is a dark cloud.

19. Making your own decisions is a wonderful life.

2. Don't touch my things. If you touch them, you will be mentally ill.

21. You don't need to be glib, but plain words can conquer you.

22, the so-called holiday: scolded at home, go out without money, a special day off.

23. Loading ... 1% ... 2% ... 3% ... 5% ... 5% ... 5% failed in job loading. Please ask the Education Bureau to take a holiday again.

24. We have classes to finish classes and go to school for holidays. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't even imagine how we have the courage to come to school.

25. Three days off, the school gave me three homework assignments. I feel that I won't love anymore. See you around the world.

Humorous holiday, talk about mood phrases

1. The first week of school, the Mid-Autumn Festival, the second week, the ASEAN Expo, and the National Day and the World Championships next month. . Ouch. I look forward to my holiday every day when I am at school, and I look forward to going to school every day when I am on holiday.

3. It's boring to have a holiday and I want to go to school. Going to school is too painful and I want to have a holiday. Nima is too entangled.

4. What did you bring to school? A heart ready for a holiday

5. If you have military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will be rainy. If you work hard at your homework, it's the day before school starts. 6. The so-called holiday, the family is disrespected, you have no money to go out, and you have extra leisure every day ~ ~ ~!

7. On June 1st, I wish you a holiday, have fun, have a healthy hand, and be happy as a flower. I'll send it to you, little fool, because you are loved and praised by everyone. Happy Children's Day.

8. Newton died, leaving behind a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan died and left the Dragon Boat Festival for three days. China people are still kind to China people!

9. I'm the third in the family, and I go home during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday. At dinner, my father habitually said, Little Three, drink more of this soup, and I also habitually take a bowl and take it. Dajiefu sitting next to him suddenly smiled and said that this name is called; Everyone reacted for two seconds, and the audience laughed and cried for more than 2 years. Today, it was discovered that the third child could not afford to be injured.

1. Kneel before coming home from the Chinese New Year holiday. Sorry, Mom, I still don't have a girlfriend.

11. How can I be a passerby when I was deeply loved by you?

12. Alas, a holiday is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

13. When I went home on holiday, the local love turned into a long-distance love, and the long-distance love turned into a local love, and no one loved it or no one loved it

14. At that time, we all liked to use the word finally, just like finally having a holiday, finally graduating, and finally leaving here, as if any farewell was like a relief; Finally, we found that those self-righteous relieved things are what people miss. Nothing will wait for you, just like all the people at the end of the song break up and go their separate ways. In the end, it's a pity that they are not separated, but that they didn't say goodbye to them properly. -"You at the same table"

15. I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and I am strong. I have this style that you don't have.

16. Have you ever imagined that the electric fan would fall off in class, just the one on the teacher's head?

17. The class teacher shouted that the students who didn't come should raise their hands for me.

18. Any departure except death is called betrayal.

19. Sometimes, we all like to use finally, as if we had a holiday, graduated, left here and celebrated the New Year, as if any farewell was like a relief. Finally, we found that those self-righteous relief is the most memorable thing.

2. National Day is busy with holidays, so let's get busy with our homework.

21, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, go out without money, and have extra leisure every day.

22, holiday life, a set of pajamas, a pair of splints, spent the whole day

23, [I wanted to have a holiday when I was at school, but I found it better to be those crazy people at school after the holiday]

24, the most jealous thing is that I am still preparing for the exam after others have finished the exam

25, I can't even read your punctuation. Talk about classic humor

XI. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror; In old age, the mirror is even.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do this.

XIII. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

fourteen, you get what you pay for, and you won't be hungry after eating porridge.

15. The function of words is that when you don't want to talk, you can shout with your hands. Women who don't like gossip

16. Life has no chance to rehearse, and every moment is broadcast live.

17. I'm very thoughtful now, but I'm very emotional.

eighteen, sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the teacher is heartless and affectionate.

nineteen, the flowers of the motherland, I step on one.

my youth owes me 1 million yuan, so I won't let it go until I pay it off.

21. I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

22. I'm different from you because I'm human.

23. Who was I before I was born, and who was I after I was born?

twenty-four, I am very thoughtful now, but I am very sentimental.

twenty-five, there are too many liars, and there are obviously not enough fools.