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Speak cantonese.

1.(P) Hello! (Guangdong) Hello! (Harmony) Inner feelings!

2. (Pu) Good morning! (Guangdong) Good morning! (homophonic) Go to Sen!

3. (General) Good afternoon! (Guangdong) Good afternoon! (Harmonic) Not safe!

4. (Pu) Good night! (Guangdong) Good morning! (Harmony) Let's go!

5.good evening! (Guangdong) Good evening! (Harmony) Tibetan incense!

6.(P) Hello everyone! (Guangdong) Hello everyone! (Harmonic) Catch Ga Hou!

7. How are you, Mr. Wang? How are you, Wang Sheng? Hou, Wang Sang?

Thank you, I'm fine. (Guangdong) I'm fine, you have a heart! Goose Hou, it's shaking inside!

9. (Pu) Long time no see. How have you been recently? How's the family? I'm glad to meet you. What about you? Is the housing enterprise good? (Harmony) Hou Naimou has taken root, but how about sending Guo Da as a model? Oh, Karen, are you waiting?

10. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. (homophonic) Houyi's root bean.

1 1. Nice to meet you. I am honored to know you. (Harmony) Know that the weather in Inner Goose is very warm.

12. How have you been recently? How are you doing? (Harmony) Are you going to give it to Hou?

13. (Pu) How is your father, Miss Li? Miss Li, is your father in good health? Sister, did my father give it to Hou again?

14. Please give my regards to your family. (Guangdong) Well, give my regards to your family. (harmony) is not good, pile up geese and stuffy skirts.

15. The weather changes rapidly these days. Please take care of yourself. (Guangdong) The weather is changing day by day these days. You should take good care of yourself. (Harmonic) Nigaia listens to the Hessian soldiers and shakes off to the general platform.

16. (P) How have you been recently? It's hard, isn't it?

How is it going in (Guangdong)? Is it difficult to do it?

What do you think of your grandchildren? Go to the wild to get Hou Sen's clothes?

17.(P) Thank you! (Guangdong) Thanks! (Harmonic) Borrow more!

18. (P) Thank you so much!

(Guangdong) It's really time to bask in you!

How can the sea not bask in the sun?

19. (Uncle), thank you for your gift. I like it very much.

Uncle (Guangdong), it is not your turn to give me a gift. I like it very much.

(Yong) Hurry up, send the North Goose to Laimu, and the Goose Hou Zongyi.

20.(P) This is all my fault, please forgive me.

It's all my fault. Please forgive me.

A goose with a low skirt is not right. Please measure the geese in the inner circle.

2 1. Sorry to have kept you waiting so long.

(Guangdong) Sorry to have kept you waiting.

(Harmony) Well, Hou Yisi is waiting for Zuo Ling.

22.(P) That's all right.

(Guangdong) relationship.

(Harmony) Seeking to close the sea.

23.(P) That's all right.

(Guangdong) don't mind.

(Harmony) Well, it's worth 100 million.

24. It's all my fault, please don't be angry again.

It's all my fault. If not, I will win again.

(Harmony) Beans and geese don't wait, let alone wait for the building.

25. Sorry, I'm late.

(Guangdong) Sorry I'm late.

(Homophonic) Pile up awkward sentences, leaving the word goose.

26. I didn't mean to.

(Guangdong) I am not a special person.

(Harmony) Goose and sea are rewarded.

27.(P) I didn't expect this. Will you forgive me?

(Guangdong) I really don't think I can make an O-frame. Will you forgive me?

(Harmony) How can the goose feed cold beans to the ridge of Gosen, and how can it stun the goose?

28. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday (Guangdong)!

(homophonic) Sang Shen can't fall!

29. (Pu) Are you free tonight?

Are you busy tonight?

(Harmony) Is the inner root too full to contain?

30. Can I invite you to dinner?

(Guangdong) May I invite you to lunch?

(Harmony) Should geese live, please have a full meal?

3 1. No, I'm in a hurry. I appreciate your kindness.

(Guangdong) No, I'm in a hurry. I appreciate your kindness.

(Harmony) Well, it's sunny, but the goose cares. I have placed an order for Houyi Goose.

32. OK, no problem.

(Guangdong) OK, no problem.

Hou, try to be boring.

Development center:

send one's regards to

1, where do you live? Bindou in the sky? Where do you live?

He is my good friend. Koey hai ngo sai building He is my brother.

3. No, wait for burial. I'll go, Emma. Please wait for me.

4. What is your name? Nei dim qingfu aa? What should I call you?

5. How are you? Aa maa after giving/after giving? Fine/how are you?

6.Moutyn Moulaan is still the same.

interpersonal communication

1, if you don't come, it's your Gomel/Ray dzau dzing kai dai. It's your grandson/son of a bitch if you don't come.

2. awei fought wild. Hello, I'm leaving. Lao Wei/Xiao Wei is not practical.

Be careful not to break other people's things, because your place is terrible.

If you have any problems, just take care of my boss and Jaume Sidzik Guntung NGO Aa Taudzamhaa. If you have any questions, please discuss with my leader.

5. When you have time, you can fry fish/secretly fish, and help make up for the family. Dakhaan Dut Saauhaagaang/Bei Louhaa, Bonghaaajung can earn some extra money to subsidize the family when he has time.

Thank you and apologize.

1. Is it my turn to explain to Qin Sheng? Do you know where I will go? Why does Mr Qin want to thank us?

2. Doesn't he know Koey Mhai Geisi Tsou Taaigaa in Caotai? He doesn't know Mrs. Cao very well.

I'm sorry to make you spend so much money, Houkis, the Golden Gate Bridge in the West. I'm sorry to have spent so much money on you.

4. Have a good shout? What did you say?/Sorry? Okay, why are you crying?

5. Pingping Ni Ping/Nepaai Hou Qi Fezuohou Du Bo Pingping seems to have gained a lot of weight these days.

Call for a date

Xing Zi, are you free tonight? Sing "Rebirth". Star, are you free tonight?

I want to invite you to the concert. I want to buy NGO SOENG JOEK NEI TENG JAM NGOK WUI and Fei Maidou DZO LAAK. I have bought all the tickets.

3, give you an estimate, bask in your heart, Benegu Nga Amdzo, Hap Saai Neisam Soey Laak Gwaa told you to guess correctly, right?

4. What's the problem, meet? Mou Mantai, the seaside gold office? No problem. Where shall we meet?

It is the corner of your home and business. Zhu Hainuke Chegai Haola is on a street corner near your home.

6. It's a deal, be there or be square. Jat jin wai ding, bat gin bat saan, it's a deal, be there or be square.

7. Hello, is this Suifa Company? Wai, Suefagos, Wanbin Wai? Hello, this is Suifa Company. Who are you looking for?

8. No, please find Manager Liao/Manager Liao. No, please find Manager Wan Liu/Manager Liao.

Please ask Liao Sheng to call me back. Please call me when Mr Liao comes back.

10, I will tell him/her about Ngo wui dzyn gou bei koey dzi.