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What are the New Year talks?

Twenty-three, honeydew melon is sticky; Twenty-four, sweeping the house; Twenty-five, grinding bean curd; Twenty-six, stew pot meat; Twenty-seven, kill a chicken; Twenty-eight, send face; Twenty-nine, steamed bread; Stay up for 30 nights, New Year's Day.

20, 27, fine shaving; Twenty-eight, shave a fool

2 1 28, New Year pictures posted

22, 30 nights without outsiders.

Take a bath in the evening of 23 or 30, and you will be in good health for a year. Wash your feet for 30 nights and eat and drink for a year.

Stay up all night at 24 or 30, and walk the streets on the first day of the next day.

25,30 nights with fire, 15 nights with lights.

26. Pay homage to the 17th and 18th New Year greetings, catch and kill them: pay homage to the 20th world, catch and blow them up.

Eat taro at 27 or 30 at night, and you won't worry all year round.

28, 28 years old, sloppy.

29, 24, write in big letters

30. jiaozi in Grade One, in Grade Two, the son of Grade Three turned to go home.

3 1, hit 1000, scold 10000, have dinner for 30 nights.

32. On the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, I went home for the New Year, shaved my head and face, and it didn't show any bad luck.

33. Intentional New Year's Day 12, Unintentional New Year's Day 4

34, busy with the twelfth lunar month, the first month, until February.

35. Every year counts as the first month.

When the new year comes, we are enemies. Children want firecrackers and women want flowers.

37, sad year after year, the rich celebrate the New Year, the poor live!

38. Three months of farming, three months of Chinese New Year and three months of leisure.

39. Don't owe money for the New Year, don't owe money for the New Year.

40, big account and small account, 30 nights

4 1, come closer, come closer, don't come closer.

42, the beginning of the new year, the end of the old year

43. If you have money, buy a new dress for the New Year.

Little old ladies are looking forward to this season.

45. The old lady's Spring Festival is getting harder every year.

46. Children are looking forward to the Spring Festival, but adults are worried about having no money.

47. Who doesn't eat jiaozi during the Spring Festival?

48. It's better to lie down. It's better than jiaozi and better than my sister-in-law.

49. If you have money, you can shave your head for the New Year.

50. A golden nest is not as good as your own doghouse.

5 1, nothing without wine.

52. A scholar pays a New Year call with a piece of paper.

53. Veterans are demobilized and recruits celebrate the New Year.

54. Endless days and busy years

55. The years are better, the holidays are better and the days are sad.