More lovely to talk about Daquan: I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

1. Learn ten things and I know nine, which is equivalent to knowing nothing.

2. In fact, the reason why Big Big Wolf failed is that all other wolves eat it raw. This product must be cooked!

Nothing is more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet.

During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

5. Do you have a brief history of time? Psycho, I have time not to pick up shit.

6. Kuteng old tree, the school canteen price increases, students are hungry into thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

7. People who want to sleep can't sleep mostly because they can't sleep.

8. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

9. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

10. My friend has white hair and won't let me pull it out. He said that pulling 1 would become 10. I asked why? She said that because of the black hair around her, she saw her little friend being uprooted and turned white with fear. All right! You won! ! !

1 1. Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

12. Would you like to be my sun? I do. Then please stay with me. The telephone number is 92955886. 7 kilometers

13. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

14. A beautiful woman sent me a message last night saying that there was no one at home at night. Come to my house. So I knocked on the door all night, and sure enough, no one was there. I really wanted to kill her.

15. In this exam month, don't call me by my first name, please call me Guo Er ~

16. Don't mention your appearance without saying a word.

17. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just give them two meals.

18. For those men who say that beauty is not important, that sentence is actually: beauty is not important, but important.

19. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again. /

20. Why do they always play fragments of their manuscripts after the news? Answer: I tell you, we brag in the draft!

2 1. Honey, I did a very manly thing. Did you pee standing up again?

22. The most painful thing in the world is to hold your urine in class until class is over, and as a result, the teacher still delays the class.

23. I was holding hands with my summer vacation, but there was a dog named Homework in the middle.

24. Mom, can I watch TV? Sure, but I just can't open it.

25. An American forgot to bring toilet paper when he went to the toilet, so he had to ask for help through his mobile phone Facebook! After more than ten minutes, more than 20 good people sent toilet paper! A China man forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet and asked for help through WeChat friends circle. Ten minutes later, he was praised by more than 50 people.