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A word of lunch mood

1. Colleagues all went back to work at the Confucius Institute after the holiday. At lunch, the dean made up an epiphany for everyone, and the secretary ate both the little people in the king's scone. . .

2. What's the weather like in Nanjing today? Do Nianwei Supermarket and Teacher Lu have separate lunches for breakfast? .

3, how many diaosi want to be B day and night, and how many scammers are tapping the keyboard. No slut is too wet to walk at the sight of you, and no one can pull a person for nothing. If there is no free lunch, don't ruin yourself. ?

Today is Saturday, enjoy a person's lunch, start packing and prepare to go home next week.

5. Will a person make his own cornmeal for lunch? Bread fried steak is a little lazy today. I don't want to wash green leafy vegetables. I can only use oranges instead of vegetables and add carrot juice to supplement vitamins after lunch. Laziness is hard to change ...?

6, a person's lunch ... suddenly found that the phone has not been charged for three days, and there is still 43% electricity ... It seems that I can leave my phone.

7. When I eat lunch alone, I really want someone to sit opposite me. ?

8. Lunch for one person: shredded cucumber mixed with tremella. I just taught it yesterday and tried it today. It's just that I improved it and added some miscellaneous things to the refrigerator.

9. A person's lunch is so rich. Xiuyixiu has some anxious cooking skills. ?

10, another person's lunch, the seller's neighborhood outside is almost finished? .

1 1, lunch for one person, but it's a pity that it's only noon on Friday! ?

12, lunch for one person, Huangqi pork feet ginger with sweet and sour rice, which is really right.

13, have lunch, do it yourself, admire your quick cooking, and have a good meal alone! ?

14, a person's car, it seems that I still have to go back early. Bask in my lunch and my husband's rations for tooth extraction. Guess how much this pile is worth? The price is as exciting as sunshine.

15, a person's lunch, although the food is hot and the porridge is dry, it does not affect the mood of the person who eats it.

16, the food served in the restaurant at noon today is half roast chicken and French fries, and half. . . Lunch for one person. . .

17, lunch for one person is too rich. Japanese usually have a casual lunch, just a rice ball. I feel completely strange, and my strange eyes question my appetite.

18, another lunch for one person. I don't think anyone can guess what that dark bowl of boiled soup is. I dare not say it.

19, a person's rest day, a person's lunch, enjoy the time? .

20. Before going to bed, you didn't tell me if you wrapped the leek box yourself. You can have lunch in the laboratory without a box lunch, which is still very satisfying. You said you were worried about the safety of me going out alone, and I didn't want you to spend the New Year at home alone.

2 1, lunch for one person: shrimp porridge+hand-torn chicken+hot and sour mustard tuber? .

22. brunch for one person! In fact, after eating one fruit salad, I ordered another, which specifically told the waiter to ask for the largest small portion. It was totally unacceptable, and it was eaten up inexplicably.

23, weekend, a person's lunch, I will say that I cleaned the kitchen wall tiles all morning, should I continue in the afternoon?

24, a person's lunch, a whole durian pizza, after eating the stuffing, leaving the skin.

25, a person's lunch, cooked rice, and then fried into salty rice, rice and vegetables, simple and convenient.

26. Lunch for one? In fact, what should I do if my breakfast after ten o'clock is getting bigger and bigger? .

27. Just have lunch at the court. Tell the truth. As a working meal, it tastes good, hygienic and fresh. It's just that the roast goose leg is a little small for me. One person, 90 yuan.

28. It only took me more than an hour to realize a philosophy of life: at least be a loser who seems to be able to make a comeback.

29, lunch for one, great. Health always comes first.