Only three feet wide to sleep

As the sun sets and the sky turns dark, every house closes its door. The main road is blocked for vehicles, and the small road is blocked for pedestrians. Magpies rush to the big trees, and domestic birds flutter and pigeons rush to the eaves. Gentlemen who travel stay in hotels and serve as soldiers. They moved into the camp. Nine of the ten households locked their doors, but only one door was unlatched.

If you want to ask why the door is not closed, you beat the gongs and drums to invite the gods. You beat the drum of King Wen with your left hand, and picked up King Wu with your right hand. Whip.

Wenwang drum, willow wood circle. Adze stick, planed round. Eight strings are tied on it. Four strings face north, four strings face south.

Four strings Facing the north to secure the world, the four facing south set the country. In the middle, install the Nezha Naohai King Kong circle. On it are strung eight coins. There are also Qianlong's matching Kaiyuan. After talking about the drum, let's talk about the whip. This whip, male The one who uses it is one foot five, and the female one uses one foot three. When driving mountains, they will fall, and when driving seas, they will do it.

I remember when this whip fell into the hands of Erlang, and Erlang used it to drive over a single mountain. When this whip fell, Give me your hand, and I will stand guard for the old immortal.

1 point fox, 2 points yellow, 3 points python, 4 points long, 5 points the wronged soul went up to the rafters after death. Old Immortal If you don’t come home, I will move.

On March 3rd of the following year, the Queen Mother was too lazy to go to the Peach Fair, and the fairy went to heaven nine days after the move.

Moving The farmers don't farm, and the moving workers don't go to work. The little bachelor who moves the house moves three times every five nights, and it's hard.

The little widow who moved the house called and wanted a man, and she was tingling. The edge of the kang.

The old fairy walked forward and passed another pass. He came in front of him, and he went to Langya and then to the pass. When he reached Langya, there was someone watching.

To be sure Asked who was guarding Qin Qiong and Jingde when he arrived at Langya. God Qin Qiong raised his head, and the inner god let in the outer god.

Jingde lowered his head, and the inner god did not bully the outer god. Old immortal The one at home goes forward and passes another level. In front of me 2 is Wolf Cliff 2 is Pass.

2 There are people watching when 2 Wolf Cliff is reached. I want to ask 2 who is guarding Lang Cliff 2 Lang Nezha is here to stand guard. 2 The Lang Shen raised his head, and the inner god let in the outer god.

The Nezha god lowered his head, and the inner god should not bully the outer god. The old fairy walked forward, and another pass came in front of him. ,

3 to Langya, 3 to Guan. 3 to Langya, there are people watching. If you want to ask 3 to Langya, who will guard it, come to the Kitchen God Master.

The Kitchen God Master. My surname is Zhang, and I live in Zhangjiazhuang, above. The eldest brother is Zhang Tianshi, and the second brother is Zhang Yuhuang. The third child has nothing to do.

I would rather go down and be the kitchen king. The kitchen king lowers his head, don’t let Li Xian The foreign gods deceived me. The Kitchen God raised her head, and the inner fairy let in the foreign gods.

The sesame seeds bloomed higher and higher, the millet bloomed and the waist was bent. The corns bloomed with a handful of hair, and the sorghum fields were planted with mugwort.

I shouted: Old Xianjia, I saw you coming indistinctly, and you came as soon as you said you were coming, as if you were sprinkled with stupor.

Go 7 stars, go 7 more Qiao, stop the horse's head and chatter. The old fairy came to get off the horse. It's a lot of hard work, so I put it aside.

But it's hard to deal with it, but it's easier to deal with a gentleman, but it's easy to deal with a villain. .

The old fairy stopped the horse's head to chat, and stopped the horse's tail to go home. Regret to live in the north, regret to live in the south, live in Wuhan, live in Yunnan, live in Qingdao, live in Sichuan.

Li La La, I will go to Taiwan.

Be sure to listen carefully when you call for help, and ask my family members. I am not an unknown person, I live in the East China Sea, Dongfang Wei, Chaoyang encourages me to practice Taoism.

Beside the head is a big blind fly, and on both sides are mung bean flies. I am an old bed bug under the kang mat, and I was hired to come to the joint venture.

Not only the old bed bug fairy comes here, You should know that 7 Mile Street, 8 Mile Camp, and 9 Mile Street Feiguan Hall. The main door is hung with color, and 2 doors are hung with red.

3 hang cannons, and the cannons light up. 2 kicks are raised in the air. There are 10 more rings. Gudong.

The old fairy came to Luoma. I worked hard and tired a lot. I regretted eating and drinking. Either eating or drinking, he said to me, red pond, white sugar, red radish, white radish.

You can drink all the red wine, and there are also chickens and mushrooms. I don’t know what you are proud of, Lao Xianjia.

Please listen carefully when you call me, Lao Xianjia. I left in a hurry and came back in a hurry. I'm thirsty. I don't want anything else. Let me cheer up and block the cold wind.

Qingqing's pestering, I don't have any conditions for the friends below. It's not difficult for me to drink at the old fairy's house.< /p>

The Queen Mother stopped her from paying for the Peach Blossom Fair, and after nine days of drinking, the fairy fell into the sky. The old fairy got into the car and caught up with Yuan.

Old fairy, you have been cultivating the Tao for 500 years. . Eat more food, drink less and talk less, and leave the remaining mouthful for the helper.

Be sure to listen clearly when you ask the helper. I get confused when the old fairy calls me, and I don’t know what the so-called tie-up is.

Camp, I love to cough, I love to cough..

Old fairy, listen to me, there is no province or border. Now it’s time to talk about the voice chat network, all the listeners below are here, < /p>

There are officers and soldiers, party members, league members and commune members. There are also salespersons in the company. I am here to send you good wishes

I wish my friends all the best this year. , two dragons playing with pearls, three goats making fortune, four joys to get rich, five blessings coming to your door, six or six great fortunes, seven stars’ clever tricks, treasures coming from all directions, nine sons passing the exam, making a lot of money with perfect perfection

One step, two, two, three, I walked to the stage in three steps and looked up and down. The guests on the lower stage were really full.

It was said that there were women, men, old people, and teenagers. If there was an empty back seat, it would be considered full.

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In all things, filial piety is the first priority. Unfilial piety will definitely shock the heavens. The kindness of raising children is boundless. Filial piety can turn into green silk smoke

Although the couple is close to each other, they cannot forget their parents. They have worked hard all their lives to this day. , Little deeds can lead to filial piety

You must not have the intention of harming others, you must have the intention to guard against others, be careful when making friends, and you need to be sincere, it is rare to meet a good friend in your life,

You can only count on your fingers in your life. Live for 36,000 days, have tens of millions of houses at home, and only need three feet wide to sleep

When the tiger is no longer in the den, and the trapped dragon has come to ask for help, it is too late to rein in the cliff, and the boat arrives at the center of the river to repair the leak. Chi

Longwo beach is played by shrimps, tigers leave the mountains and are bullied by dogs. The civet cat is as happy as a tiger if it is matched with it, but it is not as happy as a chicken if it is matched with a phoenix

The price of gold, jade and jade is rising, and time is like a sword. Human swords, sun and moon time urge people to grow old,

Three golden rays of Sun Buddha scratch people, what they say is: father wants a hero and his son is a hero, father wants a weak son and his son is a coward, mother wants her daughter to be able to tie embroidery. , if mom wants to be a romantic girl, she will fly

If mom is civilized, then the daughter should be elegant. If mom has a bad style, if she is a daughter, she should be shy or coquettish

That’s what she said There are two characters, one means forbearance and the other means forbearance. The word forbearance is higher than the character for forbearance. There are three drops of water on the head of the character for forbearance. The word forbearance has a knife across the heart. A person needs to have three forbearances a day. You are like this If you don't violate Xiao He's law, you don't have three forbearances. You will be wise in this life. Friends who are doing it

Sit down and listen to me teach everyone what you can't bear. Yeah~

I think we all knew back then that Zhu Maichen could bear to beat firewood at high altitudes, Lu Mengzheng could bear to live in a cold kiln, Jiang Taigong could bear to fish with hooks by the Weishui River, and Liu Bei could bear to wear straw sandals. Pick. This is only for those who can bear it. Let me tell you about those who can't bear it. I think back then, when the overlord was so powerful, he couldn't bear to commit suicide in front of the Wujiang River. When Xiao Luo became a hero, he couldn't bear it. Zhou Xipo He lost his life before. This is a simple matter of whether you can bear it or not

Speaking of you two, I advise the friends sitting here to always tolerate it and go around it. Always remember that a tolerant person is better than that. The word "tiao" is high, even old men have to endure it. What you have to endure is that your grandchildren will accompany you when you are old. Old ladies also have to endure it. What you have to endure is in front of your daughter-in-law in today's society. You must stop nagging, and so will the older girls. You have to be patient. Tolerance is to learn how to stir-fry and stir-fry. When you go to your husband's house, you can't just look down on you. Elementary school students also have to be patient. Tolerance is to study hard and don't skip school. On the Dragon and Tiger days when you study, then I'm afraid that the dragon gate is ten thousand feet high. This civil servant can bear to wear a gauze hat, a martial arts officer can bear to hold a knife, and a sister-in-law can bear to stand in the temple. I, a monk, don't act like a coquettish person.

It's about a pole tree on Jiangyang Road. The brave civet cat taught the tiger all over the mountain, but he didn't teach him the trick of climbing up a tree. On this day, the tiger's belly screamed with hunger, and the master came to listen and chew your skin and flesh. Old cat When he saw that something was not going well, he climbed up to the treetop with a cry of Ao. The tiger hurriedly called out and the master wanted to listen. Listen, if I teach you this trick, I won’t even have enough meat for you to chew. Don’t make unrighteous friends outside the country. I’ll use my tongue as sharp as a knife. I’ll say nice things in front of you. I’ll let you know what’s going on behind my back. Although It’s not all like this. You teach your disciples to take a photo and go on stage to talk about a period of drinking, sex and wealth. Laid-off girl, don’t shed tears, hold your chest high and walk into the nightclub;

> Accompany the rich, earn tips, and don’t give anything to the country. Adding to the burden;

> Father and mother have suffered half their lives, and it is very miserable to be unemployed in old age;

> Weak women should strengthen themselves and develop their bodies to support their parents.

> Do beautification, breast enlargement, learn both Chinese and foreign kung fu;

> Practice internal skills, learn ventriloquism, and match your style and temperament;

> Dance tango, walk four steps, all kinds of You should have the right preferences;

> Be reserved, clever and indulgent, and seize the opportunity before giving in;

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> Act more coquettishly, be less talkative, and grasp the right taste;

> It is very comfortable, but also tiring, and stimulates domestic demand and creates foreign exchange.

> Who dares to say: There is no tradition , Dancing during the Yan'an Rectification Movement;

> He Zizhen, once made a big fuss, you know what will happen

> You dare to say: without background, there is a figure in Zhongnanhai;

> Old Prime Minister, you are good at four steps. The chairman often showers you with rain and dew.

> Who dares to say: I have no status, I slept with the secretary last night!

> All my guests are welcome. How can you repay the vote if you are not a leader?

> You dare to say: It is a crime, bah! That is the evil old society.

> The old feudalism, the old Confucianism, the communist industry Party members don’t want anyone who dares to say:

> Morality is bad, huh! I advise the chief not to divorce the ugly wife!

> He likes, I will accompany him, whoever the chief and I follow< /p>

> Carrying out openness and promoting all kinds of undertakings are more thorough than consecrating me;

> Fragrance is diffused, wine is drunk, red lips lightly open and skirts retreat;

> My bones are weak and my will is weak, everyone will protect me;

> When choosing a backer, you must be strong and get the secretary’s first article.