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Talk about gangsters, gangsters, and domineering.

1. In my world, I am the rule.

2. Come on, boy! Dry this bowl of hot air!

3. The road to Jianghu is a bet. Once you place a bet, you can't decide.

4. Friends may not laugh with you, but they will cry with you.

Brother is someone you can never control.

6. You don't need too many friends, just a friend who can speak from the heart.

I stayed in Chen Haonan for so long because of three things: being strong enough, being loyal and having many brothers! Don't you want to go out!

8. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

9. I am a good citizen in a suit and tie, and I can be a gangster without a tie. Whoever touches my hand, I'll take his life!

10, none of us can escape, and we were all black and blue during that time.

1 1, men get bad when they have money, and women get rich when they get bad.

12, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.

13, if you are well, it will be fine. According to this weather, you should be dead.

14, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

15, it's no use giving you a chance. Kneel down and yell at me, and I'll let your brother go.

16, at that moment, it was not you who kissed me, but I kissed you, and I was very happy. ....

17, Ma Ma said: How did I annoy her during the rebellious period? How did she annoy me during menopause?

18, bragging, self-destruction. Pull somebody else's eggs and find ugliness.

19, when I connect to wifi, I see how arrogant the traffic is!

20. I am willing to pay any price just to be with you.

2 1, depressed, carsick on the way to hell.

22, whether a heart, instead of all the silence and anxiety.

I never knew you were so important to me.

24, people in the rivers and lakes, involuntarily. Although very rich, but also very helpless.

25, because of love, no matter how painful, I will always hold back my tears.

26. Once we miss each other, we are not free.

27, born bitter, no one to take care of. In order to live, set foot on the rivers and lakes.

When I meet you one day, I will talk like a friend. Naturally, I know that I have grown up at this moment.

29. If you beg me, maybe I will spare your family.

30. I just blocked everything to accompany my friends and my brothers.

3 1, I only have one heart, and I only love one person.

32. When you disappear, you don't leave a trace, and you hate yourself for losing your exclusive taste.

33. Actually, it is very simple to like a girl. You should buy more things for her to eat. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

34. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

35. I'm fucking playing with you What do you want? Let me tell you something. You planted a flag in Wan Chai, I pulled it out and threw it back.

36. In the era of falsehood, the truth is always buried beyond the horizon.

37.AE has AE's brother, Huaqiang has Huaqiang's friends, and my friends depend on me for food.

38. This is a fucking law of the jungle world. You are cruel. Well, I will listen to you, but if you are not as cruel as me, then get out of the way. This is a fact.

If I can't live proudly, I would rather die.

40. People have a bottom line. Once someone crosses this line, you can do anything.

4 1, there is a feeling that it is no longer strong, but it has always existed.

42. I don't care what others think of me. I can do whatever I want.

43, a scene, tired clown, laughing at the audience.

44. People living in the world depend on two things, courage and wisdom. I broke out with my hands and courage.

45, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

46, for the sake of wealth, crazy chase. Killing in rivers and lakes is ugly.

47. You said I was old, I admit it. But I was young. Are you old?

48. Tears can't stop flowing downwards. What else is worth having? What's worth waiting for?

49. I can't think of the whole world, only you have left me in the cold.

50, give it your all, Long Hudou. Rain or shine, wealth will come.

5 1, friends don't ask for timely help, just don't screw things up.

52. I killed five mosquitoes, and four of them had their period.

53. Real brothers are not spoken with their mouths, but written with sweat and tears. Brother is in trouble, you must try your best to help!

54. We are all like this. We are unconscious in class. When the bell rings, we are full of energy!

55. When people start to be afraid of terrible things, that is the beginning to overcome them.

56. My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months. Finally, the grades dropped.

57. Go astray and be blind. Who does the pain in my heart tell?

58. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

59. Heroes are not afraid of humble origins, and Guan Jian should have a good brain.

You wait for me at the next intersection, and I'll come to you by bike.

6 1, stranger friend dear, which one will I get?

Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

63. Go the wrong way and don't look back. Brothers are for life. ...

You must admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is funnier than jokes.

I hope I love you one day, and I can write backwards.

66, friends are mountains, friends are water, no friends, wandering everywhere!

67. No amount of money is more than Jinshan Yinshan, and human feelings are like heaven and earth.

68. When money runs out, friendship is not enough. So others save money and I keep friendship. Nothing can save money more than Jinshan Haiyin. Friendship is like heaven and earth!

69. No one knows that I smell of you in my pocket.

70.what are you afraid of? I am easy-going. Guys, throw him down.

7 1, the base is also an art, let's do this art well together!

72. Others choose to turn back when they hit the south wall, but I, Liu Huaqiang, choose to tear down the wall!