WeChat takes a photo of funny copywriting

WeChat Paipai Funny Copywriting (Selected 36 Sentences) 1. It is said that when a girl answers the phone, if it is a stranger calling, her voice will be delicate and soft, and if it is a best friend calling, her voice will be comparable to that of an aunt. 2. I finally discovered that the reason why some foodies want to find someone to fall in love with is simply because the food in some places is not suitable for eating alone. 3. It’s the same meat. Why is it so popular when it grows on the chest, but so annoying when it grows on the belly? Is this considered regional discrimination? 4. My son is one and a half weeks old and he finally started talking today. His first sentence was "Call daddy". Is this what I taught you? 5. Life tells us that when you meet a jerk, you should stay away from him decisively, otherwise you are likely to become good friends in the future. 6. Don’t fall in love with someone just because your brain is full of water. What if the water dries up one day? 7. I didn’t like to eat when I was a child, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. I hugged my fat self sadly. 8. When we were young, we were all flowers and bones of our motherland. As time went by, some of us blossomed, some of us bore fruit, some of us blossomed, and some of us became famous all over the world. But there is such a small group of people, and they finally grow up to be weird! For example, me. 9. People used to say that I had small eyes, but I still didn’t believe it. Finally one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV. Suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then silently covered me with the quilt. 10. I originally wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 3,000 yuan. After careful consideration, I found that cold medicine only costs tens of yuan, so it is more cost-effective to buy cold medicine. 11. My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it. 12. You can’t hide what you like to eat. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers. 13. I heard a conversation between a couple on the street today? Woman: Do you want to be with me every day? Man: I think so. Woman: I also want to be with you every day, but I’m afraid Zhang Liang won’t agree. 14. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future. 15. After all, not every relationship can have a perfect ending. That’s the case for me and mathematics. 16. Stop singing about the rest of your life. If girls don’t work hard to make money, they won’t be willing to be beautiful. The rest of their lives will be cooking. It’s you, it’s you who does the laundry, it’s you who does the housework, it’s you who’s disliked, it’s you who looks after the children. 17.What is a sense of security? A sense of security is having money in your wallet, your electric car being fully charged, and your boyfriend delivering breakfast on time every day. 18. My girlfriend fell down. It was so embarrassing and funny. I quickly took out my phone to take pictures. The girlfriend's face darkened: "While you were laughing, did you ever think about others?" ?I was stunned and quickly posted the photo I just took on Weibo. 19. If you skip one meal a day, you can save a lot of money over time, which can be used for gastric cancer treatment in the future. 20. Today a foreigner asked me for directions. I exchanged English with him and we couldn't understand each other. He didn't understand what I said, and I couldn't understand what he said. 21. Sometimes if you don’t fall in love seriously, you won’t know how happy you are alone. 22. People say I look shabby, but my mother is very fond of me. My mother said that she took me to the park when I was a child. Many people gathered around and asked my mother: "Sister, where did you buy this monkey pen?" ? 23. Parents can never tell the difference between explaining and talking back. If you explain, you are talking back, and if you say anything else, you are talking back. 24. Buyer: Boss, do you have any chocolate? Seller: Yes, Dove’s and Jindi’s. Buyer: I mean mobile phone! ! ! Seller: Oh, it was only after you reminded me that I sell mobile phones. 25. It’s too expensive to fall in love these days. Christmas, Christmas Eve, New Year’s Day, Spring Festival? Forget it, let’s wait. 26. Wife: Husband, the typhoon is coming! You have to hold me tight, what if I blow it to someone else's house and they don't return it? Husband: You can pull me down! Just like you, people will send you back despite the wind! 27. Time is like a butcher's knife, it is aimed at those who are good-looking, but it has no effect on those who are ugly. 28. What is the difference between being loved by no one and loving the wrong person? God’s reply: One has no food to eat, and the other has eaten shit. 29. Don’t always ask boys to pay when you go out. Don’t you know that your parents are poor and rich, so how can they have as much pocket money as us? They're all trying to show off their fatness. If you treat them to a meal, they won't be able to eat meat for a month. 30. Dust to dust, dust to dust, wave goodbye to two hundred and five. 31. There is a piece of clothing in every girl's wardrobe: I used to buy it because I was so poor, but now I think it is ugly.

32. Yesterday, someone asked me if the mayor of Nanjing is called "Jiang Daqiao", and I said no. He said that when I was crossing the river in Nanjing by train, I saw a billboard that said: Welcome to Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge! 33. Common sense must be repeated, otherwise it will be forgotten; injustice must be exposed, otherwise it will continue to do evil; justice must be hyped, otherwise it will be buried alive. 34. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One of their hair is curly and the other is curly. 35. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives. It is really like the world of ice and fire. 36. The great thing about news broadcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can still watch a piece of news completely.