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What conditions should a competent drinker have?

Before answering this question, let me tell you that I don't drink, but my father is an alcoholic. I often hear my father talk about his friends who drink with him. According to my summary, a competent drinker should meet the following conditions.

First of all. Enough drinking. At least you can enjoy drinking as much as people who drink. You can't drink yourself before your opponent feels drunk, and the picture is boring.

Second, the wine should be good enough. You don't have to be persuaded when you can drink, but you usually like to fight alcohol lawsuits. Moreover, after drinking too much, you can control yourself not to talk nonsense, not to swear, not to get drunk, and not to do immoral things after drinking. Otherwise, you will always get into trouble when you are drunk, and others will not follow you to deal with things. When you meet such a drinker, you won't want to drink together for more than half the time.

Third, if others don't agree, don't hire alcohol. You have to ask others to drink more, and you will be happy when you are drunk. Some people don't drink enough, something happens, and people who drink together will have bad luck.

Fourth, be a real drinker. Although everyone likes to eat food when drinking, especially those who are invited, it is best not to care about what the host has arranged. Just eat two appetizers and have fun. People who like drinking at ordinary times are very concerned about who they drink with, because they can chat together and have common topics.

Fifth, be a down-to-earth and honest person. Although drinking can be nonsense, we should distinguish between human feelings and duties. You can't ask others to treat you several times, but take it for granted. You should invite your friends back properly, even if your conditions are worse and your food and drink are worse than others, but you must invite your friends back. Friends may not care, but this will let your friends know that you understand human feelings.