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Copywriting about the weather

Copywriting about the weather (selected 57 sentences) 1. Just after 4 o'clock in the afternoon, the sun has already put away its faint light, as if it is afraid of the cold, hiding like a cotton womb Same thick clouds. 2. In the moon, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball. The clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace. 3. The pine trees stand green in the white snow, swaying with the biting northwest wind and emitting a sharp and piercing whistle, as if they are deliberately despising winter. 4. In the twelfth lunar month of winter, snow blocked the windows, and the ice skates were like small translucent crystal pillars, hanging row by row on the eaves. 5. The weather is so cold that the lake water can freeze into thick ice. 6. The cold winter is coming. After a heavy snowfall, the entire Dongfanghong has become a world of pink makeup and jade. The willow trees are covered with silver bars, and the lawn is also covered with silver. 7. In midsummer, the weather is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly close to the shade of trees, as if they are afraid that the sun will damage their wings. 8. It’s getting cold, Yue Lao, did you use my red thread to knit a sweater? 9. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother. 10. Winter is the most rogue, always likes to freeze my hands and feet. 11. When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she feels cold. 12. After you left, there was no warm hug or embrace anymore. In this cold winter, I was always shivering from the cold. 13. It’s so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t cut off the internet, and endless snacks. If these don’t work, can you give me you? 14. It’s cold, can you lend me a hug? 15. I hope that when the weather is cold, there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever. 16. It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, caressing us gently. Damn, today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, shouting to death with a big mouth. 17. When the weather is so cold that even moving makes me feel weak, seeing you is like seeing sunshine. 18. It’s time to rely on courage to take off clothes, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosive power to get up. 19. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused. 20. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed. 21. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog. 22. This winter is very cold. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket. 23. What is winter? I don’t want to leave the bed even if I’m holding my urine. 24. It is said that this is a season when you will feel cold even if you wear no matter how much clothes you wear? 25. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers. 26. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold. 27. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold. 28. The person who allows you to put your cold hands on his back when the weather is cold must be true love. 29. It’s cold, please give me a hug. If you can’t give me a hug, please give me a coat. I wear size M? If you can’t give me a coat and don’t have a hug, please give me banknotes. I have a card number. 30. When it’s cold, please don’t ask me to put on more clothes. Please just come up and hug me. 31. On this day, the person who allows me to take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love. 32. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter. 33. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense. 34. The weather is getting colder, and fewer and fewer people are playing with their phones while walking on the road. I touched my hot Xiaomi phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Hot at any time, constantly hot, warm into my heart? 35. Not replying to your message does not mean that I am cold, but that my hands are cold. 36. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a head of garlic between me and the scallops! 37. I am not fat, I just expand with heat and shrink with cold. 38. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner. 39. I came to Beijing from Africa, but I think it would be better to go back to Africa to escape the summer heat. 40. No rain, no wind. The sun is scorching and the heat is unbearable. Xiaolenchang, located fifty-five kilometers away in the valley, is even more sizzling. 41. It is gratifying that under the influence of the continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit. 42. I cry from every pore. 43. Go out for two seconds and sweat for eight hours. 44. When you meet a stranger on the road, you smile and become acquainted.

The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention! 45. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog! 46. ??Even cold dishes must be eaten quickly, otherwise they will turn into Malatang after a while. 47. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door and went bare-faced. 48. Principal, open the door. If you have the ability, open the door! Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know your house has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door! 49. There was not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly. 50. There are a lot of liars on the street now. You should be careful when you go out in the future. There was a person on the street today who kept saying it was too hot. It was too hot. I followed him for three streets and he was still alive. 51. Our cornfield is almost turning into a popcorn field. 52. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain! 53. Special reminder: Hou Yi couldn't go out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to take care of his children. Please be prepared to escape the heat. 54. After staying in the water for a while, I was actually cooked. 55. Sitting in a dark room without electricity in such weather, touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood the feeling of Xiao Long Bao. 56. The scorching sun tore the skin of the earth apart. 57. Taishang Laojun: I can't stand this naivety. I have to change the alchemy furnace into an ice cream machine.