Drinking with my father-in-law and posting humorous comments on WeChat Moments and collecting 40 of them

Part 1 of a humorous post about drinking with my father-in-law on WeChat Moments

1. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two glasses.

2. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband;

3. Grassroots cadres do not drink and have no expectations at all.

4. Drink and talk about friendship, this person is a brother.

5. Thousands of mangroves and clouds in the mountains, the wine is smoked by the sun.

6. When the person who persuades you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "Lift your butt, drink again", intending to ask the person to drink another drink. At this time, the person who persuades you to drink should respond: "Move your butt, it means you have to drink again". respect".

7. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

8. Deep feelings, boring.

9. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

10. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

11. From now on, throw away the wine.

12. It is said that you can drink until you are drunk and love your lover until you are in love, but no one drinks until they vomit.

13. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and played wildly, and half drunk when they returned home.

14. Half a pound of wine is not enough to support a wall, and a pound and a half of wine will not let me walk.

15. All anti-wine factions are tigresses!

16. In ancient times, all the sages and sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

17. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

18. I promised to stop drinking, so tonight I will stop drinking and drink again to celebrate.

19. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

20. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk! Part 2 of a humorous post about drinking with my father-in-law on WeChat Moments

21. Miss, please give me two jugs of alcohol.

22. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

23. Discipline inspection officials don’t drink, so there are no clues at all.

24. If you don’t get drunk once in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life; if you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

25. No one understands your frown. No one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble. I want to understand your discomfort.

26. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.

27. Don’t drink when you win, but cheat when you lose.

28. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your official position will be hard to secure.

29. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

30. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking alcohol is like drinking water.

31. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry together after drinking.

32. Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea.

33. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

34. At the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if it is not possible; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right.

35. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

36. Don’t talk nonsense after drinking! Don’t cry or make trouble! Don’t think the universe is yours! Make random calls, don’t send random WeChat messages! Can do the above! You drink hammer wine! Waste of money!

37. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

38. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.

39. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

40. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

Collection of 60 humorous sentences about drinking and thinking about others in the circle of friends

Humorous sentences about drinking and thinking about others in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Grassroots cadres who don’t drink have no hope at all No.

2. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two glasses of wine.

3. Don’t drink just once, or you will fail every time.

4. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

5. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

6. As long as you are in good spirits, drink alcohol like water.

7. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.

8. Drink nine amounts in one drink and focus on training.

9. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for life.

10. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

11. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

12. If you can’t reach the food, stand up.

13. It is a sin to drink wine before your eyes

14. The sound of a thousand-year-old crane rests on your pillow, and the shadow falls on the Wulaofeng in the cup.

15. Life is like a dream, how much joy is there?

16. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

17. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in my life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.

18. One drink for you, one for me, and we’ll dance together after drinking.

19. If ordinary people don’t drink, they won’t be happy at all.

20. A person cannot live without alcohol in the world. How can a person live in a world without getting high? The connotation of humorous sentences about drinking and thinking about people in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

22. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

23. If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first!

24. Don’t want to drink, unwilling to drink, can’t control it.

25. The east wind blows, the drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

26. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you only drink, it will be hard to predict your promotion.

27. If there is a fight, we will fight together, and if we drink, we will drink together. These are brothers.

28. With my excited heart and trembling hands, I just want to have a drink with you

29. No matter how difficult life is, the wine will be choking, and eight times out of ten things will not go as planned.

30. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

31. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

32. People are drifting in the world, how can they not get high?

33. Drinking strong wine that does not make you drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

34. I advise you to drink another glass of wine, and there will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west.

35. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

36. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

37. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

38. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing.

39. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

40. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends. The connotation of humorous sentences about drinking and thinking about others in the circle of friends (Part 3)

41. He who is petty is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not a husband;

42. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and it is the life of drunkenness and dreams. drink!

43. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

44. Wine is the magic that can loosen tongues and make stories vivid.

45. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough.

Feeling weak, can't drink.

46. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

47. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

48. Show your skills in times of crisis, the younger sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for her brother;

49. Being drunk and sober, the mentality is different!

50. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

51. Drinking is so good, I feel like a dog and want to blow bubbles at you.

52. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

53. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, what’s so rare about me?

54. I have weak feelings and can’t drink.

55. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

56. Give wine to the east wind and be patient.

57. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

58. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

59. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart.

60. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water. Copywriting for a domineering and humorous post on WeChat Moments about drinking alcohol

Copywriting for a domineering and humorous post on WeChat Moments about drinking (Part 1)

1. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it first!

2. The leader may not remember whoever toasts to the leader; the leader will definitely remember whoever does not toast to the leader.

3. If you drink well, the wine will taste good. If you drink good wine, the wine will taste good.

4. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

5. Drink less to promote blood circulation and alcohol, but drink too much and you will not survive.

6. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

7. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [Compiled by MeiWEn]

8. I have been suffering from stomach pain for a long time, and the pain goes away after drinking some wine.

9. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

10. Leading cadres do not drink and have no friends.

11. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of two pots.

12. The sound of the thousand-year-old crane rests on the pillow, and the shadow falls on the Wulaofeng in the cup.

13. Deep feelings, boring.

14. It is said that you will drink until you are drunk and love your lover to the point of love, but you drank until you vomited and loved you so much that we broke up.

15. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

16. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

17. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little.

18. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

19. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will have no joy at all.

20. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

21. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

22. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

23. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.

24. If you don’t drink, you won’t get anything. It’s really contradictory to knock down a lot of friends when you drink. Post a domineering and humorous post on WeChat Moments about drinking (Part 2)

25. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.

26. As difficult as life is, drinking will make you choke. Eight times out of ten things go wrong with drinking.

27. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

28. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t bullshit; bullshit don’t bullshit, bullshit don’t admit bullshit.

29. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two glasses of wine.

30. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so why not drink one less cup?

31. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

32. Just two bites?

33. Thousands of mangroves and clouds on the mountains, the wine is smoked by the sun.

34. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't act drunk, you have to pay the bill.

35. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk. .

36. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.

37. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband;

38. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking in a group is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

39. Standing on your legs, drinking does not count.

40. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

41. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking;

42. Drink nine amounts in one drink and focus on training.

43. In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is idle;

44. I want to cry, tears are in my eyes, I want to smile, the corners of my mouth cannot be moved, I just want to use alcohol to do it Numb all my thoughts.

45. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I just hold on to the wall.

46. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

47. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Don’t be too tired in life. A summary of humorous sentences posted on Moments after drinking

A summary of humorous sentences posted on Moments after drinking (Part 1)

1. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

2. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.

3. When I was drunk, I wouldn’t accept anyone, so I would hold on to the wall.

4. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. If the boss doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.

5. People can't drink when they are walking in the rivers and lakes. When they see injustice on the road, they will roar. If you don't drink, who will drink?

6. How can you relieve your worries? Du Kang is the only one.

7. Half a pound of wine is not enough to support a wall, and a pound and a half of wine is not enough for me to walk.

8. I won’t get drunk even if I drink like this. Who will sleep next to the road!

9. Drinking is funny. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

10. Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is, and only when you have been in love can you know how serious it is.

11. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, how can I feel like I am in the human world.

12. Just two bites?

13. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

14. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

15. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

16. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.

17. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

18. Two meals of wine a day will make you feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.

19. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

20. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

Summary of humorous sentences posted on Moments after drinking (Part 2)

21. If you don’t drink, you won’t get anything. It’s really contradictory to knock down a lot of friends when you drink.

22. Standing on your legs, drinking does not count.

23. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so why not drink one less cup?

24. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

25. Give wine to the east wind, and be patient.

26. How can one walk around the world without drinking;

27. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

28. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

29. Do you need a reason to drink? Today’s reason is to drink!

30. It’s hard to drink wine when you’re away from home.

31. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

32. What I have is just a waste of wine. It’s better to get drunk during the long night.

33. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

34. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, what’s so rare about me?

35. Generally don’t drink, don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

36. Drink nine times a day and focus on training.

37. It will be fine if you vomit when you are drunk, and you will be fine if you cry when you are hurt. That's all nonsense.

38. From now on, I will never drink again. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say anything!

39. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

40. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character. Summary of humorous sentences posted in Moments after drinking (Part 3)

41. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

42. Drinking is everywhere in life.

43. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

44. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

45. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future;

46. You will rarely get drunk in life. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

47. The kind that will perish together if you drink alcohol

48. The commodity economy is in circulation, and it is open and invigorating to have a drink.

49. You drink to get drunk. I drink to sober up from other kinds of drunkenness.

50. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

51. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

52. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

53. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.

54. If men and women don’t drink, there is no chance at all.

55. If you can’t reach the food, stand up.

56. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup.

57. I can drink half a catty and drink one catty. This is the most considerate thing!

58. In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is idle;

59. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little, and you drink it without speculation.

60. Drunk on revolutionary wine every day, your eyes will be red, your stomach will be damaged, your hands and feet will be soft, and your memory will be greatly impaired. Humorous sentences for sisters to share on WeChat Moments when they are happy drinking

Humorous sentences for sisters to post on WeChat Moments when they are happy after drinking (Part 1)

1. Men who don’t drink are living in vain.

2. Drinking and singing, the geometry of life.

3. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink. Where can I put the good Chinese wine?

4. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

5. He who never drinks alcohol always drinks until he is unconscious!

6. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will have no joy at all.

7. When the wine entered the throat, there was a cracking sound, like a desperate singing.

8. Do you need a reason to drink? Today’s reason is to drink!

9. Able to drink without losing, leader secretary.

10. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

11. Being able to drink two taels and five taels is a comrade you should cultivate!

12. The kind that will perish together if you drink?

13. One cup for tomorrow, one cup for the past.

14. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

15. If you can’t reach the food, stand up.

16. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

17. Seven wines leave poems, eight wines beg for food, and nine wines leave world heritage.

18. Those who died in the war are dead, but those who are alive will continue to live and drink, remembering the time when they drank with us. [Compiled by Www.QunZou.Com]

19. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

20. Once I was drinking with the boss and others, and I drank a lot. At that time, my brain was too hot, so I raised my glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!" Humorous sentences that sisters happily post on WeChat Moments while drinking ( Chapter 2)

21. Among the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is idle;

22. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot with two pot heads.

23. You drink to get drunk. I drink to sober up from other kinds of drunkenness.

24. Who can walk in the world without drinking. How can people not get high when they are wandering around the world?

25. In ancient times, all the sages and sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

26. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future; if you can drink a pound of alcohol, focus on training; if you only drink drinks, the leaders will not want them; if you can drink, the leaders and secretaries will collapse as soon as they drink, and the official position will be difficult to maintain; if you drink too much for a long time, the talent will be lost. Hard to find.

27. Wine gives people courage, and wine makes people passionate.

28. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future;

29. Is there anything that can’t be solved with a glass of wine? If so, then have two glasses.

30. Put all your worries in wine and keep them in your heart.

31. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

32. Love is always the same in thousands of rivers and mountains, so how about one less drink?

33. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, if you only wear one piece of clothing, no one will feel bad if nothing happens.

34. From now on, I will never drink again. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say anything!

35. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

36. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

37. Thousands of mangroves and clouds in the mountains, the wine is smoked by the sun.

38. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

39. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road?

40. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine. Humorous sentences about sisters having fun drinking and posting on social media (Part 3)

41. Looks like water, tastes spicy, makes you go crazy when you drink it, stumbles when you walk, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early .

42. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

43. People can walk in the rivers and lakes without drinking. If they see injustice on the road, they will roar. If you don’t drink, who will drink?

44. The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, and the longer the friendship is, the more true it is; The flow becomes clearer, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

45. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

46. Drink less to promote blood circulation and alcohol, but drink too much and you will not survive.

47. Swim against the great bend of Yanghe River to the end.

48. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup.

49. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

50. I advise you to drink another glass of wine, and there will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west.

51. The world is vast in the wine, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

52. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

53. What I have is just a waste of wine. It’s better to get drunk during the long night.

54. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

55. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

56. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

57. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

58. I want to cry with tears in my eyes, I want to smile with tears in my eyes, I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts.

59. Drinking is everywhere in life.

60. Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is; only when you have been in love can you know how serious it is. Sixty humorous sentences suitable for a couple who wants to drink and post on WeChat Moments

Humorous sentences suitable for a couple who want to drink and post on Moments (Part 1)

1. Only drink, the leader don't want.

2. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

3. The east wind blows and the war drums beat, whoever drinks today is afraid of who he is.

4. In order for your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first;

5. You will get drunk every day on the revolutionary wine, your eyes will be red, your stomach will be damaged, and your hands and feet will become soft after drinking it. It was also soft, and my memory was greatly reduced after drinking it.

6. If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

7. I was never the name you called out when you were drunk, I was just the woman who stood at the cusp of time to accompany you as you grew up.

8. The hangover medicine my wife bought on my wedding day can only be kept for my son to use in eighteen years.

9. If I get drunk again, I will regret it when my wife and children are separated.

10. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends;

11. Little happiness, just touch along the wall ; Great joy, mopping along the ground.

12. Don’t drink when you win, but cheat when you lose.

13. Drinking is so good, I feel like a dog and want to blow bubbles at you.

14. Wine is like a woman. There are also gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can drink and drink together and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

15. Leading cadres do not drink and have no friends.

16. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so why not drink one less cup?

17. The world is vast in the wine, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

18. Waiter, is your wine watered down?

19. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

20. Drinking tea is the habit of one person, and drinking is the state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence. Humorous sentences suitable for couples who want to drink and post on social media (Part 2)

21. Drinking such good wine will make you immortal!

22. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

23. One drink is worth nine taels, and focus on training.

24. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

25. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

26. Who can live in the world without drinking? How can people not get high when they are wandering around the world?

27. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

28. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

29. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t make nonsense; make nonsense and don’t take nonsense.

30. Standing on your legs, drinking does not count.

31. When a woman drinks, she pours wine, drinks with love, and gets drunk with love.

32. All anti-alcoholists are tigresses!

33. If you don’t get drunk once in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life; if you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

34. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

35. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

36. At the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if not; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right.

37. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

38. Middle-level cadres don’t drink and have no information at all.

39. If a man doesn’t drink, he is living in vain.

40. When you are called, you can drink, you can drink without getting drunk, you can get drunk without getting drunk, you can get confused without falling, and you can fall without falling asleep. Humorous sentences suitable for couples who want to drink and post on social media (Part 3)

41. Drinking alone is lonely, but drinking with a group of people is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

42. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

43. If you don’t drink it, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

44. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; there is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home. ; We must settle things with our superiors, and level them with our subordinates!

45. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.

46. Don’t cry when the wind blows, or get drunk when you drink alcohol.

47. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

48. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

49. If you have wine now, you will be drunk now. Don’t be too tired in life.

50. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

51. Half a pound of wine is not enough to support a wall, and a pound and a half of wine will not let me walk.

52. He told me not to drink because my stomach would hurt, but I told him to put it down. The wine glass will hurt your heart.

53. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.

54. Move your butt to show respect.

55. If you don’t want people to know, unless you toast.

56. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

57. If grassroots cadres don’t drink, they have no hope at all.

58. There are many boys who advise you not to drink, but are there any who will take care of you when you are drunk?

59. Looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink it and it will make your mouth spicy, but your stomach will be haunted. My legs were stumbling while walking, and I was looking for water in the middle of the night. I regret it when I wake up, exhausted both physically and mentally.

60. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.