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Library of "Lü Meng is rushing to fast"

Lü Mengzheng rushes to fast (Hunan Flower Drum Opera classic libretto Mengzheng: The sky has no eyes

The vast sea of ????people and the vicissitudes of life

Lv Mengzheng has been reading articles since he was a child

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Live in Xiaoxicheng, Henan

There is a family in Lujiazhuang

There are no brothers above and no brothers below

Meng Zheng is the only one born alone

My parents love me like a treasure

Unfortunately, the family fortune is gradually withering

A natural disaster wiped out all our wealth

The two elders went to Huangcheng one after another

Meng Zheng has been reading since he was a child

Read all the Spring and Autumn Period and the Five Classics

Ignorance of worldly affairs and few livelihoods

The talent in the world is learned in the belly

< p>A good man has no money and a cold heart

The world is so hot and he has few relatives and friends

There is no use for his talent and learning

How can you satisfy your hunger by painting cakes

No one cares about the poverty in the busy city

Wealth and wealth are far away in the mountains

Who can borrow money from others?

The Mengzheng scholar begged

The house leaked and it rained all night long

The boat on the river encountered a strong wind

Several huts were burned down

Had no choice but to stay in the cold kiln

Begging in the long street and being laughed at

Criticizing Meng Zheng as a lazy person

Meng Zheng is obsessed with articles

How can he have time to care about others

The world's poetry and books are treasures

Today's enlightenment is worthless

What's the use of being full of articles

Not worth a penny and being bullied

Hope The sky sighs and resents the heaven

The world is too ruthless

Entering the temple with a tired body

Hiding under the altar... (2). ..... Meng Zheng: Thanks to the lady for discussing the marriage

How can a crow be worthy of a phoenix

You are the daughter of the prime minister

I am a poor beggar

Living in a cold kiln without a tile in the house

Not having half an acre of land and being poor

Full of useless articles

Not worth begging for OK

I understand the lady’s kindness

The young man dare not deceive himself

Cuihua: My husband does not agree to the marriage

Every word is reasonable

A man with poor ambition is admirable

Where can I find such a man?

Cuihua will make up his mind

Good words to enlighten the one he likes

I will tell you later

The slave family is not a hypocrite

How to be poor is how to be rich

How to be rich is not allowed to be poor

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My husband is like Xue Rengui

Cuihua is willing to learn from Liu Yingchun

Read books with you in the cold kiln

The sea is dry and the stone is rotten, and we are united in the pursuit of justice: Miss Sincerity is precious

How can Meng Zheng be a heartless person

Poverty is difficult to survive

The lady has never suffered from poverty

It is hard to ride a horse and not know the way.

A well-fed man does not know the heart of a hungry man

If you marry me

Take off the silk silk and tie it with a straw rope

Marriage matters It’s not a child’s play

It’s too late to regret and feel sad. I advise the lady to change her mind

So as not to delay your youth

Cuihua: Why should my husband shirk it by chance?

Is it because you think I am unsatisfied

Is it because I think I am ugly

Is it because I am afraid that my heart is not true? Meng Zheng: Miss, you are prettier than Xi Shi

Meng Zheng’s unreasonable suggestion Marriage

You are the daughter of the Prime Minister

There is no way to get married if you want to marry

You and I will marry each other privately

It is a waste of time if our parents object.

The young lady was scolded

The young lady couldn't bear it

Cuihua: As long as you and I are sincere

Why are we afraid of blocking the mountains? Heavy

Tomb Sweeping Day on March 15th

You go to the Xiangfu Garden

My parents are planning my marriage

Cailou tosses the ball Looking for your son-in-law

The colored ball hit you then

Why worry about your parents not obeying

I hope you will see me in the audience then

Don’t let the green flower girl be infatuated with Meng Zheng: Thank you for holding the red thread

Meeting a good match in front of the sacred

Giving a gift in front of the lady

Meng Zheng’s feeling

Xie Jinyuyan

Not to be too poor, a lifelong promise

Jin Zhi betrothed to a poor scholar

I will definitely strive for progress in the future

Live up to the young lady’s strong will< /p>

Tomb Sweeping Day on March 15th

Meng Zheng will definitely come to the front of the building

Miss, please go back to the house

The two will be reunited on Qingming Day ( The two sang the lyrics "Lü Meng is fasting" The emperor of the Song Dynasty is sitting in Kowloon

The rich come from rich and the poor come to the poor

The rich drink fine wine in tall buildings

The poor go to fast Risheng

There is a Mulan Temple ten miles away from the city

A porridge shed was opened

There was a scholar named Lu Mengzheng

He rushed every day Zhaidu Risheng

There is Prime Minister Liu nearby

There is a daughter Liu Cuiping

Liu Cuiping thinks Lu Meng is growing up well

Putting it in front of the building The colorful ball recruits the husband

Prime Minister Liu was very upset at the first sight

Kicked his daughter out of the palace

She lived on the street with nowhere to go

Broken tiles in the cold kiln to show off one's appearance

Lü Mengzheng went to beg for food on the street during the day

Lived in the cold kiln at night

On this day Lu Mengzheng went to drive away food again

Miss Liu Cuiping was left behind in the kiln

As soon as I saw my husband and he left

I felt so sad after thinking about it

I resented my husband Lu Mengzheng

I am fasting and celebrating my birthday every day

God is blowing and it is snowing

The snow is falling deep in the mountains and turning into ice

I am so sad Others complained

Plain that my father was unreasonable

He was not in love with his own daughter

I should not have been kicked out of the mansion

Liu Cuiping kiln Zhongzheng is thinking

I would like to express my gratitude to Mr. Liu from the Prime Minister’s Mansion again

I was ordered by my wife in the Prime Minister’s Mansion

I will give silver and copper to the lady

Xingxing is walking quickly

Hanyao is not far away to meet him

He enters Hanyao with a single step

Seeing the lady and asking for peace

< p>Liu Cuiping looked up here

It turned out to be the old dean of our house

Duan, you are not doing the work in the prime minister's house

Why did you come to my cold kiln?

The family heard the news and hurriedly spoke

Miss Zunsheng, are you listening?

The Prime Minister’s Office was ordered by your mother to come to you

Send grain, rice and silver and copper

Prince, please put down the grain and go back

My father knows that there is no mercy

Grandpa, say I know

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You don’t need to give me careful reminders

Make note of the return of the President to the Prime Minister’s Mansion

Consider Miss Liu Cuiping again

As soon as I saw the President, he walked away

Hurry and cook without stopping

Make porridge and wait for your husband

Lu Meng is returning to the kiln before fasting

It’s really sad to go to fast today< /p>

The fasting was in vain

Mao Yao lowered his head and walked home

Hanyao was not far away to meet him

Walking outside Hanyao

I saw the man’s big footprints walking back and forth

What did the man do here?

What did he do when he came to Hanyao?

It must be The Prime Minister is afraid that my wife will be cold

Here to take my daughter home

If my wife really goes back to her parents' home

It won't be a waste of time to wait for me to come back

Another thought that my wife is a wise woman

I’m afraid she can’t do such a thing

We had a fight a few days ago

She must be angry Changed my mood

The fire rushed upwards at the thought of this place

As soon as I arrived at the Han Kiln, I went to see it

I entered the Han Kiln in one step

See my wife over there

As expected, she didn’t go home

Thinking of the footprints makes me very upset

Lu Meng was standing aside betting on the air bag

< p>Alarmed Cuiping's daughter Chanjuan

When she saw her husband coming home, she was so cold that she shivered all over her body

Hold her skirt under the bed

< p>I protect my husband from the cold

Lv Mengzheng felt very annoyed at first sight

Call me good wife, please listen

I asked you what you have in your hand What kind of thing

I will give you a skirt to protect you from the cold

You know that the body of a scholar is precious

What are you doing to my writing

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Nine cold winter weather

How pitiful is the husband who is frozen

Today I am cold, but I am not cold either.

Today I am cold, but I am not cold either.

As soon as I saw my husband, I was not relieved.

I quickly brought the porridge.

Husband, drink the porridge

Drinking some porridge can also protect you from the cold

Lu Mengzheng became more angry at the sight

My heart is on fire and my eyes are wide open

I will not use the food for no purpose

I will not be greedy for the wealth for no reason

If you don’t use it, I will pull it down

< p>Why are you talking nonsense

I will talk nonsense

Today I will ask you the truth

Our family has neither firewood nor rice.

Where does this bowl of gruel come from

Hungry in my belly is a trivial matter

It is a pity that your chastity is as heavy as a mountain

You are not A woman who is neither strong nor virtuous

Where is the word "shameless"

Liu Cuiping listened to her husband's words

lowered her head to make an abacus

He must have had a bad idea when he saw the gruel

He turned his head when he saw things and thought about emotions

Tell him the truth if you wanted to

He will still have a bad temper in the future Fill in

Lower your head and make a plan

Why not tease him a bit

You are going home for fast today

I don’t know Where is my shameful thing?

Lu Mengzheng became even more angry after hearing this

Today I will ask you the truth

Husband, even though you said this

Bring me firewood and let me see

I heard that the good wife asked for firewood and rice

Why not trick her outside the kiln

Let her talk about the man What's going on with the footprints

I can't tell her and I'm not done with her

Be careful and hurry up and speak

Scream, good wife, listen to me

< p>The grain and rice are outside the cold kiln

Come back with me

The couple walked out of the cold kiln

I don’t see where the firewood and rice are

Not a grain of firewood nor a grain of rice

If you have anything to say, just talk about it

I think you are tired of staying in the house

Please go outside and enjoy the scenery

It is difficult to live in poverty at home

How can you have time to enjoy the scenery

Viewing can also relieve poverty

You can still live happily in poverty

Don't talk nonsense

I asked you which side the scenery is on

I asked you what road is in front of the mountain

What kind of mountain is that behind the mountain?

The front of the mountain is originally Yangchang Road

The back of the mountain is originally Bird Road Forest Mountain

Look Take a look at the beautiful scenery on the road

I don’t want to look at the road, I want to look at the mountains

Look at the beautiful scenery on the ground again

I don’t want to look at the land, but I do Look at the sky

I talk about the earth and she talks about the sky

I talk about the road and she talks about the mountains

You are interrupting me with your nonsense

Why not? It annoys me

Where did the man’s footprints come from on this ground

What are you doing to seduce men

Put a bastard hat on me

< p>You say you are greedy or not?

Why should we have today if we have it in the past

You shouldn’t treat me like a big old turtle

Liu Cuiping heard what her husband said words

He lowered his head and looked at the abacus

He must have been interested in the man’s footprints

Who is as delicious as him?

Lower your head and make a plan

Why don't you play with him

Turn around and turn your face

Call your husband to listen

Let me look at the man’s footprints outside

That’s not difficult

The man’s big footprints are your husband

The women’s small footprints are for you My wife

Then why don’t you stay in the cold kiln

Why did you come out for no reason

Husband, you went to fast and didn’t turn around

I welcome my husband outside the kiln

You welcome your husband in front of the kiln and behind the kiln

Why do you come to the street

Husband, please take a step to see your wife. One step

So I came to the street

Stop telling me these lies

Stop using sweet words to deceive us

As a human being, Knowing three important things

Not as complete as birds and beasts

I don’t know anything else

I remember all three important things

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You are still talking big words now

Let me ask you three big things, what are your benefits?

I have all the benefits

You listen to my wife slowly speaking to you

I remember when I came to the beautiful building to throw colors

Tossing colored balls to match marriage

I don’t love civil and military officials< /p>

I am not greedy for princes and princes

This is the first thing about not being greedy for wealth and honor

Listen to me telling my husband these two things

My husband and I went to the house to pay homage

My father was furious at the sight

I was forced to marry him and break off the engagement

I would rather die than get married. Husband

These are two important things I have told you

Listen to me telling you three important things

Our husband and wife were kicked out of the house

Living helplessly in a cold kiln

Without a grain of firewood or rice

Without food or clothing

I never said a word of regret for my wife

Why did you say that I didn’t preserve my virginity

It was my benefit to tell my husband

I didn’t know that my husband still had He Yanyan

Everything the good wife said made sense

To the point where I was in a dilemma when I was asked to do something

I lowered my head and saw the big footprints

My heart is on fire and my eyes are wide open

Tell me a thousand words and say ten thousand

I can’t tell you that the man’s footprints will never end with you

Let me comment on men’s large footprints

That’s not difficult

Just wait until the sky clears and the clouds disperse

As soon as the sun shines on the footprints, they will be dry

Fuck your fucking dog's fart

Screaming bitch, please listen

You can't tell the man's big footprints today

Die outside Farewell to Us

Lu Mengzheng entered Hanyao angrily

Liu Cuiping had a plan in her heart

Deliberately not telling the truth to him

Her husband was angry He was still angry

He entered the cold kiln with one step

Lü Mengzheng turned his head when he saw it

Lv Mengzheng hurriedly raised the fire stick

Liu Cuiping is bringing the casserole right here

Hurry up and put the casserole down for me

Put the fire stick aside for me

Lu Meng was so angry that he was putting it down Burning fire sticks

Liu Cuiping threw the casserole aside

Lu Meng was so angry that he was spinning

Liu Cuiping stepped forward and said

You are A scholar

I think you have read those sages in vain

Scholars are polite and magnanimous

Who has a small belly like you and loves to eat sour food

My wife is as passionate as fire to you

How can you be so arrogant with your cold words

Stop telling me these lies

Stop using sweet words to deceive me< /p>

The bird flies in the sky and leaves a shadow on the ground

When the gong hits, the street becomes noisy

If Lu Meng is powerful and powerful

Love Husband and wife are sweeter than honey

Now the husband wants a big meal

The loving couple is over

It’s a pity that you are an unfaithful rich girl

Shame on your parents for being so old

I want to win the gold medal in the future

Let’s see how you carry this golden seal

I’m talking to you like this today

It will be difficult in the future

I am so angry just because I saw a footprint

I will have to go crazy when I see a human figure

How are you doing over time? Don’t think about it

You shouldn’t look down upon your wife

Call your husband to stand aside

Listen to my footprints telling you

Just because my mother thought the weather was cold

Ask the hospital administrator to bring rice, noodles and money

I will prepare gruel and wait for you

Waiting for you to fast Turn back

You were merciless and unreasonable when you entered the cold kiln

You talked nonsense about me as my wife

Lu Meng was hearing what my wife said< /p>

It makes me feel very embarrassed

I also think that my wife is a great virtuous woman

I will go up and apologize and leave.

Come to the front and give a salute

I am going to apologize to my good wife and say hello

Apologizing and saying hello are of no use

Kneel down and kowtow and forget it

< p>Go to the front and kneel down

Call my wife to look at her

When you see your husband kneeling down,

Come closer and help me with your hands

Get up, get up

I have something to say to you as a wife

Husband, in the future You must learn well

You must learn to be brave and resourceful

It is also my fault that my husband is short-sighted

I will never eat sour food from now on

Only waiting for the opening of the examination hall

I went to seek an official position with my articles in my arms

I got an official position and a half-time job

I no longer have to suffer poverty with me

You don’t have to rush out with me anymore

The husband and wife have been in love for a hundred years

Later, Lu Mengzheng went to Beijing to take the exam

He won the first place in the middle-class family Number One Scholar

Lu Meng was rushing to fast but failed to sing well

If you sing well, please bear with me