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Library of "Lü Meng is rushing to fast"
Lü Mengzheng rushes to fast (Hunan Flower Drum Opera classic libretto Mengzheng: The sky has no eyes
The vast sea of ????people and the vicissitudes of life
Lv Mengzheng has been reading articles since he was a child
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Live in Xiaoxicheng, Henan
There is a family in Lujiazhuang
There are no brothers above and no brothers below
Meng Zheng is the only one born alone
My parents love me like a treasure
Unfortunately, the family fortune is gradually withering
A natural disaster wiped out all our wealth
The two elders went to Huangcheng one after another
Meng Zheng has been reading since he was a child
Read all the Spring and Autumn Period and the Five Classics
Ignorance of worldly affairs and few livelihoods
The talent in the world is learned in the belly
< p>A good man has no money and a cold heartThe world is so hot and he has few relatives and friends
There is no use for his talent and learning
How can you satisfy your hunger by painting cakes
No one cares about the poverty in the busy city
Wealth and wealth are far away in the mountains
Who can borrow money from others?
The Mengzheng scholar begged
The house leaked and it rained all night long
The boat on the river encountered a strong wind
Several huts were burned down
Had no choice but to stay in the cold kiln
Begging in the long street and being laughed at
Criticizing Meng Zheng as a lazy person
Meng Zheng is obsessed with articles
How can he have time to care about others
The world's poetry and books are treasures
Today's enlightenment is worthless
What's the use of being full of articles
Not worth a penny and being bullied
Hope The sky sighs and resents the heaven
The world is too ruthless
Entering the temple with a tired body
Hiding under the altar... (2). ..... Meng Zheng: Thanks to the lady for discussing the marriage
How can a crow be worthy of a phoenix
You are the daughter of the prime minister
I am a poor beggar
Living in a cold kiln without a tile in the house
Not having half an acre of land and being poor
Full of useless articles
Not worth begging for OK
I understand the lady’s kindness
The young man dare not deceive himself
Cuihua: My husband does not agree to the marriage
Every word is reasonable
A man with poor ambition is admirable
Where can I find such a man?
Cuihua will make up his mind
Good words to enlighten the one he likes
I will tell you later
The slave family is not a hypocrite
How to be poor is how to be rich
How to be rich is not allowed to be poor
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My husband is like Xue Rengui
Cuihua is willing to learn from Liu Yingchun
Read books with you in the cold kiln
The sea is dry and the stone is rotten, and we are united in the pursuit of justice: Miss Sincerity is precious
How can Meng Zheng be a heartless person
Poverty is difficult to survive
The lady has never suffered from poverty
It is hard to ride a horse and not know the way.
A well-fed man does not know the heart of a hungry man
If you marry me
Take off the silk silk and tie it with a straw rope
Marriage matters It’s not a child’s play
It’s too late to regret and feel sad. I advise the lady to change her mind
So as not to delay your youth
Cuihua: Why should my husband shirk it by chance?
Is it because you think I am unsatisfied
Is it because I think I am ugly
Is it because I am afraid that my heart is not true? Meng Zheng: Miss, you are prettier than Xi Shi
Meng Zheng’s unreasonable suggestion Marriage
You are the daughter of the Prime Minister
There is no way to get married if you want to marry
You and I will marry each other privately
It is a waste of time if our parents object.
The young lady was scolded
The young lady couldn't bear it
Cuihua: As long as you and I are sincere
Why are we afraid of blocking the mountains? Heavy
Tomb Sweeping Day on March 15th
You go to the Xiangfu Garden
My parents are planning my marriage
Cailou tosses the ball Looking for your son-in-law
The colored ball hit you then
Why worry about your parents not obeying
I hope you will see me in the audience then
Don’t let the green flower girl be infatuated with Meng Zheng: Thank you for holding the red thread
Meeting a good match in front of the sacred
Giving a gift in front of the lady
Meng Zheng’s feeling
Xie Jinyuyan
Not to be too poor, a lifelong promise
Jin Zhi betrothed to a poor scholar
I will definitely strive for progress in the future
Live up to the young lady’s strong will< /p>
Tomb Sweeping Day on March 15th
Meng Zheng will definitely come to the front of the building
Miss, please go back to the house
The two will be reunited on Qingming Day ( The two sang the lyrics "Lü Meng is fasting" The emperor of the Song Dynasty is sitting in Kowloon
The rich come from rich and the poor come to the poor
The rich drink fine wine in tall buildings
The poor go to fast Risheng
There is a Mulan Temple ten miles away from the city
A porridge shed was opened
There was a scholar named Lu Mengzheng
He rushed every day Zhaidu Risheng
There is Prime Minister Liu nearby
There is a daughter Liu Cuiping
Liu Cuiping thinks Lu Meng is growing up well
Putting it in front of the building The colorful ball recruits the husband
Prime Minister Liu was very upset at the first sight
Kicked his daughter out of the palace
She lived on the street with nowhere to go
Broken tiles in the cold kiln to show off one's appearance
Lü Mengzheng went to beg for food on the street during the day
Lived in the cold kiln at night
On this day Lu Mengzheng went to drive away food again
Miss Liu Cuiping was left behind in the kiln
As soon as I saw my husband and he left
I felt so sad after thinking about it
I resented my husband Lu Mengzheng
I am fasting and celebrating my birthday every day
God is blowing and it is snowing
The snow is falling deep in the mountains and turning into ice
I am so sad Others complained
Plain that my father was unreasonable
He was not in love with his own daughter
I should not have been kicked out of the mansion
Liu Cuiping kiln Zhongzheng is thinking
I would like to express my gratitude to Mr. Liu from the Prime Minister’s Mansion again
I was ordered by my wife in the Prime Minister’s Mansion
I will give silver and copper to the lady
Xingxing is walking quickly
Hanyao is not far away to meet him
He enters Hanyao with a single step
Seeing the lady and asking for peace
< p>Liu Cuiping looked up hereIt turned out to be the old dean of our house
Duan, you are not doing the work in the prime minister's house
Why did you come to my cold kiln?
The family heard the news and hurriedly spoke
Miss Zunsheng, are you listening?
The Prime Minister’s Office was ordered by your mother to come to you
Send grain, rice and silver and copper
Prince, please put down the grain and go back
My father knows that there is no mercy
Grandpa, say I know
p>You don’t need to give me careful reminders
Make note of the return of the President to the Prime Minister’s Mansion
Consider Miss Liu Cuiping again
As soon as I saw the President, he walked away
Hurry and cook without stopping
Make porridge and wait for your husband
Lu Meng is returning to the kiln before fasting
It’s really sad to go to fast today< /p>
The fasting was in vain
Mao Yao lowered his head and walked home
Hanyao was not far away to meet him
Walking outside Hanyao
I saw the man’s big footprints walking back and forth
What did the man do here?
What did he do when he came to Hanyao?
It must be The Prime Minister is afraid that my wife will be cold
Here to take my daughter home
If my wife really goes back to her parents' home
It won't be a waste of time to wait for me to come back
Another thought that my wife is a wise woman
I’m afraid she can’t do such a thing
We had a fight a few days ago
She must be angry Changed my mood
The fire rushed upwards at the thought of this place
As soon as I arrived at the Han Kiln, I went to see it
I entered the Han Kiln in one step
See my wife over there
As expected, she didn’t go home
Thinking of the footprints makes me very upset
Lu Meng was standing aside betting on the air bag
< p>Alarmed Cuiping's daughter ChanjuanWhen she saw her husband coming home, she was so cold that she shivered all over her body
Hold her skirt under the bed
< p>I protect my husband from the coldLv Mengzheng felt very annoyed at first sight
Call me good wife, please listen
I asked you what you have in your hand What kind of thing
I will give you a skirt to protect you from the cold
You know that the body of a scholar is precious
What are you doing to my writing
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Nine cold winter weather
How pitiful is the husband who is frozen
Today I am cold, but I am not cold either.
Today I am cold, but I am not cold either.
As soon as I saw my husband, I was not relieved.
I quickly brought the porridge.
Husband, drink the porridge
Drinking some porridge can also protect you from the cold
Lu Mengzheng became more angry at the sight
My heart is on fire and my eyes are wide open
I will not use the food for no purpose
I will not be greedy for the wealth for no reason
If you don’t use it, I will pull it down
< p>Why are you talking nonsenseI will talk nonsense
Today I will ask you the truth
Our family has neither firewood nor rice.
Where does this bowl of gruel come from
Hungry in my belly is a trivial matter
It is a pity that your chastity is as heavy as a mountain
You are not A woman who is neither strong nor virtuous
Where is the word "shameless"
Liu Cuiping listened to her husband's words
lowered her head to make an abacus
He must have had a bad idea when he saw the gruel
He turned his head when he saw things and thought about emotions
Tell him the truth if you wanted to
He will still have a bad temper in the future Fill in
Lower your head and make a plan
Why not tease him a bit
You are going home for fast today
I don’t know Where is my shameful thing?
Lu Mengzheng became even more angry after hearing this
Today I will ask you the truth
Husband, even though you said this
Bring me firewood and let me see
I heard that the good wife asked for firewood and rice
Why not trick her outside the kiln
Let her talk about the man What's going on with the footprints
I can't tell her and I'm not done with her
Be careful and hurry up and speak
Scream, good wife, listen to me
< p>The grain and rice are outside the cold kilnCome back with me
The couple walked out of the cold kiln
I don’t see where the firewood and rice are
Not a grain of firewood nor a grain of rice
If you have anything to say, just talk about it
I think you are tired of staying in the house
Please go outside and enjoy the scenery
It is difficult to live in poverty at home
How can you have time to enjoy the scenery
Viewing can also relieve poverty
You can still live happily in poverty
Don't talk nonsense
I asked you which side the scenery is on
I asked you what road is in front of the mountain
What kind of mountain is that behind the mountain?
The front of the mountain is originally Yangchang Road
The back of the mountain is originally Bird Road Forest Mountain
Look Take a look at the beautiful scenery on the road
I don’t want to look at the road, I want to look at the mountains
Look at the beautiful scenery on the ground again
I don’t want to look at the land, but I do Look at the sky
I talk about the earth and she talks about the sky
I talk about the road and she talks about the mountains
You are interrupting me with your nonsense
Why not? It annoys me
Where did the man’s footprints come from on this ground
What are you doing to seduce men
Put a bastard hat on me
< p>You say you are greedy or not?Why should we have today if we have it in the past
You shouldn’t treat me like a big old turtle
Liu Cuiping heard what her husband said words
He lowered his head and looked at the abacus
He must have been interested in the man’s footprints
Who is as delicious as him?
Lower your head and make a plan
Why don't you play with him
Turn around and turn your face
Call your husband to listen
Let me look at the man’s footprints outside
That’s not difficult
The man’s big footprints are your husband
The women’s small footprints are for you My wife
Then why don’t you stay in the cold kiln
Why did you come out for no reason
Husband, you went to fast and didn’t turn around
I welcome my husband outside the kiln
You welcome your husband in front of the kiln and behind the kiln
Why do you come to the street
Husband, please take a step to see your wife. One step
So I came to the street
Stop telling me these lies
Stop using sweet words to deceive us
As a human being, Knowing three important things
Not as complete as birds and beasts
I don’t know anything else
I remember all three important things
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You are still talking big words now
Let me ask you three big things, what are your benefits?
I have all the benefits
You listen to my wife slowly speaking to you
I remember when I came to the beautiful building to throw colors
Tossing colored balls to match marriage
I don’t love civil and military officials< /p>
I am not greedy for princes and princes
This is the first thing about not being greedy for wealth and honor
Listen to me telling my husband these two things
My husband and I went to the house to pay homage
My father was furious at the sight
I was forced to marry him and break off the engagement
I would rather die than get married. Husband
These are two important things I have told you
Listen to me telling you three important things
Our husband and wife were kicked out of the house
Living helplessly in a cold kiln
Without a grain of firewood or rice
Without food or clothing
I never said a word of regret for my wife
Why did you say that I didn’t preserve my virginity
It was my benefit to tell my husband
I didn’t know that my husband still had He Yanyan
Everything the good wife said made sense
To the point where I was in a dilemma when I was asked to do something
I lowered my head and saw the big footprints
My heart is on fire and my eyes are wide open
Tell me a thousand words and say ten thousand
I can’t tell you that the man’s footprints will never end with you
Let me comment on men’s large footprints
That’s not difficult
Just wait until the sky clears and the clouds disperse
As soon as the sun shines on the footprints, they will be dry
Fuck your fucking dog's fart
Screaming bitch, please listen
You can't tell the man's big footprints today
Die outside Farewell to Us
Lu Mengzheng entered Hanyao angrily
Liu Cuiping had a plan in her heart
Deliberately not telling the truth to him
Her husband was angry He was still angry
He entered the cold kiln with one step
Lü Mengzheng turned his head when he saw it
Lv Mengzheng hurriedly raised the fire stick
Liu Cuiping is bringing the casserole right here
Hurry up and put the casserole down for me
Put the fire stick aside for me
Lu Meng was so angry that he was putting it down Burning fire sticks
Liu Cuiping threw the casserole aside
Lu Meng was so angry that he was spinning
Liu Cuiping stepped forward and said
You are A scholar
I think you have read those sages in vain
Scholars are polite and magnanimous
Who has a small belly like you and loves to eat sour food
My wife is as passionate as fire to you
How can you be so arrogant with your cold words
Stop telling me these lies
Stop using sweet words to deceive me< /p>
The bird flies in the sky and leaves a shadow on the ground
When the gong hits, the street becomes noisy
If Lu Meng is powerful and powerful
Love Husband and wife are sweeter than honey
Now the husband wants a big meal
The loving couple is over
It’s a pity that you are an unfaithful rich girl
Shame on your parents for being so old
I want to win the gold medal in the future
Let’s see how you carry this golden seal
I’m talking to you like this today
It will be difficult in the future
I am so angry just because I saw a footprint
I will have to go crazy when I see a human figure
How are you doing over time? Don’t think about it
You shouldn’t look down upon your wife
Call your husband to stand aside
Listen to my footprints telling you
Just because my mother thought the weather was cold
Ask the hospital administrator to bring rice, noodles and money
I will prepare gruel and wait for you
Waiting for you to fast Turn back
You were merciless and unreasonable when you entered the cold kiln
You talked nonsense about me as my wife
Lu Meng was hearing what my wife said< /p>
It makes me feel very embarrassed
I also think that my wife is a great virtuous woman
I will go up and apologize and leave.
Come to the front and give a salute
I am going to apologize to my good wife and say hello
Apologizing and saying hello are of no use
Kneel down and kowtow and forget it
< p>Go to the front and kneel downCall my wife to look at her
When you see your husband kneeling down,
Come closer and help me with your hands
Get up, get up
I have something to say to you as a wife
Husband, in the future You must learn well
You must learn to be brave and resourceful
It is also my fault that my husband is short-sighted
I will never eat sour food from now on
Only waiting for the opening of the examination hall
I went to seek an official position with my articles in my arms
I got an official position and a half-time job
I no longer have to suffer poverty with me
You don’t have to rush out with me anymore
The husband and wife have been in love for a hundred years
Later, Lu Mengzheng went to Beijing to take the exam
He won the first place in the middle-class family Number One Scholar
Lu Meng was rushing to fast but failed to sing well
If you sing well, please bear with me
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