Humorous jokes suitable for mass mailing.

1. Even if the teacher talks about a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

If I die, my first sentence is: finally I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

Although you are already taken, I can use flowers instead of trees.

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

6. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are mean, they will be invincible!

7. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

I have made up my mind that if I have a son, I will be a robber, and if I have a daughter, I will be a princess.

10. Go to sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

1 1. The lowest goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field!

12. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

13. "What if my mobile phone falls into the toilet?" "Is shit sending me a message?"

14. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

15. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

16. Now, what we can't get up is our grades, and what we can't get down is our weight.

17. Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on the home computer and then CTRL+V on the company computer. Not even the same article. No, it's not even an expensive computer.

18. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

19. "Doctor, please help me. I seem to have a disease that is easily overlooked by others. " "Next, thank you."

20. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

2 1. "Are you full of shit?" "I only have you in my mind!"

22. No matter what our grades are, we are still good relatives!

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

24. Without Pangu, there would be no hope for the evolution of apes; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

25. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!