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Luocheng bugua

McCullough is the seventh hero of Sui and Tang Dynasties, known as the cold-faced gun man. Few people in the world can beat the five-hook flying gun in his hand. However, Luo became extremely cruel and vicious. In storytelling, McCullough's fireworks and cruelty are a must.

Mccullough became famous as a teenager. At the age of eleven, he led the troops across the north and returned with a crushing defeat. After the crock became sworn, Luo Rang calculated a divination for himself and asked himself how old he could live. Xu Maogong, a strategist in Wagang Village, is a fortuneteller similar to Zhuge Liang. He can pinch and calculate, and immediately break his fingers and tell McCullough that he can live to seventy-three. McCullough is very happy, because people live at the age of seventy, and seventy-three is already a very old age.

Later, the successful McCullough saw a six-awned shed in the street. Outside the shed, it reads: "There are tigers in the South Mountain and dragons in the North Sea. It is windy and rainy, and the rain is uncertain. If I have a bird on my head, its feathers are incomplete. Otherwise, if you don't count correctly, you can kick down the six-pointed star shed and get a refund. McCullough a look at this tone, like made a fortune, looking for his bad luck. After the old monk in the shed asked McCullough to report his birthday, he began to tell his life story. Luo preconceived that he had two brushes, so let him die. Experienced blunt McCullough can only live to be twenty-three years old, McCullough turned against directly, Xu Maogong gave me seventy-three, you gave me fifty years, without saying a word to tear down your shed.

No one has ever seen a darkroom. Who knows that gods and buddhas have eyes? Sophisticated and not angry, he revealed McCullough's five shortcomings.

McCullough's first shortcoming is to pass the gun and pass the mace to control the ball. McCullough's cousin is Qin Qiong. When Qin was in Beiping, the two brothers often practiced martial arts together in their spare time. One day, it occurred to McCullough that the Luo family gun was a stunt, and chinese odyssey, the mace of the Qin family, wanted to learn martial arts. Qin Qiong thought it was a good idea, but he swore not to hide his stunt. McCullough immediately vowed that if he kept martial arts for himself, he would shoot an arrow at random, and Qin Qiong also vowed that if he kept martial arts for himself, he would vomit blood and die. Just Qin Qiong pass mace method to the killer, afraid to McCullough. Only he didn't, so he didn't pass. McCullough, too, when it comes to comeback, he is worried that this will only show his cousin his reputation and will not show his own means, leaving a chance to come back. McCullough secretly left a comeback, swore an oath, this is the first short, he lost ten years.

McCullough's second shortcoming is forcing his adoptive father to death. McCullough's adoptive father is Ding Yanping, with two guns. Luo Jia's gun is most afraid of Ding Yanping's double-pointed gun, which will lead to a narrow escape. When McCullough went to the crock to break the snake array, he happened to meet Ding Yanping who was invited to be a snake array. McCullough knew that it would be difficult to break the array if there was an adoptive father. He tricked out the method of breaking two shots with one hand and stabbed the adoptive father in the array. Later, when the bronze flag array was broken, McCullough met his adoptive father again, and he did not hide that he stabbed him and stabbed him again. McCullough also don't stab adoptive father, let him do it at his own will. Ding Yanping asked McCullough if he wanted to let himself go. McCullough told him that it would hurt people to set the tiger free in the future. Ding Yanping asked, what about that? McCullough only said a sentence, don't you have a sword around your waist? In this way, Ding Yanping was forced to commit suicide by McCullough. This is because McCullough is still in Beiping, afraid of revealing his identity. Forcing his adoptive father to death was the second shortest, and then he died for ten years.

McCullough's third shortcoming is that he killed his wife with his heart. When attacking Mengzhou City, it was repeatedly attacked. Later, before the capture of Mengzhou, McCullough seduced two daughters of guarding generals, Hu Jinchan and Wang Jine, and married them. The two have deep feelings for McCullough, but McCullough is so proud that he thinks that Mengzhou has ruined his heroic reputation with the help of women, and even tricked his two wives into setting fire to Yueyang Tower. Luo Cheng was so cruel that he lost his life for another ten years.

McCullough's fourth shortcoming is to supervise his brother. Luo Cheng, a native of Wang Fu, Beiping, looked down on the greenwood middleman. When he went to Shandong to celebrate his birthday, he was instigated by Cheng and had a single fight. Since then, he has been at odds. After the dissolution of the crock, Dan went to Luoyang, and then, Cheng and Luo Cheng also went to Dan, and Dan also built a Sanxian Pavilion for them. At that time, Xu Maogong took refuge in the Tang Dynasty and came to Luoyang to find three men to break Weichi Gong. Hecheng followed him, while Luo Cheng stayed in Luoyang due to illness. Dan Xiong Xin took good care of McCullough, but finally McCullough went to Tang Ying and locked the five kings captured alive by the dragon. It's nothing, but McCullough shouldn't behead his brother Dan Xiong Xin, and his friendship is broken. Treacherous to kill his brother, McCullough once again lost ten years of life.

Luo Cheng's fifth shortest is that Wolong is drunk in bed. McCullough took refuge in the Li Tang dynasty and made great contributions. Li Shimin personally whipped the stirrup for McCullough and gave a banquet for him. Arrogant McCullough was as drunk as a fiddler, lying on the dragon bed. I think McCullough is a white tiger star, and Li Shimin is a purple star reincarnation. The detainee deceives the king, and Luo Cheng will die for another ten years.

McCullough, after hearing this, was in tears and regretted doing things too short-sighted. In the end, McCullough was killed by Zhou Xipo's disorderly arrows while fighting Liu Heita. He was only 23 years old when he died.