Deep self-mockery and fat circle of friends copy article 49

Deep self-deprecating and fattening circle of friends 1 2. How can it be so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds in just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

4. I will slap myself when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.

5. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

6. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.

7. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.

8. Did you have a snack today? You should gain weight!

9. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach think about oil. He looks for food and drink every day. He is pregnant with the hospital and worried about losing weight.

10. I am fat because many things are difficult to lose weight.

1 1. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, it hurts to hate not dieting, and it hurts the most to lose weight.

12. Fat is fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

13. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

14. If you sell me by the catty, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

15. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

16. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

17. Fat in vain, full of hope.

18. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.

19. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

20. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the road to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

2 1. If time is killing pigs, obesity is killing dragons!

22. One day, I will be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

23. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

24. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when she says this, because she has just had enough.

Deep self-mockery and fat circle of friends. 25. A fat man is fatter than others.

26. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

27. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.

28. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

29. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

30. I am still eating this thing at this time. I may think I gain weight too slowly.

3 1. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

32. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

33. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

34. In such a cold day this year, I actually feel fine. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat.

35. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they have become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

36. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

37. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

38. I always take my life buoy with me when I swim in the sea. ...

39. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

40. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

4 1. I am particularly annoyed with those who call themselves fat, lazy, or don't think about themselves and take action every day.

42. The voice of most fat people: intentional weight loss, unable to return to heaven.

43. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

44. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

45. Control Alipay, stop, shut up, and you can't eat midnight snack if you are hungry in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

46. I'm getting fat. Last year's skirt is too tight this year. Today's appetite is not as good as yesterday.

47. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

48. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.

Humorous sentences describing others getting fat are universal (49)

Humorous sentences describing others getting fat 1. The epidemic is almost over, and I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

It is too easy to get fat in winter. I will try to lose weight for a beautiful spring.

4. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.

I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

6. I can afford to play, and I am not so picky as a thin man. If I don't eat this, I'll quit.

7. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

8. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

10. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

1 1. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, and people who are really fat are numb.

12. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

13. I am so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I think I'm getting fat.

14. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why did I order a fried string at midnight?

15. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

16. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

17. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.

18. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

19. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

20. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you make yourself short and fat.

2 1. Give me back my collarbone and my fatter legs.

22. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

23. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is almost empty! I think it's okay!

24. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

26. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!

27. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

I can turn over in such a short distance.

29. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.

30. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

3 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

32. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

33. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?

34. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

35. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?

36. I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken duck necks, and lotus root fish tofu!

37. A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

38. Control Alipay, stop, shut up, and you can't eat midnight snack if you are hungry in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

39. Fat in vain, full of hope.

40. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, you still have a body shape that says you are fat when you are fat!

4 1. I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. I'm steady and good!

42. One day, I will be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

43. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.

44. Why eat inanimate things ... You still feel that you are not fat enough.

45. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

46. My pants have shrunk again. ...

47. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean, I'm getting fat again.

48. I spent half the winter in edema. I seem to have gained five or six pounds.

49. You can't see your feet with your head down. ...

Forty cool singles extracted from a circle of friends.

Single and cool friend circle copy (I) 1. Today is Valentine's Day. Do you want a dog at home? The single kind!

2. Those who say to rent their own for Valentine's Day, don't be silly, ok? Usually no one wants it for free, but now they collect money.

I'm plain, so I can't see it. If you want to miss it, miss it

I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which will break the dogma.

It's time to take this opportunity to release resources, after all, there are still many people waiting in line.

6. Here, I hope that lovers will be well, and those who have no lovers will find true love.

7. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you.

8. Teach you the most effective way to get out of single dog and be my wife.

9. Leave your initials on the number keys. If they are the same, make a pair for Valentine's Day.

10. Everyone else has sweet love. I only have one bald head.

1 1. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

12. Dear yourself, life is not easy. Even if no one loves you, you should be naive and chivalrous to your friends. Stay happy, cheerful, tough, warm, sincerely respect others, and don't feel inferior or arrogant, so that your life will go smoothly.

13. Brother, can you be my friend? My mother drives a Lamborghini and my father drives a Rolls Royce. I'm kidding.

14. Does anyone collect idle treasures? I'm free anyway.

15. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

16. Today is Valentine's Day. Call on your own initiative or admit that I was wrong?

17. Today's me =98% acid +2% single.

18. I hope that when you are single, you will have more freedom and less loneliness. You can also eat well and live with your heart. You will not only maintain the confidence of being single, but also have the courage to love. Wish you an early divorce!

19. Valentine's Day without a lover, with no flowers before and after, holding hands. No more chattering and whispering.

20. I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog.

Single and cool friend circle copy (2)1. Others talked about a love affair for three years. Did I ask a person who has been in love for three years?

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

23. You would rather be a dog than confess to me. I wrote about this blood feud.

24. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having a favorite person in my heart.

25. I will spend New Year's Day alone, Lantern Festival alone and Valentine's Day alone. Let me take the exam alone if I have the ability.

26. God is fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, and he won't let you spend Valentine's Day.

27. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

28. Someone asked me, how are you going to spend this Valentine's Day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

I want to go to the movies with my date tomorrow. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

30. My main composition is 99% cute+1% single.

3 1. If you don't like me, please donate your eyes to someone in need.

32. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

33. You procrastinate, you procrastinate, you are a pig and eight quit reborn. Except for a piece of meat, you didn't bring the rest, and no one buried you when you died.

34. On Valentine's Day, the sour taste of lovers is everywhere, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.

35. What gift are you going to give your girlfriend on Valentine's Day? I bought a 1T mobile hard disk and changed my girlfriend to a big house for the holidays.

36. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

37. extremes meet, and beauty must be single.

38. I hope you can be happy without a lover on Valentine's Day.

39. Love is drinking this cup before pouring that one.

40. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

Colleagues drink together, make funny copies, and send friends to collect 45 articles.

Colleagues drink together and send a funny copy to the circle of friends (I) 1. Bold words and spirits make heroes brave. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

2. Feelings are too weak to drink.

If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where should I put it?

No one understands your frown, and no one gets drunk with you. Blame me for asking for it and try to understand your discomfort.

Qianshan always loves thousands of waters and drinks less.

6. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

8. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

10. The theoretical basis of the battle for wineries is: small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, good things can last for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

1 1. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentional life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

12. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

13. Be careful when drinking, and don't get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

15. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

16. It's better to doze off than to get drunk.

17. One wine wins, two wine loses, three wine two dead's wife, four wine rocks, five wine four rooms, and six wine enlightenment is a temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. The key is the right atmosphere.

20. You can drink 2252, so comrades should be trained!

2 1. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

22. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

23. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

Colleagues drink together and send funny copy to friends circle (2) 24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this method know a lot, but they do almost nothing.

25. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

26. Wine songs will accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

27. Wine is a kind of magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

29. Grass-roots cadres don't drink alcohol and have no expectations at all.

30. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

3 1. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

32. It doesn't rain in the sky, but it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? This is a bitter drink.

33. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.

34. If I want to drink well, you have to pour it first.

35. If you can get drunk in the past, your memory is a hangover.

36. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

38. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

39. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

40. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

4 1. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

42. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

43. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

44. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

45. People who can't drink well mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

Send a sad humorous circle of friends on rainy days. A self-deprecating sentence

1, you have a good life, I have a good walk! I believe that Hao has never left, and you have been behind me. If something really happens to me, I'm sure you will.

Show yourself!

2, good memories will always stay in my heart, and bad memories are far behind!

3, people in this life, who have not loved a few scum, who have not made friends, who have not taken detours, this is the price of growth. ?

4. Open your heart, open your social circle, don't get entangled in your own small circle, go out and get to know more people, and let the new life gradually crowd out the old one.

Life.

5. Let go of your past self. Everyone is young and ignorant. Love pays attention to the right place and the right time. Missed it, then missed it. Can I let myself go as soon as possible?

himself

6. No matter how big the storm is, it can't stop the pace of progress, and no matter how big the setback is, it can't stop the determination to continue living! I can't change the weather, but I can change it with a smile

You can't change others, but you can be yourself! I will meet many things and people in my life. I hope I can live happily and smartly! ! !

7. People and things you miss will be met by others, and you will have a chance to have them if others miss them. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, really.

What belongs to you will never be missed.

8. Why not give it another chance? Giving others a chance is also giving yourself a chance.

9. I have made up your mind.

Don't say a superfluous word.

I see.

No more romantic feelings

I won't bother you again.

I won't look for you everywhere.

That's good.

10, love is actually very dull, just daily necessities. You can put down your reserve and be with each other. Together, from passion to mediocrity, and then to mutual support to old age. Not small.

Talk about the romance inside, it has nothing to do with the wealth on TV, it has nothing to do with romantic nights, only the ordinary in ordinary life! May every family have a copy of their own.

Love!

1 1, a little story of wandering souls. Memories are memories after all. Love when something good happens. If you want to feel love, please bring your heart. Why think about the past? That's all in the past.

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12, don't treat every enthusiasm badly, don't please any indifference, once you have enough disappointment, you can leave and never see it again.

13. Even if you love her deeply, you still miss her. Maybe you miss her in your heart, and you can only think in your heart. You live a good life, and the road will continue.

Keep moving and look forward.

14, love is not calm enough and too lazy to explain. Always let the small temper break up, when the real one ignores who, the rest are heartbroken thoughts. May we all live.

Free and easy!

15, let go of the past, let go of yourself, live a good day, and believe that your love is still waiting for you. Brave people are destined to be different.

Future. Let's go

16, all encounters are beautiful, parting is a painful time, and love well when it is beautiful! Cry sadly when you leave! Live a good life after crying,

Because there is still a long way to go.

17, all troubles are reasons to embarrass yourself. Mean words, poor words, are good medicine to convince yourself. As long as you are willing to extend your hand, I can obey you.

Pull up the abyss.

18, my ex-husband, I wish you well, even if it has nothing to do with me.

19, the ex is probably a very beautiful thing. I thought I had forgotten it long ago, but I will still remember it.

I don't regret my dream, but I hate being in a hurry and spending the rest of my life looking for the right person.

2 1, people who know that they have loved at the foot of the road will only be remembered by their own hearts.

So I cherish the people I love and don't know what the future looks like. At least I deserve you every day. I don't want to leave too much regret and guilt for the future.

22. Say goodbye to the past and bury your memories in your heart. The cold kiln after the snow, the moment we ran hand in hand, we went back to the past; The campus in the sunset is in a hurry.

Your back in the camera is like you are disappearing now. That's it. Everything is as good as the title.

Let bygones be bygones. Now work hard and be nice to yourself.

Tomorrow the sun will rise and life will go on.

Talk about the funny mood of getting fat accidentally.

Tell me about the funny mood of getting fat accidentally? Say goodbye for three days and you will know how fat you are.

2. Give me back my collarbone and my fatter legs.

I am still eating this kind of food at this time. I may think I gain weight too slowly.

I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. Steady and good!

The meaning of being fat is not how much you eat or what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

6. plump and round as jade, beautiful as pearls, so beautiful that you are not fat, but beautiful.

7. It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.

8. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

9. I used to feel ugly, but now I feel fat and cute, just round, smiling brightly, and everything is simple and beautiful.

10. Sell me by the catty, and I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

1 1. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

12. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling that there is no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.

13. One day, I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning and illuminate all the wretched fat people.

14. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout at midnight? Maybe you are not fat enough. Hold on to your fat.

15. A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

16. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

17. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.

18. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

19. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

20. With a smile, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

2 1. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

The funny mood of getting fat accidentally is about the second one. 22. If you want to look thin in front of people, you must be lean in the back.

I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.

24. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

25. Cherish the dog's childhood, and it will grow big and fat if you are not careful.

26. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

27. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but of course I didn't expect it to get worse.

28. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

29. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

30. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

3 1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

32. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?

It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

34. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I think I'm old and fat. It's too difficult.

35. If I'm thin, I can't get fat if I eat five meals a day. Now I have gained weight. Eating only one meal a day is too difficult for me to lose weight.

36. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

37. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

38. The voice of most fat people: intentional weight loss, unable to return to heaven.

39. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.

40. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they have become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

4 1. I don't know any magic, just want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

42. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".