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Assembly anecdote: no one will give you a step down, so move a chair yourself.

No one will give you a step, move a chair yourself. Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident! Many people think they are thinking when rearranging their prejudices. You have to believe, believe that we will be like in fairy tales, frogs and dinosaurs are endings. The so-called love story is to say something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe it. For decades, the word "life" has made my brain twitch and spinal cord spasm. Never got to the point. Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem. I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high! Yes, I have been striving for it; I never give up married women. We are all grown up, but Xiao Ming on math problems has always been such a big brother, who doesn't love others, ordinary people and loves others differently. What is innovation? Is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for half a year, shake them and spread them on the other hand. I am not the only one in the world, but there is only one woman like me. Just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely. One week before the exam, I think: strive for the first place, the week before: just work hard, and after the exam: focus on participation.

Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit. Women like to watch the waves in the sea, so men are not waves. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal? You don't like me. This is a disease. If it is cured, it must be cured. Sao nian? Do you still love me ? I think I'm romantic. Pure white season, warm yellow street lamps, dark gray memories are very simple, but simple and straightforward has become a fatal weakness! How deep is the talent? Hi, aunt, give me a bottle of dichlorvos. I want to talk to you, and no one can stop me. I want to be with you, no one can stop me! The person I love, the look in his eyes with his lover, shows that I can't.

If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion? Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding? People don't attack me, I don't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry. I admit that no one can walk into my heart now, but I know that I am slowly healing. Treat others as experts and treat your feelings as fools. Send you a bowl of eight-treasure porridge. I just threw up. It's still hot. I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig it down! Always thinking about how to eat, always thinking about how thin. I never like others to see my tears. I would rather let others think that I am happy and heartless. What do you think of this? Adult: I'm blind. What you don't know is that I will never forget it. I thought you would care about me, but I'm too self-righteous. I really want to throw you a bomb and blow you up. I will remember what you said to me. I hope it won't be a lie. A small report card can cause a lot of war at home. The happiest job in the world is to be your full-time lover. I already have you in my heart, and I don't want you no matter how good I am. I hope I can see the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime, and always say I'm sorry, but you are still free and easy, so that I can be worthy of you. Never say that you have nothing in the future. Are you sick? No matter how uncomfortable it is, as long as there is your approval, everything will dissipate, and nothing is eternal, so why should we insist? You are a creature that won't die if you bleed for a week. Why not be strong and immature? Love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you. Mom said:? The power is out. Light candles and watch TV. ? I'm hurt in my heart, can I really forget it, don't I have to pretend? The person I love is not my lover, not my lover, nor others. Why are your face, your smile and your eyes on your head? Young us, the world is small and our dreams are big! Because we are too young, breaking up is an inverse proposition that we have to do. Obviously, I want to say that it is better to miss each other when we meet, but I am trying to convince myself that it is better to miss each other when we meet. The so-called total poison is nothing more than numbness. Another year passed. Do you find that the only thing you earn is your age? I can wait for you very much. I'm afraid I can't wait for you in the end.