On the Short Sentences with Simple Sentences

1. sentence 1. As a bachelor, you should shuttle through the streets diligently and wander bravely in the sea of people. Anyone who looks like the other half in the street should squeeze in and have a look. Don't be afraid of being tired. Singles Day is coming, I wish you a happy life as soon as possible.

2, Singles Day trick: first, wear handsome clothes, second, be bold and not calcium-deficient, third, be thick-skinned, fourth, look down on failure, fifth, take the opportunity to play hooligans, sixth, roam the beauty area, and seventh, blink wildly to show love!

3, SMS to send blessings, greetings to the other party, I hope you will take off the bill as soon as possible, no longer drunk; A little friendship is strong and the leaves are yellow. Blessings will last longer if they are passed on to friends. May you send a circle of friends 1 1 to get longer happiness!

4. 1 65438+1October1Singles' Day, when you are alone, you are always lonely, find a lover to get rid of your baggage, and have less troubles in your heart. You are not afraid of rejection and do your best. May you end your single life and get rid of the bill as soon as possible.

5. Allow them to miss words, skip words or even mispronounce.

6, Tanabata SMS to send blessings, bless singles to get rid of singles, bless marriage, and bless divorce and remarriage as soon as possible. In short, Tanabata, whether single or married, is a happy holiday.

7. The secret of getting rid of "single": be active but not passive, pay attention to waiting for the opportunity to move, you can be impulsive or eager to move, and don't let TA move! Singles' Day is coming. If you want to get rid of being single, your heart must act.

8.2013.1.11Little Singles Day came in a hurry. Don't be upset if you want to take off the bill. Try to send a message. Texting is good luck. The further you go, the closer you will be to happiness. I wish you an early cancellation!

9. Send blessings by SMS on Tanabata, wishing to get rid of singles, wishing marriage is inseparable, and wishing to get divorced and remarry as soon as possible. In short, whether single, married or divorced, Tanabata is a happy Valentine's Day.

10 and seven are odd numbers, representing loneliness; Double seven is an even number, which means taking off the order. Every odd number is waiting for another odd number to form an even number. So Tanabata is a good day to take off the bill. May you find your other half!

11.In the spring season of 2007, it is necessary to study the latest Korean fashion trends if you want to get rid of monotony and wear temperament and personality in this season.

12, Guan Guan's dove, in Jiangzhou, familiar with the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Learn math and make an appointment. The rhetoric is still there, but I'm still single. Little Singles' Day comes unexpectedly, and I can't wait to take off my order as soon as possible!

13, one person's happiness needs two people to share; One person's happiness needs two people to create; One person's love needs the participation of two people; A person's loneliness needs a lover to soothe his sadness. 1. 1 1 Little Singles' Day, my friend, I wish you take off your bill today, meet love and enjoy romance!

14, you and I, two people, occupy space, which is double; You are single, I am single, lonely and sad; It is better to agree, have a partner, and take off the order; Someone to accompany, someone to accompany, not lonely, wish for a long time! Happy Singles Day!

15. On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of my fourth uncle and third brother-in-law's second niece's family, I would like to express my deep condolences to you who are struggling on the edge of being single, and wish you to get rid of the poverty of being single as soon as possible and turn the single stick into a nunchaku.

2. What does it mean to be funny when friends take off their bills? Do you want to be funny, or do you want to be funny? Haha ~ ~ ~

Let's laugh at some jokes about taking off the order, and more jokes will come to Crab Choke Joke Network:

A diaosi finally got married successfully. On the wedding day, the wedding host asked, "Excuse me, Mr. Groom, who do you want to thank most now?"

The groom looked at the guests outside the venue and smiled: "I want to thank the mobile company most."

The host was stunned and said, "Why?"

The groom smiled shyly and said, "Because of the mandatory mobile package, it costs ten yuan a month, and there are 300 text messages, so ten yuan will be deducted if it is sent or not. This is simply an artifact of our reeling. "

The host smiled and said, "OK."

At this moment, the bride said, "This SB didn't know where to get my mobile phone number. I send it every day. I really had no choice before I met him. "

3. Congratulations on your girlfriend's withdrawal. The beautiful sentence for girlfriend is 1. Call your girlfriend if you don't leave.

2. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers. 3, girlfriends, that is, the kind of noisy today, laughing tomorrow, bored, thinking far.

4, girlfriends are actually another self. 5, girlfriends: It is the kind of strange things that make trouble today, laugh tomorrow, get bored near, think far away, think when you don't see it, hate when you see it, you can bully yourself, and others can't bully you.

6. The best friend is when she can't sleep, you don't want to sleep. 7. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

8. The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you lean on it, she will ask you to help her clean her clothes wet with tears. It is very happy to have a best friend who understands you.

9. A best friend means that the more you accommodate her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good. 10, the best friend is that I can understand everything with one eye.

1 1, a best friend is someone who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour. 12, girlfriends sit together, even if my preface doesn't match the latter, you know, even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed.

13, girlfriends, remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me. 14, girlfriends, we want to be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and an educated lady.

15, a good girlfriend is someone who grabs one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time. 16, you have no qualms about talking to her. Scold if you want, feel very sweet, really say nothing, and be your best friend.

17, in fact, it is enough to have two girlfriends, and one is willing to lend you money. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her, which is enough ... 18, dear girlfriend, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me.

19, it is very happy to have a girlfriend who understands you. 20. I am not greedy

There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend. 2 1, I will pay attention to your latest developments, and I will read every mood log. Although I can't reply to everyone, you have to believe that I really care, because I regard you as my sister.

22, I will ignore your shortcomings, even if everyone is speaking ill of you, I will not participate, because I regard you as my sister. 23. I will talk to you if I have nothing to do. Although I will often be scolded by you for being sick, I will be very happy if you ignore me in the future, because I regard you as my sister.

24. I will let you bully me. I look like I've been bullied, but I won't be angry with you because I regard you as my sister. I will believe everything you say to me, even if you are joking, I will take it seriously. You can call me stupid, and I won't mind, because I regard you as my sister.

Because I treat you like a sister. 26. When you are lonely, I will try my best to stay with you. Even when I really can't come to your side, I will ask someone to take good care of you, because I regard you as my sister.

27. When you are sad, I will be sad with you. Forgive my stupidity, I don't know how to comfort others, I don't know how to make people happy, because I treat you as my sister, so I have to cry with you. 28. I have always envied my best girlfriend having the best girlfriend in the world. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.

29. I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't so good at first, she was firm to each other in the days she experienced together. Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless and comforting me when I was crying.

3 1, happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear and sloppy girlfriend who says that she loves you. 32. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together! 33. I have a best friend who has nothing to say and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it was not so good at first, we were firm in the days we experienced together.

34. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one. 35, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

36. The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she still has a crush on the real you.

4. Announce divorce and talk about 1, a new year and a new beginning. I hope 20 16 can get married without divorce, so that parents will no longer worry. I also hope that my career will be smooth, my family will be healthy and my friends will be rich!

Since I can't stop you, I will be glad to welcome you! 20 16, I hope everyone will take off the bill, get rid of poverty and degrease ~

I wish you all a happy New Year's Day. I hope my friends who know me can get off the bill smoothly on 20 16 and step into the marriage hall! !

4. The first message I saw in the morning was from Brother Xue, wishing me to cancel the contract on 20 16 as soon as possible. The first news I saw when I opened Weibo was that Kim Su Jun and Hani were in love.

5, 20 16 I hope to meet a better self and embrace 20 16! 20 16 I wish to take off the bill myself.

6, 20 16 Adjust your mentality, be ready to cancel, face it positively, not be afraid, not be rejected, come on.

On the first day of 7.20 16, I want to say, "I want to take off the bill! I want to get married! I want an exam! "

8, 20 16, my wish is a little big, haha, step by step. Others really don't seem to have any wishes, because my wishes have basically never come true. I just hope that everything will be fine on 20 16 and my family will be healthy. Ah, can I take the bill off?

9. Take off the bill, take off the bill, take off the bill! I don't have many wishes. I hope the male god falls in love with me. . It is a shame to stay at home.